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#41 Jadaki

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Posted 27 September 2011 - 02:27 PM

I have no idea who the best team is. Injuries to Philly, Dallas and NY are sure making the Redskins look decent.

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Posted 28 September 2011 - 06:08 AM

View PostJadaki, on Tuesday, September 27th, 2011, 6:27 PM, said:

I have no idea who the best team is. Injuries to Philly, Dallas and NY are sure making the Redskins look decent.
yeah, but they just lost to Dallas' mash unit.I'm actually kinda loving the G-men right now if Prince Amakamura comes back healthy and contributes.
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Posted 28 September 2011 - 06:45 AM

prince will contribute. guy is an absolute beast.
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Posted 07 October 2011 - 03:17 PM

"Last Sunday, we were watching football when Sarah Larimer (Grantland's sports blog editor) was asked the question, "If you could marry one NFL QB, who would it be?" Without blinking, she responded, "Eli!"Eli?????We were dumbfounded and immediately demanded an explanation. Sarah quickly spouted out three reasons: he's handsome; he lives in New York (making a long-distance romance more realistic since L.A. to NYC is an easy flight); and most important, she loves that Eli is such a sensitive guy. Apparently, Archie Manning doted on Cooper and Peyton as kids, and poor Eli was left hanging out with his mom and learning how to be sensitive or something (as this 2008 New York Times feature covered). This left us even more dumbfounded, and once Sarah's Eli selection was quickly and vociferously backed up on e-mail by Grantland's Katie Baker, we were practically stupefied.Forget about the fact that I will never look at Eli Manning again without thinking of him making Sarah a mixtape or standing outside Katie's apartment in the pouring rain holding a boom box over his head and blaring "In Your Eyes" for a second, or that the whole exchange inadvertently gave us a running Eli/Sarah joke for the rest of the season, and really, the rest of the decade. Here's my question to my 18 female readers out there: Do women really dig Eli Manning, or is it just a massive coincidence that our two-person sample size produced this result? Either way, I'd like to dedicate this song to Eli and Sarah."http://www.nytimes.c...g.html?emc=eta1

View PostiZuma, on 20 August 2012 - 11:32 AM, said:

napa I was jesus christing suited, you guys just slipped in before me.

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#45 Dread Aidan

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Posted 14 October 2011 - 01:38 PM

Eli is The Godfather.

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Posted 14 October 2011 - 02:12 PM

Vindication!

View PostiZuma, on 20 August 2012 - 11:32 AM, said:

napa I was jesus christing suited, you guys just slipped in before me.

View PostEssay21, on 25 February 2013 - 08:32 PM, said:

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Posted 15 October 2011 - 01:32 PM

I blame Tom Coughlin for any of Eli's mistakes.

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Posted 02 December 2011 - 08:28 AM

View PostDread Aidan, on Thursday, September 1st, 2011, 7:42 AM, said:

Somebody talk me out of betting the Cowboys to win their division.

View PostCaneBrain, on Thursday, September 1st, 2011, 8:37 AM, said:

The Eagles play in the NFC East. Your welcome.
I don't think I thanked you.Although it is time for Dallas to fall apart down the stretch. So maybe I'll thank you later.

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Posted 02 December 2011 - 11:14 AM

View PostDread Aidan, on Friday, December 2nd, 2011, 11:28 AM, said:

I don't think I thanked you.Although it is time for Dallas to fall apart down the stretch. So maybe I'll thank you later.
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Posted 02 December 2011 - 02:13 PM

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Posted 05 December 2011 - 12:27 PM

View PostDread Aidan, on Friday, December 2nd, 2011, 8:28 AM, said:

Although it is time for Dallas to fall apart down the stretch.
Right on schedule.

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Posted 05 December 2011 - 02:00 PM

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View PostiZuma, on 20 August 2012 - 11:32 AM, said:

napa I was jesus christing suited, you guys just slipped in before me.

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 03:35 PM

Posted ImageWhy did Jerry Jones say the only difference between the Cowboys and Giants this year was QB play? Even if you believe that, not sure it's the best thing to say.

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Posted 05 February 2012 - 07:59 PM

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Posted 05 February 2012 - 08:03 PM

I agree, eli is worthless pieceOh wait, nevermind.
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Posted 06 February 2012 - 01:57 PM

I couldn't hate Eli more than I do, but I'm glad the Giants won, because I hate the Patriots. I told everyone at the party that my dream scenario was the Giants winning and Eli not getting the MVP. One out of two aint bad.

View PostiZuma, on 20 August 2012 - 11:32 AM, said:

napa I was jesus christing suited, you guys just slipped in before me.

View PostEssay21, on 25 February 2013 - 08:32 PM, said:

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