It's back on. Same old shit, but still awesome.
There is a farmer dude on there who Chef compared to Hannibal.
There are a couple chicks on there who are not that great looking at best, and they think they are super hot.
There is an Italian dude who can't cook for shit but his accent is funny.
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Hells Kitchen
Started by king_tanner, Jun 01 2010 11:39 PM
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Posted 01 June 2010 - 11:39 PM
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Posted 03 June 2010 - 06:45 PM
i liked the first episode, looks like gordon isn't putting up with any bullshit this season. It's amazing that nobody really stood out as someone with potential to win it, but alot of losers sure made their impression.
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Posted 03 June 2010 - 07:09 PM
Ah yes, America's Worst Line Cooks...what a show. Ramsay deserves a medal for making it watchable.
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Posted 04 June 2010 - 08:21 AM
Got some real characters this time.
I enjoyed the ugly blond girl who says Ramsey is her idol and kept laughing when he yelled at her. What a dink.
I enjoyed the ugly blond girl who says Ramsey is her idol and kept laughing when he yelled at her. What a dink.
QUOTE (digitalmonkey @ Wednesday, August 18th, 2010, 1:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Steve,
It doesn't matter who you start because you have a horse shoe up your ass so far I'm not really sure how you get through the day. You must be gay.
It doesn't matter who you start because you have a horse shoe up your ass so far I'm not really sure how you get through the day. You must be gay.
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Posted 04 June 2010 - 08:22 AM
I thought the guy who stepped up and ran the Kitchen showed some promise to be a real chef.
I also loved how the black guy compared something to Jay-Z, I don't remember what, but it didn't make sense and it was funny.
I also loved how the black guy compared something to Jay-Z, I don't remember what, but it didn't make sense and it was funny.
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Posted 04 June 2010 - 09:52 AM
QUOTE (rivergirl @ Thursday, June 3rd, 2010, 9:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i liked the first episode, looks like gordon isn't putting up with any bullshit this season. It's amazing that nobody really stood out as someone with potential to win it, but alot of losers sure made their impression.
Does Chef Ramsay EVER put up with bullshit?
I love watching his shows, he's fucking awesome.
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Lennox21: push
Lennox21: I have AA
Lennox21: ty
Dealer: delved shows [Th Tc]
Dealer: Lennox21 shows [As Ac]
Dealer: delved shows three of a kind, Tens
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Lennox21: push
Lennox21: I have AA
Lennox21: ty
Dealer: delved shows [Th Tc]
Dealer: Lennox21 shows [As Ac]
Dealer: delved shows three of a kind, Tens
Dealer: Lennox21 shows a pair of Aces
Dealer: delved wins the pot (66,621) with three of a kind, Tens
delved: no, thank you
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Posted 18 June 2010 - 09:24 AM
Aaaaaaaaand the gub'ment finds yet another way to screw me. My recording cut out right after the last commercial break due to Obama's pep rally.
To Google!
To Google!
Hank's tenure at Soulsuckers, INC, LLC, DBA TBD, had not been long, but it had been distinguished... By drunkenness, hair-trigger violence, and a total lack of performance. I would call it a steady decline in performance, but that would imply that he performed at one point in time. In fact he had not. He was drunk.
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Posted 18 June 2010 - 09:35 AM
QUOTE (hank213 @ Friday, June 18th, 2010, 1:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Aaaaaaaaand the gub'ment finds yet another way to screw me. My recording cut out right after the last commercial break due to Obama's pep rally.
To Google!
To Google!
hulu has them up
QUOTE (digitalmonkey @ Wednesday, August 18th, 2010, 1:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Steve,
It doesn't matter who you start because you have a horse shoe up your ass so far I'm not really sure how you get through the day. You must be gay.
It doesn't matter who you start because you have a horse shoe up your ass so far I'm not really sure how you get through the day. You must be gay.
