Full Tilt Should Die A Slow, Painful Death

[CaneBrain 97]

Full Tilt Poker Game #18526707029: $5K Super Turbo Knockout (140175342), Table 49 - 1200/2400 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 21:25:09 ET - 2010/02/16Seat 1: crazykif (17,044)Seat 2: DaGma310 (17,510)Seat 3: CaneBrain888 (36,892)Seat 7: sullentropm (18,712)Seat 9: NorskJaeger (15,599)NorskJaeger posts the small blind of 1,200crazykif posts the big blind of 2,400The button is in seat #8*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to CaneBrain888 [Ac 4h Ad Jc]DaGma310 foldsCaneBrain888 has 15 seconds left to actCaneBrain888 raises to 8,392sullentropm foldsNorskJaeger foldscrazykif has 15 seconds left to actcrazykif has requested TIMEcrazykif calls 5,992*** FLOP *** [Qd Ah 5s]crazykif checksCaneBrain888 bets 17,984crazykif calls 8,652, and is all inCaneBrain888 shows [Ac 4h Ad Jc]crazykif shows [As Js 7s 2d]Uncalled bet of 9,332 returned to CaneBrain888Remy HA (Observer): CA MFOU LA RAGE ESPECE D GAMIN VA JETAIS BIEN ET TU ME FOU L STRES JSAI MEME PA KES KI TARRIVE CA MFOU LA RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TU PASE UN BJR ET TENERVE LE MEC*** TURN *** [Qd Ah 5s] [Ts]*** RIVER *** [Qd Ah 5s Ts] [9s]CaneBrain888 shows three of a kind, Acescrazykif shows a flush, Ace highcrazykif wins the pot (35,288) with a flush, Ace highCaneBrain888: NOOOO*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 35,288 | Rake 0Board: [Qd Ah 5s Ts 9s]Seat 1: crazykif (big blind) showed [As Js 7s 2d] and won (35,288) with a flush, Ace highSeat 2: DaGma310 didn't bet (folded)Seat 3: CaneBrain888 showed [Ac 4h Ad Jc] and lost with three of a kind, AcesSeat 7: sullentropm didn't bet (folded)Seat 9: NorskJaeger (small blind) folded before the Flopon the final table bubble, this definitely cost me 1st or 2nd place (I finished in 5th).Also lost 3 aipf matchups with AA in tournaments today. gfyad full tilt!

[CaneBrain 97]

another special end to a tournament....sadly, this is nowhere near the worst 5 beats of the day. **** you Full Tilt people.*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to CaneBrain888 [Kd Ac]oxqzmoi foldsThe Killbot: no, i'm a computer programmer by daydfoley1 has 15 seconds left to actdfoley1 folds_KUDO_72 foldsThe Killbot raises to 749bigporkchop2 foldsElPadroni510 has 15 seconds left to actoxqzmoi: what u program? no limit holdemElPadroni510 raises to 1,877brady2moss45: hahahabyoonz has 15 seconds left to actbyoonz foldsbrady2moss45 foldsCaneBrain888 raises to 2,735, and is all inThe Killbot foldsElPadroni510 calls 858CaneBrain888 shows [Kd Ac]ElPadroni510 shows [Jh Ah]brady2moss45: for full tilt*** FLOP *** [4d 2c 3c]*** TURN *** [4d 2c 3c] [Js]*** RIVER *** [4d 2c 3c Js] [9d]CaneBrain888 shows Ace King highCaneBrain888: lolElPadroni510 shows a pair of JacksElPadroni510 wins the pot (6,594) with a pair of Jacksbrady2moss45: hes the one in charge of rigging the cardsCaneBrain888 stands upbyoonz stands upbrady2moss45 stands upoxqzmoi stands updfoley1 stands up_KUDO_72 stands upThe Killbot stands upbigporkchop2 stands upElPadroni510 stands up*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 6,594 | Rake 0Board: [4d 2c 3c Js 9d]Seat 1: byoonz (button) folded before the FlopSeat 2: brady2moss45 (small blind) folded before the FlopSeat 3: CaneBrain888 (big blind) showed [Kd Ac] and lost with Ace King highSeat 4: oxqzmoi folded before the FlopSeat 5: dfoley1 folded before the FlopSeat 6: _KUDO_72 folded before the FlopSeat 7: The Killbot folded before the FlopSeat 8: bigporkchop2 folded before the FlopSeat 9: ElPadroni510 showed [Jh Ah] and won (6,594) with a pair of Jacks

