Hmmmmmm...

[All_In 0]

not saying this is true, just posting for your reading pleasure:http://www.voltairenet.org/article163626.htmlfollowup:http://www.voltairenet.org/article163729.html

[JoeyJoJo 20]

That would be pretty awesome if our military had an earthquake maker weapon.

[CaneBrain 97]

This is what happens when we export movies like "The Core" to the rest of the world.....

[vbnautilus 49]

Obama's response should be: "Mr. Chavez had better be careful what he says, or there may be a hurricane heading his way"

[JoeyJoJo 20]

Winner

[Naked_Cowboy 0]

This is nearly as convincing as george bush ordering the twin towers to be imploded completely in secret while full of people.

[colonel Feathers 5]

I certainly hope so.

[Mercury69 3]

The funny thing, for me, is that I actually considered this possibility, because the shocks were so localised. But I don't really know much about earthquakes or "seismic weaponry", so I'll defer to Chavez, who seems to be quite the expert.

[CaneBrain 97]

This is nearly as convincing as george bush ordering the twin towers to be imploded completely in secret while full of people.

At least this was, you know, possible.

[All_In 0]

This is nearly as convincing as george bush ordering the twin towers to be imploded completely in secret while full of people.

it wasn't full of people, the jews stayed home.

[colonel Feathers 5]

it wasn't full of people, the jews stayed home.

You might have inadvertantly veered on to something, according to the daily Jap, a plane load of jews left haiti just days before the quake.

[SweetDee 0]

You might have inadvertantly veered on to something, according to the daily Jap, a plane load of jews left haiti just days before the quake.

My keyboard thanks you for the beer.

[timwakefield 69]

it wasn't full of people, the jews stayed home.

Whites>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jews>>mexicans>>>>>niggers amirite!?

[timwakefield 69]

That would be pretty awesome if our military had an earthquake maker weapon.

Frankly my initial response, even more than OH THE HUMANITY was really: Americaaaaaa, fuck yeah!I mean, imagine if this were true:

The report further indicates that the ultimate goal of these tests is related to plans which foresee the destruction of Iran through a series of earthquakes designed to neutralize the current Islamic regime.

Alllllllllllrighty then. Memo to every country in the world: seriously though, don't fuck with us. EARTHQUAKE! What's that? No, I sneezed. I was just saying, you probably shouldn't fuck with us. Like, I don't wanna ruin the surprise but we've got a new thing. Yeah. EARTHQUAKE! Sorry, I have a cold.

[PokerPiper 0]

Obama's response should be: "Mr. Chavez had better be careful what he says, or there may be a hurricane heading his way"

An earthquake weapon! AWESOME!

[All_In 0]

You might have inadvertantly veered on to something, according to the daily Jap, a plane load of jews left haiti just days before the quake.

i hope u all realize i was joking...

[SAM_Hard8 50]

Where is Casey Ryback when we need him

[BigDMcGee 3,367]

i hope u all realize i was joking...

What's the point of being the forum's token crack pot anti-american conspiracy theorist, if you're going to clue people in to when you make a joke? the fun is watching people flip out about statements they think you are crazy enough to actually believe. If you clue people in, you ruin your table image.

[colonel Feathers 5]

What's the point of being the forum's token crack pot anti-american conspiracy theorist, if you're going to clue people in to when you make a joke? the fun is watching people flip out about statements they think you are crazy enough to actually believe. If you clue people in, you ruin your table image.

Methinks hes upset that everyone thinks an earthquake weapon would be really cool.

[BigDMcGee 3,367]

Methinks hes upset that everyone thinks an earthquake weapon would be really cool.

I think it would be alot cooler if an eastern european supervillian had it, and was holed up in his Caribbean lair, holding the United nations hostage for 1 trillion dollars.

[colonel Feathers 5]

I think it would be alot cooler if an eastern european supervillian had it, and was holed up in his Caribbean lair, holding the United nations hostage for 1 trillion dollars.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

[timwakefield 69]

I think it would be alot cooler if an eastern european supervillian had it, and was holed up in his Caribbean lair, holding the United nations hostage for 1 MILLION dollars.

fyp?

[Jeepster80125 0]

fyp?

I was thinking of that or a pinky-in-the-corner-of-the-mouth pic.

[All_In 0]

What's the point of being the forum's token crack pot anti-american conspiracy theorist, if you're going to clue people in to when you make a joke? the fun is watching people flip out about statements they think you are crazy enough to actually believe. If you clue people in, you ruin your table image.

damn, u r right!