The Funny Blind Man

#1 dna4ever

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Posted 25 October 2010 - 11:37 AM

<pointless story I felt like sharing>

Had a 100% blind guy play in one of my bar poker league games this weekend. One of our regular players brought him and was his spotter.

This dude had me laughing so hard at times I had tears in my eyes at one point.

My two favorite one liners of his were "F**K IT! I'm ALL IN blind!" and "You know what? I'm not even going to look, I call"

Said he lost his sight at the age of 25 the day before his birthday ..... said "that crazy God of ours is one hell of a gift giver"

Dude had a great sense of humor to be in such a crappy situation.

</the end>

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#2 Skeleton Jelly

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Posted 25 October 2010 - 11:46 AM

QUOTE (dna4ever @ Monday, October 25th, 2010, 12:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

</the end>

Doesn't the slash mark mean "end?" So are you saying "end: the end?"

It should be: </pointless story I felt like sharing>.

I don't know how I'm expected to enjoy your story with such blatant errors like this.

#3 dna4ever

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Posted 25 October 2010 - 11:50 AM

QUOTE (Skeleton Jelly @ Monday, October 25th, 2010, 2:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Weird, I feel the exact same way when I hear people say ATM machine

I feel your pain

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#4 bbgun

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Posted 25 October 2010 - 03:53 PM

QUOTE (dna4ever @ Monday, October 25th, 2010, 2:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Weird, I feel the exact same way when I hear people say ATM machine

I feel your pain

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#5 DemonDonk

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Posted 26 October 2010 - 04:26 AM

Hal Lubarsky right?

'But now mother****er, it's our time, mine's and yours, but instead of shutting up and kicking in, your going to stand there crying that back in the day ****. There ain't no back in the day, *****! Ain't no nostalgia to this **** here. There's just the street, and the game, and what happened here today.'