[CaneBrain 97]

Full Tilt Poker Game #18527571855: Super Stack $15K Guarantee (140167586), Table 83 - 200/400 Ante 50 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:02:16 ET - 2010/02/16Seat 1: bobbymac58 (27,908)Seat 2: CAPOB_ (27,375)Seat 3: CaneBrain888 (12,625)Seat 4: Hitman4an2906 (19,481)Seat 5: Foldyouphish (12,470)Seat 6: UncleScrooge69 (22,867)Seat 7: 85isalwaysgood (32,779)Seat 8: Iceface178 (13,946)Seat 9: KDUDE381 (34,173)bobbymac58 antes 50CAPOB_ antes 50CaneBrain888 antes 50Hitman4an2906 antes 50Foldyouphish antes 50UncleScrooge69 antes 5085isalwaysgood antes 50Iceface178 antes 50KDUDE381 antes 50Iceface178 posts the small blind of 200KDUDE381 posts the big blind of 400The button is in seat #7*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to CaneBrain888 [Ad As]bobbymac58 has 15 seconds left to actbobbymac58 has timed outbobbymac58 foldsbobbymac58 is sitting outCAPOB_ foldsbobbymac58 has returnedCaneBrain888 raises to 1,200Hitman4an2906 foldsFoldyouphish has 15 seconds left to actFoldyouphish foldsUncleScrooge69 has 15 seconds left to actUncleScrooge69 folds85isalwaysgood calls 1,200Iceface178 foldsKDUDE381 folds*** FLOP *** [9d 6h Ts]CaneBrain888 bets 3,45085isalwaysgood calls 3,450*** TURN *** [9d 6h Ts] [Qd]CaneBrain888 bets 7,925, and is all in85isalwaysgood calls 7,925CaneBrain888 shows [Ad As]85isalwaysgood shows [Qs Jh]*** RIVER *** [9d 6h Ts Qd] [Kd]CaneBrain888 shows a pair of Aces85isalwaysgood shows a straight, King high85isalwaysgood wins the pot (26,200) with a straight, King highCaneBrain888: lol*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 26,200 | Rake 0Board: [9d 6h Ts Qd Kd]Seat 1: bobbymac58 folded before the FlopSeat 2: CAPOB_ folded before the FlopSeat 3: CaneBrain888 showed [Ad As] and lost with a pair of AcesSeat 4: Hitman4an2906 folded before the FlopSeat 5: Foldyouphish folded before the FlopSeat 6: UncleScrooge69 folded before the FlopSeat 7: 85isalwaysgood (button) showed [Qs Jh] and won (26,200) with a straight, King highSeat 8: Iceface178 (small blind) folded before the FlopSeat 9: KDUDE381 (big blind) folded before the Flop

[CaneBrain 97]

Full Tilt Poker Game #18525850808: $35,000 Guarantee (140180710), Table 170 - 30/60 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:48:49 ET - 2010/02/16Seat 2: San_Antonio DD (4,850)Seat 3: B_Rasmussen (3,795)Seat 4: LaLegiste (2,925)Seat 5: GOsoXXX (2,580)Seat 6: CaneBrain888 (2,846)Seat 7: Tournypro420 (1,045)Seat 8: TRADER31 (10,635)Seat 9: TNeid (3,484)LaLegiste posts the small blind of 30GOsoXXX posts the big blind of 60The button is in seat #3*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to CaneBrain888 [Js Jc]CaneBrain888 has 15 seconds left to actCaneBrain888 raises to 180Tournypro420 foldsGoDawgs07 sits downGoDawgs07 adds 6,255TRADER31 calls 180TNeid calls 180San_Antonio DD calls 180B_Rasmussen foldsLaLegiste foldsGOsoXXX has 15 seconds left to actGOsoXXX folds*** FLOP *** [3d Jd 8c]CaneBrain888 has 15 seconds left to actCaneBrain888 checksTRADER31 bets 60TNeid foldsSan_Antonio DD raises to 120CaneBrain888 calls 120TRADER31 calls 60*** TURN *** [3d Jd 8c] [As]CaneBrain888 has 15 seconds left to actCaneBrain888 checksTRADER31 checksSan_Antonio DD bets 1,170CaneBrain888 raises to 2,546, and is all inTRADER31 foldsSan_Antonio DD calls 1,376CaneBrain888 shows [Js Jc]San_Antonio DD shows [Ad 4d]*** RIVER *** [3d Jd 8c As] [Td]CaneBrain888 shows three of a kind, JacksSan_Antonio DD shows a flush, Ace highSan_Antonio DD wins the pot (6,262) with a flush, Ace high*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 6,262 | Rake 0Board: [3d Jd 8c As Td]Seat 2: San_Antonio DD showed [Ad 4d] and won (6,262) with a flush, Ace highSeat 3: B_Rasmussen (button) didn't bet (folded)Seat 4: LaLegiste (small blind) folded before the FlopSeat 5: GOsoXXX (big blind) folded before the FlopSeat 6: CaneBrain888 showed [Js Jc] and lost with three of a kind, JacksSeat 7: Tournypro420 didn't bet (folded)Seat 8: TRADER31 folded on the TurnSeat 9: TNeid folded on the Flop

