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Subway Finally Agrees To Tessellate Cheese
Started by Governator, Jun 01 2010 07:31 AM
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Posted 01 June 2010 - 07:31 AM
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Posted 01 June 2010 - 07:34 AM
Haha, I got a sandwich last week and the girl did this, unprompted. My first thought was that the internet buzz had to be working.
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Posted 01 June 2010 - 08:16 AM
I've never seen a half-moon that was triangular. They're always rounded crescent shapes when I see them.
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Posted 01 June 2010 - 08:44 AM
I don't get cheese on mine.
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Posted 01 June 2010 - 08:51 AM
I hope this makes the Top Ten Uses for the Internet list.
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Posted 01 June 2010 - 08:58 AM
QUOTE (LadyGrey @ Tuesday, June 1st, 2010, 9:16 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I've never seen a half-moon that was triangular. They're always rounded crescent shapes when I see them.
Ha.
I didn't realize the internet was buzzing for this.
Word added to vocabulary due to this thread: tessellate.
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Posted 01 June 2010 - 09:42 AM
QUOTE (LadyGrey @ Tuesday, June 1st, 2010, 9:16 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I've never seen a half-moon that was triangular. They're always rounded crescent shapes when I see them.
We're missing a word from the photo. It actually says "With this new policy, triangles or half moons of cheese will be placed on the sandwich in an offset, or staggered pattern".
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Posted 01 June 2010 - 10:01 AM
The provolone cheese is in the shape of a half moon. The Swiss and American are triangles. I wish they would do something about forcing people to buy chips all the time.
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Posted 01 June 2010 - 03:36 PM
QUOTE (SBriand @ Tuesday, June 1st, 2010, 2:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The provolone cheese is in the shape of a half moon. The Swiss and American are triangles. I wish they would do something about forcing people to buy chips all the time.
They come with the meal.
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Posted 01 June 2010 - 03:37 PM
QUOTE (SBriand @ Tuesday, June 1st, 2010, 1:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The provolone cheese is in the shape of a half moon. The Swiss and American are triangles. I wish they would do something about forcing people to buy chips all the time.
Cookies are an option.
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Posted 01 June 2010 - 04:49 PM
Every subway that I ate at regularly already did that. I guess we're just ahead of the curve here in Iowa...
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Posted 01 June 2010 - 07:15 PM
For the 5 weeks I was a sandwich artist I did this, the people loved my vision of evenly dispersed cheese.
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Posted 02 June 2010 - 06:47 AM
Tessellate is an awesome word that I'd never heard before.
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Posted 02 June 2010 - 06:58 AM
QUOTE (timwakefield @ Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010, 9:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Tessellate is an awesome word that I'd never heard before.
And it rhymes with fellate which is what I envision the young hot sandwich artist girls doing to me while they tessellate.
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Posted 02 June 2010 - 07:00 AM
QUOTE (digitalmonkey @ Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010, 10:58 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
And it rhymes with fellate which is what I envision the young hot sandwich artist girls doing to me while they tessellate.
Just make sure you give them a tessallate distribution.
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Posted 02 June 2010 - 08:01 AM
I didn't realise there were policies to determine cheese placement. That being said, it doesn't surprise me one bit.
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Posted 02 June 2010 - 08:55 AM
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Posted 02 June 2010 - 09:57 AM
QUOTE (Napa_Don @ Tuesday, June 1st, 2010, 7:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Every subway that I ate at regularly already did that. I guess we're just ahead of the curve here in Iowa...
I agree with this. I don't remember ever seeing a Subway here in Iowa not do this.
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Posted 02 June 2010 - 12:10 PM
QUOTE (nutzbuster @ Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010, 9:55 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
lol corporations
Yea probally spent a shitload studying it too.
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Posted 02 June 2010 - 03:41 PM
QUOTE (brvheart @ Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010, 12:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I agree with this. I don't remember ever seeing a Subway here in Iowa not do this.
Well, every state has to be good at something.
Woohoo! Cheese placement...Go Iowa!
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