Yo Daddys' A Mofo And Yo Mamas' A Ho

[JadeTiger 0]

got into an argument with mom over something I cant remember and she THREW a glass full of water at me. I ducked just in time for it to go flying past my head, crashing into the framed Lamborghini Countach poster hanging above my headboard, the glass shattering all over my bed. I loved that effing poster.

[nutzzcase 0]

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[JadeTiger 0]

Request move to GeneralRequest kick nutzzcase in the macadamias

[nutzzcase 0]

Request kick nutzzcase in the macadamias

why?im giving you a picture to jerk off to, just don't get caught by your mom this time.

[JadeTiger 0]

wax this.

[lurbz 2]

Request move to GeneralRequest kick nutzzcase in the macadamias

+1

[Dratj 0]

got into an argument with mom over something I cant remember and she through a glass full of water at me. I ducked just in time for it to go flying past my head, crashing into the framed Lamborghini Countach poster hanging above my headboard, the glass shattering all over my bed. I loved that effing poster.

Threw not through. Wrong of your mom to throw a glass of water at you regardless of what you said.

[TheWynn 0]

got into an argument with mom over something I cant remember and she through a glass full of water at me. I ducked just in time for it to go flying past my head, crashing into the framed Lamborghini Countach poster hanging above my headboard, the glass shattering all over my bed. I loved that effing poster.

Do you also sleep in a bed like this?

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2 of THE hottest signatures on FCP in this thread plus maybe the grossest.

[speedz99 145]

Threw not through.

True.

Wrong of your mom to throw a glass of water at you regardless of what you said.

False.

[Nikki_N 17]

Don't argue with your mom. If you don't like the way she's treating you, move out. Live on your own, pay your own bills and feed yourself out of your own pocket. That's how you get to do what you want. The arguing and backtalk just makes her throw shit at you.

[Canuckickstan 2]

My dad pissed me off one time when he gave me a bag of weed I been stealing out of for months, dick all left. Still mad...

[timwakefield 69]

You know, off topic isn't supposed to be a garbage dump. Move this shit to bad beats imo.

[brvheart 1,768]

I can't believe that +1 and check boxes are still in vogue. I hate Gen Po.

[JadeTiger 0]

Im thinkin' of moving out next month. I got a buddy who owns a van. Life = FAIL

[JoeyJoJo 20]

Don't argue with your mom. If you don't like the way she's treating you, move out. Live on your own, pay your own bills and feed yourself out of your own pocket. That's how you get to do what you want. The arguing and backtalk just makes her throw shit at you.

It's true. Paying the bills means you get to treat your kids however you want. I remember when I was a kid, I used to run out to get the mail everyday. Gotta intercept those bills. Phone bill, utilities...right in the trash. Screw you, dad, you can't touch me now!

[LadyGrey 8]

Screw you, dad, you can't touch me now!

Show me on the doll, Joey - where did he touch you?

[Nikki_N 17]

It's true. Paying the bills means you get to treat your kids however you want. I remember when I was a kid, I used to run out to get the mail everyday. Gotta intercept those bills. Phone bill, utilities...right in the trash. Screw you, dad, you can't touch me now!

I suppose that's how that post came off. I wasn't trying to say that, but arguing with her in the first place wasn't cool. Okay, OP, is this woman that birthed you a psychotic lunatic, or an abusive drunk? Does she normally hurl projectiles or housewares at you? Not that I'm saying you were, "asking for it", but what led up to this poster destroying incident?

Show me on the doll, Joey - where did he touch you?

Vnh LG. sidenote: I may have to use this as my avatar.

[myenemy 0]

sidenote: I may have to use this as my avatar.

How can I get an enlarged version of you getting the tat?