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Cracked Appreciation

Started by Tactical Bear, Aug 31 2011 09:23 AM

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#141 beans-n-icewater

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Posted 17 May 2012 - 12:44 AM

I have no idea if this has been discussed yet, but after scanning the site for a few minutes I discovered the one item that I can not longer be without....The penis copter

Holy hell in a handbag I laughed like a fool at that shit. A fool I tell ya

#142 brvheart

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Posted 17 May 2012 - 09:11 AM

beans-n-icewater, on 17 May 2012 - 12:44 AM, said:

I have no idea if this has been discussed yet, but after scanning the site for a few minutes I discovered the one item that I can not longer be without....The penis copterHoly hell in a handbag I laughed like a fool at that shit. A fool I tell ya

Since they disabled comments, I didn't get a translation, which would have made it even better.

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SuitedAces21, on 20 August 2012 - 11:14 AM, said:

tilt you suck.

Essay21, on 25 February 2013 - 08:32 PM, said:

titly suck a dick bitch

#143 DJ Vu

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 12:03 PM

Hey, have you guys ever considered the idea that people might be stupid? I kind of think they are.Discuss.

#144 DJ Vu

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 11:42 AM

Pretty amazing old magazine cover: Posted Image

#145 Balloon guy

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Posted 09 June 2012 - 11:13 AM

Fricking Nazis!

I use my cigar smoke as idiot repellent

mrdannyg, on 22 April 2013 - 09:26 AM, said:

Every single person (except Bob) has posted things in this thread that would qualify as a hate crime in any other first-world country in the world.

#146 DJ Vu

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 11:44 AM

If you don't laugh at these youtube videos, I don't know what to say to you.The fact that I've seen #1 before didn't stop me from laughing uncontrollably each of the six times I watched it.

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 01:29 PM

9, 5, and 2 were also wonderful.

I was like "What?"

#148 ShakeZuma

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 04:25 PM

yeah those are pretty amazing. the pizza burning was just so damn disturbing. and dj, didn't you post a auto ketchup video a while back that was slightly different from that one? are there two, or was that one just edited?

AmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:

one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

#149 DJ Vu

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Posted 22 June 2012 - 07:50 AM

Yeah, this one:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C3D0rcFXrY&feature=related

#150 iZuma

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Posted 22 June 2012 - 08:23 AM

oh my go yes. why is that so funny? I just plugged my headphones in and watched it but had to stop midway through. exause I couldn't keep my laughter silent.

#151 CobaltBlue

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 03:21 AM

A lot of them were just odd, but I did laugh out loud at #1.

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#152 DJ Vu

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Posted 12 July 2012 - 11:36 AM

Fox News, what in the world?Fox News provides one public service -- they say crazy, stupid things to get the gullible elderly angry enough to cling to life. They are good at this job. Before Fox News told our grandparents that everyone was a communist, our elderly had to build rage by hating rhythm guitar and Orientals. Well, now FoxNews.com has published an article dumb enough to outrage every generation: "10 Pranks That Will Spice Up Your Relationship."

"Amber Milt has less creativity than the third participant of a gang rape."

#153 DJ Vu

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Posted 12 July 2012 - 12:12 PM

Some of the comments on foxnews are pretty funny."Very helpful column! Boyfriend is frisky in the sack, he literally clawed my eye out with his erection after a couple 'bland surprise' drinks. Eye is clawed out though"

That last part "eye is clawed out though" cracks me up.

"trick with falling pillow saved my relationship. things is very spicy now, almost too spicy to be totally honest. do you have any pranks to make things less spiced up"

#154 DJ Vu

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Posted 07 September 2012 - 08:12 AM

iZuma, on 05 January 2012 - 11:50 AM, said:

why does anybody keep autocorrect enabled on their phone?

That monkey's face is the best thing ever.

#155 brvheart

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Posted 07 September 2012 - 08:33 AM

I was laughing at that monkey face for a good 5 seconds and then said out loud, "That monkey face is so hilarious. How the crap did they have that ready to go so perfectly?"

Then I saw your comment. Boom! Brothers.

ps. I sometimes talk out loud to myself in my office. Don't judge me.

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SuitedAces21, on 20 August 2012 - 11:14 AM, said:

tilt you suck.

Essay21, on 25 February 2013 - 08:32 PM, said:

titly suck a dick bitch

#156 DJ Vu

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Posted 07 September 2012 - 12:03 PM

"Surprised monkey" is a fun google image search.

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#157 Mercury69

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Posted 13 September 2012 - 09:06 AM

Otters, tho

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#158 DJ Vu

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Posted 27 September 2012 - 01:01 PM

Came here to post something, saw the monkeys, laughed out loud again.

Ok, the reason why I opened this thread:

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When a normal person sees a book about clown ministers, their third reaction is a desperate need for explanation. Obviously, the first two reactions are pee. If you happen to actually be a clown minister, then you already know your only reaction to anything is sharpening your knives. For the others, let's move on to the desperate need for an explanation. Here is the first paragraph of the book in its entirety: "The Ministry of Clowning is the direct result of the surging interest in Christian clowning." Wait, what?

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