You love them as much as I do, and I consider myself the king of them.So on this day, May 26th 2005, flame the fuck away.I am sure we can make it to five pages before it gets deleted or locked. I don't expect as much support (or hatred) as I got in the infamous 'FCP Players Suck' thread, but one can always hope.Here, I'll start.I am fucking sick of you seventeen year old prepubescent fucks talking about No Limit holdem being the "Cadillac of Poker" and acting like because you won a few pots you have an idea of what the hell is going on.You don't.Also I am sick of people who can't keep their dick in their pants everytime a girl posts on the forum.Get some sunlight and get laid.Most of all I am sick of all the dumbasses that post here every day of their goddamn miserable lives.Note: Replying with "YOU POST HERE EVERYDAY ABSOLUTE YOU MUST BE A LOOZER" is not an appropriate response. If you do this, you are a fuckstain.Enjoy all. Take your shots.
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Started by Absolute, May 26 2005 05:19 PM
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Posted 26 May 2005 - 05:19 PM
i saw him at the riverbank. he was breaking bread and giving thanks. with crosses made of pipes and planks. leaned up against the nitrous tanks.
he said take a hit. hold your breath and i'll dunk your head. then when you wake up, you'll be high as hell and born again.
- The Hold Steady
he said take a hit. hold your breath and i'll dunk your head. then when you wake up, you'll be high as hell and born again.
- The Hold Steady
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Posted 26 May 2005 - 05:20 PM
you are a loser bitchass
only the strong survive
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Posted 26 May 2005 - 05:21 PM
SouthPark is sooooo 2001.You woman.
i saw him at the riverbank. he was breaking bread and giving thanks. with crosses made of pipes and planks. leaned up against the nitrous tanks.
he said take a hit. hold your breath and i'll dunk your head. then when you wake up, you'll be high as hell and born again.
- The Hold Steady
he said take a hit. hold your breath and i'll dunk your head. then when you wake up, you'll be high as hell and born again.
- The Hold Steady
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Posted 26 May 2005 - 05:23 PM
Absolute said:
SouthPark is sooooo 2001.You woman.
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Posted 26 May 2005 - 05:24 PM
you suck as much as AC Milan you ho.
i saw him at the riverbank. he was breaking bread and giving thanks. with crosses made of pipes and planks. leaned up against the nitrous tanks.
he said take a hit. hold your breath and i'll dunk your head. then when you wake up, you'll be high as hell and born again.
- The Hold Steady
he said take a hit. hold your breath and i'll dunk your head. then when you wake up, you'll be high as hell and born again.
- The Hold Steady
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Posted 26 May 2005 - 05:24 PM
Absolute said:
You love them as much as I do, and I consider myself the king of them.So on this day, May 26th 2005, flame the fuck away.I am sure we can make it to five pages before it gets deleted or locked. I don't expect as much support (or hatred) as I got in the infamous 'FCP Players Suck' thread, but one can always hope.Here, I'll start.I am fucking sick of you seventeen year old prepubescent fucks talking about No Limit holdem being the "Cadillac of Poker" and acting like because you won a few pots you have an idea of what the hell is going on.You don't.Also I am sick of people who can't keep their dick in their pants everytime a girl posts on the forum.Get some sunlight and get laid.Most of all I am sick of all the dumbasses that post here every day of their goddamn miserable lives.Note: Replying with "YOU POST HERE EVERYDAY ABSOLUTE YOU MUST BE A LOOZER" is not an appropriate response. If you do this, you are a fuckstain.Enjoy all. Take your shots.
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Posted 26 May 2005 - 05:24 PM
YOU POST HERE EVERYDAY ABSOLUTE YOU MUST BE A LOSER.
Look, it's not in my nature to be mysterious.
But I can't talk about it, and I can't talk about why.
But I can't talk about it, and I can't talk about why.
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Posted 26 May 2005 - 05:25 PM
JistTheFist said:
YOU POST HERE EVERYDAY ABSOLUTE YOU MUST BE A LOSER.
i saw him at the riverbank. he was breaking bread and giving thanks. with crosses made of pipes and planks. leaned up against the nitrous tanks.
he said take a hit. hold your breath and i'll dunk your head. then when you wake up, you'll be high as hell and born again.
- The Hold Steady
he said take a hit. hold your breath and i'll dunk your head. then when you wake up, you'll be high as hell and born again.
- The Hold Steady
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Posted 26 May 2005 - 05:27 PM
Absolute, only a complete and total censored retard would come up with the idea for this thread. You are a complete moron, and every word you say makes everyone who hears it just that much dumber. You are a loser because you post everyday and should be banned for starting this thread.
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Posted 26 May 2005 - 05:27 PM
oh i forgot to say most of the girls that post here are ugly.probably the guys too.
i saw him at the riverbank. he was breaking bread and giving thanks. with crosses made of pipes and planks. leaned up against the nitrous tanks.
he said take a hit. hold your breath and i'll dunk your head. then when you wake up, you'll be high as hell and born again.
- The Hold Steady
he said take a hit. hold your breath and i'll dunk your head. then when you wake up, you'll be high as hell and born again.
- The Hold Steady
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Posted 26 May 2005 - 05:29 PM
Absolute said:
oh i forgot to say most of the girls that post here are ugly.probably the guys too.
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Posted 26 May 2005 - 05:30 PM
You eat shit for breakfast?
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Posted 26 May 2005 - 05:31 PM
Zimmer4141 said:
Absolute, only a complete and total censored retard would come up with the idea for this thread. You are a complete moron, and every word you say makes everyone who hears it just that much dumber. You are a loser because you post everyday and should be banned for starting this thread.
i saw him at the riverbank. he was breaking bread and giving thanks. with crosses made of pipes and planks. leaned up against the nitrous tanks.
he said take a hit. hold your breath and i'll dunk your head. then when you wake up, you'll be high as hell and born again.
- The Hold Steady
he said take a hit. hold your breath and i'll dunk your head. then when you wake up, you'll be high as hell and born again.
- The Hold Steady
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Posted 26 May 2005 - 05:31 PM
This thread is pretty immature. As is pretty much anyone that makes this a regular stop. :?
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Posted 26 May 2005 - 05:31 PM
Why the hell did I get beeped out for shit and he didnt?
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Posted 26 May 2005 - 05:34 PM
Nudjer said:
Why the hell did I get beeped out for censored and he didnt?
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Posted 26 May 2005 - 05:35 PM
Despite Absolute's questionable personal hygene and disheveled appearance, he doesn't steal nearly as often as you'd think. I suspect he's on drugs. Yeah, I don't have much. I have no actual beef. Just wanted to help make it to 5 pages :-)
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Posted 26 May 2005 - 05:36 PM
Nudjer said:
Why the hell did I get beeped out for censored and he didnt?
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Posted 26 May 2005 - 05:36 PM
allinbluff35 said:
Nudjer said:
Why the hell did I get beeped out for censored and he didnt?
only the strong survive
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Posted 26 May 2005 - 05:37 PM
MasterK said:
allinbluff35 said:
Nudjer said:
Why the hell did I get beeped out for censored and he didnt?
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