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[Roll the Bones]

http://www.slate.com/id/2266133/


"Those who are impotent and limp and gutless and then they go on, um, they're anonymous, they are sources that are anonymous, and impotent, limp, and gutless reporters take anonymous sources and cite them as being factual references, it just slays me because it's so just absolutely clear what the state of yellow journalism is today."—In a radio interview with Sean Hannity, Sept. 1, 2010.


I love how Slate does these about every day. It's amazing how much material she gives off. I pray she runs again and I'm sure SNL does as well. It's just a wealth of comedic gold.

[Balloon guy]

Hate: The only things the democrats have achieved in 50 years.

[Balloon guy]

Maybe some relevant pictures of a downs syndrome baby or a pregnant teenager would help keep this thread going on track.

[Roll the Bones]

"Who hijacked term:'feminist'?A cackle of rads who want 2 crucify other women w/whom they disagree on a singular issue; it's ironic (& passé)."
—Tweet, Aug. 18, 2010.

[CaneBrain]

Hate: The only things the democrats have achieved in 50 years.

Hypocrisy : What you achieve on a daily basis


You can't call the President names 24/7 (and Nancy Pelosi and whoever else) and then whine when conservative popular figures get criticized. Palin is a dumbass who thinks the first amendment protects her and Dr. Laura and any other conservative from criticism.......a dumbass who calls for firings when someone says "ret--d" but defends to the death someone who says "ni--er" over and over to mock a caller....

but I love her because every tea party candidate she gets on the ballot is another seat that turns into a tossup and because she is a constant source of amusement.

[colonel Feathers]

A few lawyer jokes would round out this thread nicely.

Whats the difference between a dead lawyer in the street, and a dead skunk?


There are skid marks in front of the skunk

[LongLiveYorke]

Even I'm getting tired of making fun of Sarah. I'm say we all lay off her unless she does something completely insane, like run for President.

[phlegm]

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/baracko.../obama-isms.htm



Maybe some of you idiots should try giving speeches and talk to the press 365 days a year without screwing up.

[LongLiveYorke]

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/baracko.../obama-isms.htm



Maybe some of you idiots should try giving speeches and talk to the press 365 days a year without screwing up.

This one was the best:

"On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes -- and I see many of them in the audience here today -- our sense of patriotism is particularly strong."

[CaneBrain]

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/baracko.../obama-isms.htm



Maybe some of you idiots should try giving speeches and talk to the press 365 days a year without screwing up.

this is kinda my point about her. she's not governor anymore. why is she on TV 365 days a year if she hates the media because they are so unfair? She's a media whore and so is her reality cartoon daughter.

The pay is good though so I can't really blame either of them. It's good business.

[Balloon guy]

this is kinda my point about her. she's not governor anymore. why is she on TV 365 days a year if she hates the media because they are so unfair? She's a media whore and so is her reality cartoon daughter.

The pay is good though so I can't really blame either of them. It's good business.

But is she so popular because her ideas are so inventive and unique? Or because people on my side are sickened by the liberals who have no attacking her on every front since 2008 and know that she bugs you more than she hurts us?


You guys are on the end of a leader, pretending you are swimming where you want.

When she wins in 2012, then we will have the hook so firmly set that your next destination is a barbecue grill and a dash of butter.

With generous portions of lemon pepper seasoning.

[Balloon guy]

Hypocrisy : What you achieve on a daily basis


You can't call the President names 24/7 (and Nancy Pelosi and whoever else) and then whine when conservative popular figures get criticized. Palin is a dumbass who thinks the first amendment protects her and Dr. Laura and any other conservative from criticism.......a dumbass who calls for firings when someone says "ret--d" but defends to the death someone who says "ni--er" over and over to mock a caller....

but I love her because every tea party candidate she gets on the ballot is another seat that turns into a tossup and because she is a constant source of amusement.

Hmmm.. a woman who speaks at rallies vs the persons who brought us Obama care.

Yea..those are equal in power and potential continued failures of policy.

[CaneBrain]

Hmmm.. a woman who speaks at rallies vs the persons who brought us Obama care.

Yea..those are equal in power and potential continued failures of policy.

I apologize that all your leaders are so ineffectual and weak. However, those traits are also not a reason that a person cannot be criticized.

[Balloon guy]

I apologize that all your leaders are so ineffectual and weak. However, those traits are also not a reason that a person cannot be criticized.

When you guys run the legislative and executive branches..it's hard to have any leaders.

Plus there is the all politicians are mostly scum thing

[custom36]

When she wins in 2012

4 years of Grizzly Mom? That's a scary thought.


Rawr.

[Roll the Bones]

This one was the best:

"On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes -- and I see many of them in the audience here today -- our sense of patriotism is particularly strong."

hahahahahaha, that's hilarious.

[Roll the Bones]

"Dr.Laura=even more powerful & effective w/out the shackles, so watch out Constitutional obstructionists. And b thankful 4 her voice,America!"
"Dr.Laura:don't retreat...reload! (Steps aside bc her 1st Amend.rights ceased 2exist thx 2activists trying 2silence"isn't American,not fair")"

[Roll the Bones]

"I want to make a toast to all at this press event who agree with Thomas Jefferson, who said that our liberty depends on the freedom of the press. So I want to lift a glass to those who defend that freedom. Our finest, the men and women in uniform who defend that freedom, our Constitution, and our exceptional way of life in America."
—Speaking at the Time 100 gala, New York City, May 4, 2010

[phlegm]

"I want to make a toast to all at this press event who agree with Thomas Jefferson, who said that our liberty depends on the freedom of the press. So I want to lift a glass to those who defend that freedom. Our finest, the men and women in uniform who defend that freedom, our Constitution, and our exceptional way of life in America."
—Speaking at the Time 100 gala, New York City, May 4, 2010

Whats the point here?

Or is this an attempt at hijacking your own thread?

[vbnautilus]

Yeah I don't see what's wrong with that last one.