I think this would be pretty close to the result. Hopefully this isn't something everybody has already seen...but I stumbled upon it and can't stop laughing.
http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/
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If Ot Was A Blog
Started by Yoda, Apr 26 2010 03:44 PM
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Posted 26 April 2010 - 03:44 PM
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Posted 26 April 2010 - 03:53 PM
Pretty great. I love the Alot.
Homer: Moe, I need your advice.
Moe: Yeah?
Homer: See, I got this friend named... Joey Jo Jo... Junior... Shabadoo.
Moe: That's the worst name I ever heard.
Moe: Yeah?
Homer: See, I got this friend named... Joey Jo Jo... Junior... Shabadoo.
Moe: That's the worst name I ever heard.
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Posted 26 April 2010 - 04:57 PM
Surprisingly, this was great. Alot reminds me of Garfoose:
http://www.dirkhayhurst.com/Dirkhayhurst.com/Garfoose.html
Because they're both awesome.
http://www.dirkhayhurst.com/Dirkhayhurst.com/Garfoose.html
Because they're both awesome.
Long-term bets:
(2) 76'ers to win title @ 31
Webb Simpson to win US Money Title @ 17
Brandt Snedeker to win US Money Title @ 26
(5) Broncos to win the AFC @ 11
(2.5) Broncos to win the SB @ 21
(2) Bears to win SB @ 42
(0.5) Red Sox to lead AL East @ 6.5
(1.5) White Sox to lead AL Central @ 17.25
Indians to lead AL Central @ 15
Nationals to lead NL East @ 9
(0.5) Marlins to lead NL East @ 6
Padres to lead NL West @ 29
(0.5) Rockies to lead NL West @ 6.5
(0.5) Cardinals to win NL @ 9
(2) 76'ers to win title @ 31
Webb Simpson to win US Money Title @ 17
Brandt Snedeker to win US Money Title @ 26
(5) Broncos to win the AFC @ 11
(2.5) Broncos to win the SB @ 21
(2) Bears to win SB @ 42
(0.5) Red Sox to lead AL East @ 6.5
(1.5) White Sox to lead AL Central @ 17.25
Indians to lead AL Central @ 15
Nationals to lead NL East @ 9
(0.5) Marlins to lead NL East @ 6
Padres to lead NL West @ 29
(0.5) Rockies to lead NL West @ 6.5
(0.5) Cardinals to win NL @ 9
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Posted 26 April 2010 - 08:53 PM
Thank you for that. I'm definitely linking my blog to it. My favorite was the faux Charmin slogan: the only way you can be more safe from poo is to wipe with a pillow.
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Posted 27 April 2010 - 05:06 AM
lol bookmarked
Love their forum description "This forum is intended to meet the needs of people who yearn to invest a vast amount of time drawing and talking about things like ham, velociraptors and what to do if you catch on fire and you try to run away but then you discover that you don't have arms or legs anymore and you're being attacked by a bear."
Love their forum description "This forum is intended to meet the needs of people who yearn to invest a vast amount of time drawing and talking about things like ham, velociraptors and what to do if you catch on fire and you try to run away but then you discover that you don't have arms or legs anymore and you're being attacked by a bear."
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Posted 27 April 2010 - 12:56 PM
QUOTE (dna4ever @ Tuesday, April 27th, 2010, 9:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
lol bookmarked
Love their forum description "This forum is intended to meet the needs of people who yearn to invest a vast amount of time drawing and talking about things like ham, velociraptors and what to do if you catch on fire and you try to run away but then you discover that you don't have arms or legs anymore and you're being attacked by a bear."
Love their forum description "This forum is intended to meet the needs of people who yearn to invest a vast amount of time drawing and talking about things like ham, velociraptors and what to do if you catch on fire and you try to run away but then you discover that you don't have arms or legs anymore and you're being attacked by a bear."
That reminds me of something I would blog about except for not wanting to offend my in-laws. They have a house on the Delaware River in a part of northern NJ that actually has a bear population. They're wonderful but incredibly neurotic people, and for the first couple of years they didn't live full-time in the river house, it being a home for their retirement. James's mom was convinced that somehow the water pump would short out and catch the house on fire, so she was paranoid about unplugging it every time they left the house. His dad, on the other hand, was absolutely certain that bears would smell the food in the fridge and break down the doors. They were both equally fretful about the pipes freezing and bursting.
So, not that we've ever repeated this to them, but James and I have a running imaginary story about the bears that breathe fire, shit ice, and break through your door for the sole purpose of destroying your water pump. Any story about a crappy day or someone's overly-dramatic "disaster" elicits from us the ending, "And then the fire bears came."
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Posted 28 April 2010 - 01:07 PM
Bookmarked that. Very funny.
“We had all the momentum. We were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look west, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark, that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.” —Raoul Duke, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
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Posted 28 April 2010 - 01:32 PM
QUOTE (Balloon guy @ Monday, February 20th, 2012, 1:13 PM)
Hitler was not motivated by hate.
Gervais: What do you worry about, that you've heard on the news?
Pilkington: I heard something about worms getting teeth.
Hitler was not motivated by hate.
Gervais: What do you worry about, that you've heard on the news?
Pilkington: I heard something about worms getting teeth.
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Posted 04 May 2010 - 07:55 AM
Turns out she is pretty hot too...
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