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#1 brvheart

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Posted 21 November 2010 - 10:33 PM

I hate this guy with every bit of my being.Every time he does something stupid, which is frequently, he kicks the dirt and shakes his head like a little kid. I seriously hate him.I've hated him since the day he refused to sign with the Chargers.I hated that he won the MVP of the Superbowl, when he did everything he could to lose that game and just got lucky that Jesus Christ entered the body of David Tyree.I seethe with rage whenever I watch him play. I hope he dies in a fiery car crash.
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Posted 21 November 2010 - 11:18 PM

Yeah, I got him on my fantasy team too.
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Posted 23 November 2010 - 10:50 AM

That was the most pathetic slide/fumble I've seen in a long time.

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Posted 23 November 2010 - 11:09 AM

View Postbrvheart, on Monday, November 22nd, 2010, 1:33 AM, said:

I hate this guy with every bit of my being.Every time he does something stupid, which is frequently, he kicks the dirt and shakes his head like a little kid. I seriously hate him.I've hated him since the day he refused to sign with the Chargers.I hated that he won the MVP of the Superbowl, when he did everything he could to lose that game and just got lucky that Jesus Christ entered the body of David Tyree.I seethe with rage whenever I watch him play. I hope he dies in a fiery car crash.
And people continue to call me the angry one?
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Posted 23 November 2010 - 01:00 PM

View PostSBriand, on Tuesday, November 23rd, 2010, 2:09 PM, said:

And people continue to call me the angry one?
calm down, man.
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Posted 16 August 2011 - 09:26 PM

Eli says he's in the same class as Tom Brady.
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Posted 16 August 2011 - 09:32 PM

eli is my favorite player. he's the best.

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Posted 16 August 2011 - 10:01 PM

Take it back Suited. I can't handle that shit right now.
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Posted 17 August 2011 - 12:05 AM

just this once.

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Posted 17 August 2011 - 07:51 AM

I like that the choices in the poll were no and heck no.I'd take Eli over Romo.

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Posted 17 August 2011 - 09:27 AM

View PostCindyLou, on Wednesday, August 17th, 2011, 8:51 AM, said:

I like that the choices in the poll were no and heck no.I'd take Eli over Romo.
this. last time i checked Eli has a super bowl ring and Romo doesn't.

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Posted 17 August 2011 - 09:34 AM

View PostGeneralGeeWhiz, on Wednesday, August 17th, 2011, 1:27 PM, said:

this. last time i checked Eli has a super bowl ring and Romo doesn't.
this......has nothing to do with my reasoning.

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Posted 17 August 2011 - 09:44 AM

View PostCindyLou, on Wednesday, August 17th, 2011, 10:34 AM, said:

this......has nothing to do with my reasoning.
well its the major reason somoene would take eli over romo. why would you take eli over romo besides the super bowl ring?

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Posted 17 August 2011 - 09:59 AM

View PostGeneralGeeWhiz, on Wednesday, August 17th, 2011, 12:44 PM, said:

well its the major reason somoene would take eli over romo. why would you take eli over romo besides the super bowl ring?
He's a better QB.

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Posted 17 August 2011 - 11:08 AM

View PostCindyLou, on Wednesday, August 17th, 2011, 10:59 AM, said:

great read. i heard about this new QB system but havent read about it. thanks.

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Posted 17 August 2011 - 05:07 PM

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Posted 17 August 2011 - 05:12 PM

Vince Youngs 2009 season was the 12th highest QBR rating over the past 3 years. I found that interesting. Many traditionalists don't rank him as a good qb. I guess his 2010 QBR was even higher, but he didn't have enough attempts to qualify for that list.
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Posted 18 August 2011 - 10:48 AM

View PostBigDMcGee, on Wednesday, August 17th, 2011, 6:12 PM, said:

Vince Youngs 2009 season was the 12th highest QBR rating over the past 3 years. I found that interesting. Many traditionalists don't rank him as a good qb. I guess his 2010 QBR was even higher, but he didn't have enough attempts to qualify for that list.
vince young has horrible attitude issues, but the dude can win on the field. isnt his all time record as a starter 30-18 or something? he should get another shot somewhere, he just needs to grow up.

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Posted 18 August 2011 - 11:53 PM

View PostGeneralGeeWhiz, on Wednesday, August 17th, 2011, 12:27 PM, said:

this. last time i checked Eli has a super bowl ring and Romo doesn't.
This was so retarded that I was laughing out loud and when I saw you say:

View PostCindyLou, on Wednesday, August 17th, 2011, 12:34 PM, said:

this...
I almost choked. Thank goodness the post didn't stop there.Also: How good Eli is compared to Romo means little to me. I hate Eli Manning and I always will. I will die pissed off that he won the MVP award in that awesome Superbowl that I'm glad the Giants won. A defensive lineman (or two) should have won.
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Posted 19 August 2011 - 09:57 AM

View Postbrvheart, on Friday, August 19th, 2011, 3:53 AM, said:

I will die pissed off that he won the MVP award in that awesome Superbowl that I'm glad the Giants won.
I can totally picture a 92 year old brvheart lying in a hospital bed, still sporting the small gold hoop earring, surrounded by his 12 children, 39 grandchildren, and 53 great-grandchildren, motioning his wife over as he whispers in her ear, "That damn Manning...should never...have been...M...V...P...." immediately followed by a flatline.




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