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Started by gatortom64, May 06 2010 09:35 PM

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#1 gatortom64

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Posted 06 May 2010 - 09:35 PM

I can only pee between 5 till and the top of the hour now


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#2 slink

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Posted 06 May 2010 - 09:44 PM

QUOTE (gatortom64 @ Thursday, May 6th, 2010, 10:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I can only pee between 5 till and the top of the hour now



You need a pisscan.
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#3 lurbz

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Posted 06 May 2010 - 09:47 PM

i hate everything
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#4 delved

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Posted 06 May 2010 - 10:01 PM

QUOTE (lurbz @ Friday, May 7th, 2010, 12:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i hate everything


i hate nothing
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Lennox21: push
Lennox21: I have AA
Lennox21: ty
Dealer: delved shows [Th Tc]
Dealer: Lennox21 shows [As Ac]
Dealer: delved shows three of a kind, Tens
Dealer: Lennox21 shows a pair of Aces
Dealer: delved wins the pot (66,621) with three of a kind, Tens
delved: no, thank you

#5 Biff Goods

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Posted 06 May 2010 - 11:02 PM

I was opening this thinking it was gonna be a stupid "poker is rigged" post....

Needless to say I was very entertaining and pleasantly surprised to read what it was instead.
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#6 bbgun

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Posted 07 May 2010 - 04:01 AM

"Forty years I've been asking permission to piss....I can't squeeze a drop without say so."


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#7 MaxStPolish

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Posted 07 May 2010 - 09:27 AM

laptop?

I piss excellence......and whenever i damn well please.

#8 JustLikeNegs

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Posted 07 May 2010 - 09:37 AM

me too!

#9 TheWynn

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Posted 07 May 2010 - 10:09 AM


It's really that hard to slip off during a hand which you are not in to drain the lizard?

#10 Canuckickstan

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Posted 07 May 2010 - 10:27 AM

I don't like to take my laptop into the bathroom and seem to play poorly when I do. 5 min piss break ftw !!
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#11 antistuff

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Posted 07 May 2010 - 10:53 AM

wait until you have a hand on the button and click autofold and run. if you're multitabling it can take a bit of timing but it can be done. i have ran downstairs and pissed and gotten back without timing out of a single hand.
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#12 gatortom64

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Posted 07 May 2010 - 10:56 AM

It doesn;t matter if I am playing or not. Kidneys decided to only work in that 5 minute span anymore. Weird, imo.


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#13 wildspoke

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Posted 07 May 2010 - 11:21 AM

Wait until you're under the gun.

Time out.

You'll get back before your next hand. And since you're the BB you'll have that little extra time.

#14 herly33

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Posted 07 May 2010 - 11:27 AM

this guy hates pokerstars 2, but just like the rest of ya he still plays there

http://www.blogtv.com/People/PokerStarsIsAScam
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#15 Tehtoe

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Posted 07 May 2010 - 12:56 PM

lol

#16 Mercury69

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Posted 07 May 2010 - 01:01 PM

QUOTE (bbgun @ Friday, May 7th, 2010, 8:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"Forty years I've been asking permission to piss....I can't squeeze a drop without say so."



Niiiice!

QUOTE (antistuff @ Friday, May 7th, 2010, 2:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
wait until you have a hand on the button and click autofold and run. if you're multitabling it can take a bit of timing but it can be done. i have ran downstairs and pissed and gotten back without timing out of a single hand.



And, no, it's not the button, it's UTG, my friend...that way you're on BB next hand, so the whole table has to decide what they're doing and then you have your time bank to get back. If you piss like a man, you'll be back in good time.
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Posted 07 May 2010 - 07:36 PM

May I suggest this lol

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Posted 07 May 2010 - 07:50 PM

QUOTE (rcgs59 @ Friday, May 7th, 2010, 11:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
May I suggest this lol

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Posted 07 May 2010 - 08:23 PM

It's Peeing Spaghetti!!!!!
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Posted 07 May 2010 - 08:36 PM

QUOTE (Suited_Up @ Saturday, May 8th, 2010, 12:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It's Peeing Spaghetti!!!!!



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