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Started by David_Sklansky, Apr 18 2012 11:36 AM

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#1 David_Sklansky

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 11:36 AM


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Posted 18 April 2012 - 12:02 PM

BOOM! Case closed.
CAPITALISM: God's way of determining who is smart and who is poor. - Ron Swanson ---> Video:Ron's Pyramid of Greatness Picture: Poster Size


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Posted 18 April 2012 - 12:15 PM

wow

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 12:25 PM

if there was a god, a man born with such a strong chin and jaw, wouldn't be a fat fuck
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Posted 18 April 2012 - 12:35 PM

View PostBigDMcGee, on Wednesday, April 18th, 2012, 4:25 PM, said:

if there was a god, a man born with such a strong chin and jaw, wouldn't be a fat fuck
It's sad what's happening to modern humanity, isn't it? A guy with a jaw like that would have been a cuckolding knight, or a civil war general. But in 2012, all he has to show for his genes is diabetes.

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 08:51 PM

You guys were talking about his jaw so I kept expecting her to get mad and slug him, without any effect. But instead, he said "there you go" and then they left. I was disappointed - so much so that his persuasive arguments were countered in one swift amble off to stage right. Oh well.
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Posted 18 April 2012 - 09:00 PM

In all fairness though, that dude isn't really that fat. I mean, he's probably 20 pounds over optimal, but "fat ****" is a little extreme.
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Posted 18 April 2012 - 09:21 PM

Whatever, fatty
there were no special effects, no special effects.

#9 David_Sklansky

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 09:36 PM

Not only is he really fat, but he is that really gross, sloppy fat. He even sounds out of breath.(When I make fun of disgusting fat people and how sick it makes me feel even looking at them, it should be noted that I don't do this out of bigotry. I am concerned for these blubbery freaks. Concerned about their health and their own body images. I want them to get help, which is why I am so hard on them.)

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 09:41 PM

maybe all the fat went straight to his double chin. My point is, he could have a comicbook hero-style jawline/chin, but he's ****ing it up with donuts.
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Posted 18 April 2012 - 09:43 PM

View PostBigDMcGee, on Thursday, April 19th, 2012, 1:41 AM, said:

maybe all the fat went straight to his double chin. My point is, he could have a comicbook hero-style jawline/chin, but he's ****ing it up with donuts.
No ****ing self control is their ****ing problem. People like that are more or less animals, and it hurts me so much that they won;t less us help them.

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 09:54 PM

View PostBigDMcGee, on Thursday, April 19th, 2012, 12:41 AM, said:

maybe all the fat went straight to his double chin. My point is, he could have a comicbook hero-style jawline/chin, but he's ****ing it up with donuts.
Oh, I don't disagree with you.
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tilt you suck.

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Posted 19 April 2012 - 06:52 AM

"I really shouldn't, but...<insert bullshit excuse/reason here>"
"We had all the momentum. We were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look west, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark, that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back." —Raoul Duke, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas

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Posted 19 April 2012 - 07:37 AM

View Postbrvheart, on Wednesday, April 18th, 2012, 10:00 PM, said:

In all fairness though, that dude isn't really that fat. I mean, he's probably 20 pounds over optimal, but "fat ****" is a little extreme.
You're insane.I watched the video without sound; strangely compelling.

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Posted 19 April 2012 - 02:52 PM

She'd be 8500 times more attractive than she is if she lost about 40 pounds too, as long as we're talking about how fatty fat fat they are.
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Posted 19 April 2012 - 02:59 PM

View PostDJ Vu, on Thursday, April 19th, 2012, 10:37 AM, said:

You're insane.
I'm confused as to why you think so based on that statement.
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Posted 19 April 2012 - 03:10 PM

View PostDavid_Sklansky, on Wednesday, April 18th, 2012, 10:36 PM, said:

Not only is he really fat, but he is that really gross, sloppy fat. He even sounds out of breath.(When I make fun of disgusting fat people and how sick it makes me feel even looking at them, it should be noted that I don't do this out of bigotry. I am concerned for these blubbery freaks. Concerned about their health and their own body images. I want them to get help, which is why I am so hard on them.)
Just imagine how unhealthy he'd be if he didn't believe in god.

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Posted 19 April 2012 - 03:26 PM

View Postvbnautilus, on Thursday, April 19th, 2012, 7:10 PM, said:

Just imagine how unhealthy he'd be if he didn't believe in god.
I don't know, he's probably be pretty fit since he'd be so busy with all the raping

View PostAmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:

one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

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Posted 19 April 2012 - 04:47 PM

Yeah, but research has shown.

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Posted 19 April 2012 - 04:57 PM

View Postvbnautilus, on Thursday, April 19th, 2012, 8:47 PM, said:

Yeah, but research has shown.
As a scientist and atheist, how bitter is that pill, VB? I'll bet it tastes worse to you than vegetables taste to those Christians.
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