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Started by Skeleton Jelly, Jan 26 2011 09:53 AM

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Posted 26 January 2011 - 10:39 PM

View PostShakeZuma, on Wednesday, January 26th, 2011, 5:16 PM, said:

edit: how bout a poll on how many times a day people poop.
If there could be a winner/loser of this poll, I would be winner/loser.
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Posted 26 January 2011 - 10:48 PM

View PostGWCGWC, on Wednesday, January 26th, 2011, 4:07 PM, said:

I thought I preferred NY style pizza and it turns out Chicago thin crust is the best type of pizza.
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Posted 27 January 2011 - 02:37 AM

View PostSuitedAces21, on Wednesday, January 26th, 2011, 1:25 PM, said:

you have to ask yourself if you want a boy, or a man. i know how i'd choose.
god damn it, what the hell is this from? I know whatever it is I JUST fucking saw it but cannot place it for the life of me.

View PostSkeleton Jelly, on Wednesday, January 26th, 2011, 7:27 PM, said:

But I do appreciate that people are probably really itching to get to Shake's poop poll.
yep

View PostAmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:

one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

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Posted 27 January 2011 - 03:32 AM

View PostSAM_Hard8, on Thursday, January 27th, 2011, 1:13 AM, said:

are Polish jokes racist?
Only to Polacks

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Posted 27 January 2011 - 07:57 AM

One poop in.

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Posted 27 January 2011 - 08:31 AM

I know it is early and I but I like the concept of this topic.
QUOTE (digitalmonkey @ Wednesday, August 18th, 2010, 1:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Steve,

It doesn't matter who you start because you have a horse shoe up your ass so far I'm not really sure how you get through the day. You must be gay.

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Posted 27 January 2011 - 08:31 AM

View PostSBriand, on Thursday, January 27th, 2011, 9:31 AM, said:

I know it is early and I but I like the concept of this topic.
One more time?
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Posted 27 January 2011 - 08:35 AM

lol, maybe I have a brain tumor.That wouldn't be funny.
QUOTE (digitalmonkey @ Wednesday, August 18th, 2010, 1:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Steve,

It doesn't matter who you start because you have a horse shoe up your ass so far I'm not really sure how you get through the day. You must be gay.

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Posted 27 January 2011 - 08:36 AM

View PostSBriand, on Thursday, January 27th, 2011, 11:31 AM, said:

I know it is early and I but I and I but I and I but I and I but-but-but-but-but-but.....BRRRRZZZAAAAAP!!!
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Posted 27 January 2011 - 08:53 AM

I'm usually a twice a day guy. Usually in the morning, but not first thing in the morning.Did you know that if you go to google and type "how often " the first suggestion is "how often should you poop?"Which is actually what I was searching for. Google knows.How Often Should I Poop?Ah - the big question! Experts disagree on how often a person should poop. The National Institute for Diabetes, Kidney, and Digestive Diseases says three times a week is normal and healthy for some people. According to Ayurveda, an ancient Indian healing system, once a day is ideal. Other experts advocate once or twice a day, while still others say a person should have a bowel movement within two to three hours of a major meal- -or two to three times a day. So you can see that it really depends on who you talk to. My personal opinion is that you above all want to be regular in your pooping schedule, and that one poop a day is ideal.Also, drinking lots of water and exercising helps.But I think that could be the answer to any health related question. Drink lots of water and exercise.

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Posted 27 January 2011 - 08:57 AM

3 times a week. max.The 2nd one doesn't apply to me, since I poop when I need to, which means it happens all different times.Hell no. The last time I pooped in a public restroom was 2007. In Afghanistan. (and even then, it wasn't really public, since it was in our team house.) The only time I've pooped, other than at home, is in hotels.I never talk to anyone, while peeing in a public restroom. I would even shun my best friends.
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tilt you suck.

View PostEssay21, on 25 February 2013 - 08:32 PM, said:

titly suck a dick bitch

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Posted 27 January 2011 - 08:58 AM

Pooping is the best way to lose weight.

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Posted 27 January 2011 - 09:06 AM

View Postloogie, on Thursday, January 27th, 2011, 10:58 AM, said:

Pooping is the best way to lose weight.
*shakes fist at sky*
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View PostSuitedAces21, on 20 August 2012 - 11:14 AM, said:

tilt you suck.

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titly suck a dick bitch

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Posted 27 January 2011 - 09:09 AM

View Postbrvheart, on Thursday, January 27th, 2011, 9:06 AM, said:

*shakes fist at God*

View PostSkeleton Jelly, on Thursday, January 27th, 2011, 8:53 AM, said:

Also, drinking lots of water and exercising helps.

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Posted 27 January 2011 - 09:16 AM

So me and Brv don't poop in restrooms. Who is the 3rd?I am pretty much 4 times a week and usually an hour after I run because that gets things all moving around and...shit.
QUOTE (digitalmonkey @ Wednesday, August 18th, 2010, 1:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Steve,

It doesn't matter who you start because you have a horse shoe up your ass so far I'm not really sure how you get through the day. You must be gay.

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Posted 27 January 2011 - 09:30 AM

View PostSBriand, on Thursday, January 27th, 2011, 9:16 AM, said:

So me and Brv don't poop in restrooms. Who is the 3rd?I am pretty much 4 times a week and usually an hour after I run because that gets things all moving around and...shit.
I avoid public restrooms ever since the early 80s in Palm Springs when my buddy went into a restaurant bathroom to find some naked old guy covered in crap walking towards him asking for help.That and since I saw a movie about germs
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Every single person (except Bob) has posted things in this thread that would qualify as a hate crime in any other first-world country in the world.

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Posted 27 January 2011 - 09:32 AM

View PostSBriand, on Thursday, January 27th, 2011, 1:16 PM, said:

So me and Brv don't poop in restrooms. Who is the 3rd?I am pretty much 4 times a week and usually an hour after I run because that gets things all moving around and...shit.
Do you poop in your office's bathroom? I think some of us would consider that 'public.'
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Posted 27 January 2011 - 09:37 AM

View Postmrdannyg, on Thursday, January 27th, 2011, 12:32 PM, said:

Do you poop in your office's bathroom? I think some of us would consider that 'public.'
There is no bathroom in my office. I use an empty apartment which feels like I am at home but I always would rather wait till I get home. Luckily though I am nighttime pooper.
QUOTE (digitalmonkey @ Wednesday, August 18th, 2010, 1:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Steve,

It doesn't matter who you start because you have a horse shoe up your ass so far I'm not really sure how you get through the day. You must be gay.

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Posted 27 January 2011 - 09:39 AM

View PostSBriand, on Thursday, January 27th, 2011, 10:16 AM, said:

So me and Brv don't poop in restrooms.
So, you shit in your kitchen?
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Posted 27 January 2011 - 09:40 AM

View PostDrawingDeadInDM, on Thursday, January 27th, 2011, 12:39 PM, said:

So, you shit in your kitchen?
No, I poop in my bathroom. Or powder room if you will.
QUOTE (digitalmonkey @ Wednesday, August 18th, 2010, 1:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Steve,

It doesn't matter who you start because you have a horse shoe up your ass so far I'm not really sure how you get through the day. You must be gay.
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