AmScray 354 Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 S) ...but I'm not giving up Christmas...R) Well, it isn't really 'optional'S) Agreed. There is no "option" here. I'm not giving up Christmas...R) I understand that these transitions can be difficult, but there are important reasons why things like Christmas cannot make the transition...S) Like what? (reaches over, takes Werthers Original candy off desk, eats it)R) It's the celebration of a Christian holiday. It should be quite self-evident that if you are sincere about this...S) (cuts off) Look, "sincerity" has nothing to do with it. In this regard, they have you crushed. I mean, totally, totally crushed. What the **** do you offer?Candles, eight days of shitty gifts, then spinning a stupid top and frantically gathering up little gold coins, basically reaffirming every stereotype there is about you people?R) (pauses) "We" people...S) That hasn't been determined yet...R) Yes, it has.S) No, it hasn't.R) Your mother determined that. You had no say in the matter...S) If I had no say, then why is it that I just took down a Christmas tree? R) (Puzzled look on face)S) (reaches over, takes more Werthers Originals off desk) I think we're at an impasse here, Shlomo...R) My name is Aaron... Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Verbatim Snippet From a Random Conversation With One of My Best Friends Who Lives On a Farm .....Z: you need to start a gardenZ: then we would have something to talk aboutdna4ever: lolZ: like gardeningdna4ever: i have a gay guy here at work i can talk about gay shit with if i wantZ: growing and providing food for your family is not gay! Z: its been done for millions of yearsdna4ever: maybe it wasn't gay 100 years agodna4ever: but pretty sure it's definitely gay nowZ: i seedna4ever: and pretty sure millions is a huge exaggerationZ: wellZ: at whatever point they decided to eatZ: tractors, plows, tillers and dirt are all manly for suredna4ever: you realize you can goto the store and get a whole bag of carrots for like a buck Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 dna4ever: you realize you can goto the store and get a whole bag of carrots for like a buckFarmer Head Asplode.I work very closely with potato farmers...going to have to save that line for when I'm trying to get fired. Nice work. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Amscray's "conversation" reminded me of the opening of Igby Goes Down Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Verbatim Snippet From a Random Conversation With One of My Best Friends Who Lives On a Farm .....Z: you need to start a gardenZ: then we would have something to talk aboutdna4ever: lolZ: like gardeningdna4ever: i have a gay guy here at work i can talk about gay shit with if i wantZ: growing and providing food for your family is not gay! Z: its been done for millions of yearsdna4ever: maybe it wasn't gay 100 years agodna4ever: but pretty sure it's definitely gay nowZ: i seedna4ever: and pretty sure millions is a huge exaggerationZ: wellZ: at whatever point they decided to eatZ: tractors, plows, tillers and dirt are all manly for suredna4ever: you realize you can goto the store and get a whole bag of carrots for like a buckI'll say... Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 69 Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 I'll say...Yeah, he really was off by a factor of like 100. People have been 'growing' food for about 10,000 years. It's really pretty surprising how much stuff was happening thousands of years before God even created the universe. It's a noodle-scratcher alright. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,367 Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Hey scram.. A off topic question.. with the popularity of jersey shore now sweeping the nation like a wild fire, I'd like your thoughts on italians in general, and the guido sub-species in particular. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,824 Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Hey scram.. A off topic question.. with the popularity of jersey shore now sweeping the nation like a wild fire, I'd like your thoughts on italians in general, and the guido sub-species in particular.Hey BigD, An off topic question: There's a special on TLC tomorrow called "My Giant Head. Are you going to be on tv? Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,367 Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Hey BigD, An off topic question: There's a special on TLC tomorrow called "My Giant Head. Are you going to be on tv?Now that's just hurtful, hank. Link to post Share on other sites
AmScray 354 Posted January 4, 2010 Author Share Posted January 4, 2010 Hey scram.. A off topic question.. with the popularity of jersey shore now sweeping the nation like a wild fire, I'd like your thoughts on italians in general, and the guido sub-species in particular.I'll tell you, but first you have to tell me something.I want to know the history and backstory of the 2 Live Crew song 'Chesterfield Island".That song is just way, way too random to not have a story there and I want to know what that story is. Also, it 'sounds old' so I'd like to know if they sampled it from something, or if they actually created it. I rank it as one of the top 20 greatest songs of all time- there has to be a full, 3 minute version of it somewhere. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,367 Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 I just sent them the question on myspace, and hopefully I'll get an answer. If not, Dan Lebatard often has Luke on as a guest, and if he does a call in show, I'll call in. I'm here for you, scram. Link to post Share on other sites
AmScray 354 Posted January 4, 2010 Author Share Posted January 4, 2010 You do know the song, right?"THEY ARE THE VERY BEST OF FAGGOTS IN THE USA, GIVING BIG-BIG PLEASURE IN A BIG-BIG WAY"If you could actually find this out, it would be kinda epic. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,367 Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 You do know the song, right?obv Link to post Share on other sites
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