[CaneBrain 97]

Full Tilt Poker Game #18530312536: Midnight Madness! (138814539), Table 87 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:11:57 ET - 2010/02/17Seat 1: CaneBrain888 (4,635)Seat 2: Sky Setti (1,455)Seat 3: hitmanBobby (1,440)Seat 4: queezy8 (3,030)Seat 5: gardain (1,515)Seat 6: clikclikBOOM416 (1,380)Seat 7: Scary285 (3,330)Seat 8: Doc Rocket10 (1,215)Seat 9: SanDiegoTex (1,500)hitmanBobby posts the small blind of 20queezy8 posts the big blind of 40The button is in seat #2*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to CaneBrain888 [5s Ac]gardain foldsclikclikBOOM416 foldsScary285 foldsDoc Rocket10 foldsSanDiegoTex has 15 seconds left to actSanDiegoTex calls 40CaneBrain888 calls 40Sky Setti foldshitmanBobby calls 20queezy8 checks*** FLOP *** [Ah 2d Jh]hitmanBobby checksqueezy8 checksSanDiegoTex checksCaneBrain888 bets 80hitmanBobby foldsqueezy8 calls 80SanDiegoTex folds*** TURN *** [Ah 2d Jh] [8d]queezy8 checksCaneBrain888 bets 160queezy8 calls 160*** RIVER *** [Ah 2d Jh 8d] [3c]queezy8 checksCaneBrain888 has 15 seconds left to actCaneBrain888 bets 345queezy8 raises to 690CaneBrain888 calls 345*** SHOW DOWN ***queezy8 shows [5h 4s] a straight, Five highCaneBrain888 shows [5s Ac] a pair of Acesqueezy8 wins the pot (2,020) with a straight, Five high*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 2,020 | Rake 0Board: [Ah 2d Jh 8d 3c]Seat 1: CaneBrain888 showed [5s Ac] and lost with a pair of AcesSeat 2: Sky Setti (button) didn't bet (folded)Seat 3: hitmanBobby (small blind) folded on the FlopSeat 4: queezy8 (big blind) showed [5h 4s] and won (2,020) with a straight, Five highSeat 5: gardain didn't bet (folded)Seat 6: clikclikBOOM416 didn't bet (folded)Seat 7: Scary285 didn't bet (folded)Seat 8: Doc Rocket10 didn't bet (folded)Seat 9: SanDiegoTex folded on the Flop

[CaneBrain 97]

