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[king_tanner]

You get 1 hand every 5 min. It is so boring. How do you guys play live without being drunk? I've tried and I get bored after 2 hands.

[quadaces]

Just got back from playing live.....much better than online imo

[psufans2]

king_tanner, on Saturday, May 1st, 2010, 3:29 AM, said:

You get 1 hand every 5 min. It is so boring. How do you guys play live without being drunk? I've tried and I get bored after 2 hands.

rub one out under the table????

[SuperJon]

psufans2, on Saturday, May 1st, 2010, 6:28 AM, said:

rub one out under the table????

rub someone else out under the table?If I find myself getting bored at the card table, I'll usually do one of the following:1. Talk to the chick at my table or a nearby table with the biggest boobs, "Hey lady, I couldn't help but notice the size of your rack. I am bored and think that we should have sex." Works like 92% of the time.2. Berate the dealer for going so slow by saying things like:"My, you sure are slow.""OMG, were you born retarded?"Wow, are you a human or a sloth?"3. Sometimes I'll just walk around the table, and ask to sweat other people's cards when they're in a hand, and tell them what I think the best play would be.