got into an argument with mom over something I cant remember and she THREW a glass full of water at me. I ducked just in time for it to go flying past my head, crashing into the framed Lamborghini Countach poster hanging above my headboard, the glass shattering all over my bed.
I loved that effing poster.
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Yo Daddys' A Mofo And Yo Mamas' A Ho
Started by JadeTiger, May 20 2010 03:27 PM
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Posted 20 May 2010 - 03:27 PM
Jessica Alba is perfection.
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Posted 20 May 2010 - 03:45 PM
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Posted 20 May 2010 - 03:50 PM
Request move to General
Request kick nutzzcase in the macadamias
Request kick nutzzcase in the macadamias
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Posted 20 May 2010 - 03:55 PM
QUOTE (JadeTiger @ Thursday, May 20th, 2010, 4:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Request kick nutzzcase in the macadamias
why?
im giving you a picture to jerk off to, just don't get caught by your mom this time.
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Posted 20 May 2010 - 04:09 PM
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Posted 20 May 2010 - 04:25 PM
QUOTE (JadeTiger @ Thursday, May 20th, 2010, 3:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Request move to General
Request kick nutzzcase in the macadamias
Request kick nutzzcase in the macadamias
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Posted 20 May 2010 - 04:34 PM
QUOTE (JadeTiger @ Thursday, May 20th, 2010, 3:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
got into an argument with mom over something I cant remember and she through a glass full of water at me. I ducked just in time for it to go flying past my head, crashing into the framed Lamborghini Countach poster hanging above my headboard, the glass shattering all over my bed.
I loved that effing poster.
I loved that effing poster.
Threw not through.
Wrong of your mom to throw a glass of water at you regardless of what you said.
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Posted 20 May 2010 - 04:40 PM
QUOTE (JadeTiger @ Thursday, May 20th, 2010, 7:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
got into an argument with mom over something I cant remember and she through a glass full of water at me. I ducked just in time for it to go flying past my head, crashing into the framed Lamborghini Countach poster hanging above my headboard, the glass shattering all over my bed.
I loved that effing poster.
I loved that effing poster.
Do you also sleep in a bed like this?
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Posted 20 May 2010 - 05:34 PM
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Posted 20 May 2010 - 06:55 PM
QUOTE (Dratj @ Thursday, May 20th, 2010, 4:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Threw not through.
True.
QUOTE (Dratj @ Thursday, May 20th, 2010, 4:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wrong of your mom to throw a glass of water at you regardless of what you said.
False.
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Posted 20 May 2010 - 07:01 PM
Don't argue with your mom. If you don't like the way she's treating you, move out. Live on your own, pay your own bills and feed yourself out of your own pocket. That's how you get to do what you want. The arguing and backtalk just makes her throw shit at you.
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Posted 20 May 2010 - 07:31 PM
My dad pissed me off one time when he gave me a bag of weed I been stealing out of for months, dick all left. Still mad...
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Posted 20 May 2010 - 10:57 PM
You know, off topic isn't supposed to be a garbage dump. Move this shit to bad beats imo.
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Posted 21 May 2010 - 05:24 AM
Im thinkin' of moving out next month. I got a buddy who owns a van.
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Posted 21 May 2010 - 07:30 AM
QUOTE (Nikki_N @ Thursday, May 20th, 2010, 8:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Don't argue with your mom. If you don't like the way she's treating you, move out. Live on your own, pay your own bills and feed yourself out of your own pocket. That's how you get to do what you want. The arguing and backtalk just makes her throw shit at you.
It's true. Paying the bills means you get to treat your kids however you want. I remember when I was a kid, I used to run out to get the mail everyday. Gotta intercept those bills. Phone bill, utilities...right in the trash. Screw you, dad, you can't touch me now!
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Posted 21 May 2010 - 08:59 AM
QUOTE (JoeyJoJo @ Friday, May 21st, 2010, 4:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Screw you, dad, you can't touch me now!
Show me on the doll, Joey - where did he touch you?
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Posted 21 May 2010 - 05:23 PM
QUOTE (JoeyJoJo @ Friday, May 21st, 2010, 11:30 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It's true. Paying the bills means you get to treat your kids however you want. I remember when I was a kid, I used to run out to get the mail everyday. Gotta intercept those bills. Phone bill, utilities...right in the trash. Screw you, dad, you can't touch me now!
I suppose that's how that post came off. I wasn't trying to say that, but arguing with her in the first place wasn't cool.
Okay, OP, is this woman that birthed you a psychotic lunatic, or an abusive drunk? Does she normally hurl projectiles or housewares at you? Not that I'm saying you were, "asking for it", but what led up to this poster destroying incident?
QUOTE (LadyGrey @ Friday, May 21st, 2010, 12:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Show me on the doll, Joey - where did he touch you?
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Posted 25 May 2010 - 06:34 AM
QUOTE (Nikki_N @ Friday, May 21st, 2010, 9:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
sidenote: I may have to use this as my avatar.
How can I get an enlarged version of you getting the tat?
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