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Posted 18 June 2010 - 01:00 PM
I am officially tired of Ramsay
“We had all the momentum. We were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look west, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark, that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.” —Raoul Duke, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
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Posted 18 June 2010 - 07:30 PM
QUOTE (Mercury69 @ Friday, June 18th, 2010, 2:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I am officially tired of Ramsay
get the F out of this thread HOW DARE YOU?
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Posted 19 June 2010 - 09:23 AM
im rooting for the foreign dude. hes funny.
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Posted 21 June 2010 - 07:08 AM
QUOTE (king_tanner @ Friday, June 18th, 2010, 11:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
get the F out of this thread HOW DARE YOU?
This is tame compared to the e-mail I got from Gordon. He won't even let me near Scotland, let alone the kitchen.
“We had all the momentum. We were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look west, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark, that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.” —Raoul Duke, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
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Posted 22 June 2010 - 09:59 PM
Thank god that dbag got sent home.
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Posted 23 June 2010 - 08:53 AM
QUOTE (king_tanner @ Wednesday, June 23rd, 2010, 12:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Thank god that dbag got sent home.
Agreed, though I would have lked to see a little more from the emotional wreck who also got the ax.
Skip to the end...
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Posted 24 June 2010 - 11:38 AM
I think Holli is sexy as hell and even more when she mentioned her porn collection.
Autumn has a good body and isn't unattractive.
Autumn has a good body and isn't unattractive.
I make $31,000 dollars a year and I have a home.
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Posted 24 June 2010 - 11:42 AM
QUOTE (Ron_Mexico @ Thursday, June 24th, 2010, 12:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I think Holli is sexy as hell and even more when she mentioned her porn collection.
She's "Hell's Kitchen sexy."
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Posted 24 June 2010 - 12:36 PM
well yeah, but she does have an interesting mouth and nice bags, regardless of the co-worker/press box/reality show contestant corollary
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Posted 25 June 2010 - 12:06 PM
QUOTE (Ron_Mexico @ Thursday, June 24th, 2010, 1:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I think Holli is sexy as hell and even more when she mentioned her porn collection.
Autumn has a good body and isn't unattractive.
Autumn has a good body and isn't unattractive.
yeah it moved a bit when she said that.
Hank's tenure at Soulsuckers, INC, LLC, DBA TBD, had not been long, but it had been distinguished... By drunkenness, hair-trigger violence, and a total lack of performance. I would call it a steady decline in performance, but that would imply that he performed at one point in time. In fact he had not. He was drunk.
QUOTE (Napa_Don @ Monday, August 15th, 2011, 5:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Last week I drink the majority of a twelve pack of light beer out of the cutoff end of a whiffle bat, how's that for cultured, bitches"
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Posted 30 June 2010 - 05:35 PM
QUOTE (Ron_Mexico @ Thursday, June 24th, 2010, 3:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I think Holli is sexy as hell and even more when she mentioned her porn collection.
Autumn has a good body and isn't unattractive.
Autumn has a good body and isn't unattractive.
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Posted 30 June 2010 - 06:21 PM
QUOTE (Ron_Mexico @ Thursday, June 24th, 2010, 1:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I think Holli is sexy as hell and even more when she mentioned her porn collection.
Autumn has a good body and isn't unattractive.
Autumn has a good body and isn't unattractive.
so the beginning of this weeks 2nd episode gave a pretty good shot of her upper body in the green bra. So of course I hit rewind and then played it back in slo-mo (WHAT?). I'd definitely stuff, throw in the porn collection and she's probably pretty...uh...liberated...in the bedroom...sexually.
Hank's tenure at Soulsuckers, INC, LLC, DBA TBD, had not been long, but it had been distinguished... By drunkenness, hair-trigger violence, and a total lack of performance. I would call it a steady decline in performance, but that would imply that he performed at one point in time. In fact he had not. He was drunk.
QUOTE (Napa_Don @ Monday, August 15th, 2011, 5:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Last week I drink the majority of a twelve pack of light beer out of the cutoff end of a whiffle bat, how's that for cultured, bitches"
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