Full Tilt Poker Game #18531822780: $10K Super Turbo Knockout (140239234), Table 17 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:45:16 ET - 2010/02/17Seat 1: Lojo99 (360)Seat 2: briandtam (560)Seat 3: lilbj42 (230)Seat 4: ashleylynnelamb (220)Seat 5: naskonem (300)Seat 8: CaneBrain888 (855)Seat 9: imyerdaddy4 (1,075)lilbj42 posts the small blind of 20ashleylynnelamb posts the big blind of 40The button is in seat #2*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to CaneBrain888 [5h 5s]CaneBrain888 raises to 120imyerdaddy4 calls 120Lojo99 foldsbriandtam foldslilbj42 foldsashleylynnelamb folds*** FLOP *** [5d 9d Qh]get raked sits downget raked adds 300get raked has registered late for the tournament and will be dealt in on their big blindCaneBrain888 bets 200imyerdaddy4 raises to 955, and is all inCaneBrain888 calls 535, and is all inimyerdaddy4 shows [Kd Qd]CaneBrain888 shows [5h 5s]Uncalled bet of 220 returned to imyerdaddy4*** TURN *** [5d 9d Qh] [3h]*** RIVER *** [5d 9d Qh 3h] [Jd]imyerdaddy4 shows a flush, King highCaneBrain888 shows three of a kind, Fivesimyerdaddy4 wins the pot (1,770) with a flush, King highCaneBrain888: lol*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 1,770 | Rake 0Board: [5d 9d Qh 3h Jd]Seat 1: Lojo99 didn't bet (folded)Seat 2: briandtam (button) didn't bet (folded)Seat 3: lilbj42 (small blind) folded before the FlopSeat 4: ashleylynnelamb (big blind) folded before the FlopSeat 5: naskonem is sitting outSeat 8: CaneBrain888 showed [5h 5s] and lost with three of a kind, FivesSeat 9: imyerdaddy4 showed [Kd Qd] and won (1,770) with a flush, King high

[CaneBrain 97]

Full Tilt Poker Game #18532096980: $42 + $1.50 Heads Up Sit & Go (140474627), Table 1 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:05:54 ET - 2010/02/17Seat 1: Mjl953 (315)Seat 2: CaneBrain888 (285)Mjl953 posts the small blind of 15CaneBrain888 posts the big blind of 30The button is in seat #1*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to CaneBrain888 [Td Ah]Mjl953 raises to 315, and is all inCaneBrain888 calls 255, and is all inMjl953 shows [As 9d]CaneBrain888 shows [Td Ah]Uncalled bet of 30 returned to Mjl953*** FLOP *** [Kh 9h Js]*** TURN *** [Kh 9h Js] [9c]*** RIVER *** [Kh 9h Js 9c] [8h]Mjl953 shows three of a kind, NinesCaneBrain888 shows a pair of NinesMjl953 wins the pot (570) with three of a kind, NinesCaneBrain888: lol*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 570 | Rake 0Board: [Kh 9h Js 9c 8h]Seat 1: Mjl953 (small blind) showed [As 9d] and won (570) with three of a kind, NinesSeat 2: CaneBrain888 (big blind) showed [Td Ah] and lost with a pair of Nines

[CaneBrain 97]

Another day, another ominous start:Full Tilt Poker Game #18548200836: $15K Super Turbo Knockout (140381815), Table 34 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:47:00 ET - 2010/02/17Seat 1: RocketsBaby (420)Seat 2: CaneBrain888 (385)Seat 3: Xenocide23 (580)Seat 5: Godenzoon (1,530)Seat 6: jackie78370 (485)Godenzoon posts the big blind of 50The button is in seat #3ihatepkerstars sits downihatepkerstars adds 1,845*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to CaneBrain888 [7c Tc]jackie78370 foldsRocketsBaby foldsCaneBrain888 raises to 385, and is all inXenocide23 foldsGodenzoon calls 335CaneBrain888 shows [7c Tc]Godenzoon shows [8h 7h]*** FLOP *** [8d 4d 4s]*** TURN *** [8d 4d 4s] [8c]*** RIVER *** [8d 4d 4s 8c] [3h]CaneBrain888 shows two pair, Eights and FoursGodenzoon shows a full house, Eights full of FoursGodenzoon wins the pot (770) with a full house, Eights full of FoursCaneBrain888: lOLCaneBrain888 stands up*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 770 | Rake 0Board: [8d 4d 4s 8c 3h]Seat 1: RocketsBaby didn't bet (folded)Seat 2: CaneBrain888 showed [7c Tc] and lost with two pair, Eights and FoursSeat 3: Xenocide23 (button) didn't bet (folded)Seat 5: Godenzoon (big blind) showed [8h 7h] and won (770) with a full house, Eights full of FoursSeat 6: jackie78370 didn't bet (folded)