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Started by BigDMcGee, Dec 07 2009 02:40 PM
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Posted 07 December 2009 - 02:40 PM
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Posted 07 December 2009 - 02:45 PM
Conversely, Cockblocking Angelina is terrible.
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Posted 07 December 2009 - 02:47 PM
Bill Simmons makes a great point about the quality of J-Wow's tits. I've only seen fake tits hat bad on terrible strippers
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Posted 07 December 2009 - 02:47 PM
yeah this was pretty entertaining.
the chick who brought the puking guy back looks like a sure-fire train wreck.
the chick who brought the puking guy back looks like a sure-fire train wreck.
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Posted 07 December 2009 - 02:49 PM
QUOTE (coug2828 @ Monday, December 7th, 2009, 4:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
yeah this was pretty entertaining.
the chick who brought the puking guy back looks like a sure-fire train wreck.
the chick who brought the puking guy back looks like a sure-fire train wreck.
lol? All 8 of them ( except for MAYBE vinnie) are trainwrecks.
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Posted 07 December 2009 - 02:55 PM
Long Island needs to be bombed
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Posted 07 December 2009 - 02:55 PM
QUOTE (BigDMcGee @ Monday, December 7th, 2009, 2:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
lol? All 8 of them ( except for MAYBE vinnie) are trainwrecks.
true, but i see this one(snookie i think it was?) ending up in the hospital getting her stomach pumped or possibly getting gang raped by the bouncers at one of those clubs. don't see that happening to any of the others
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Posted 07 December 2009 - 02:56 PM
QUOTE (coug2828 @ Monday, December 7th, 2009, 4:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
true, but i see this one(snookie i think it was?) ending up in the hospital getting her stomach pumped or possibly getting gang raped by the bouncers at one of those clubs. don't see that happening to any of the others
LOL really? All 4 of them strike me as potential gang rape victims, stomach pump recipients.
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Posted 07 December 2009 - 03:26 PM
QUOTE (BigDMcGee @ Monday, December 7th, 2009, 2:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
LOL really? All 4 of them strike me as potential gang rape victims, stomach pump recipients.
well that one you mentioned before is going to be too busy **** blocking/being a pain in the ass to have any fun(fun being getting too f'd up to the point of needing your stomach pumped) so she should be ok.
i could see jwow letting the guys run a train on her i guess, boyfriend be damned.
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Posted 07 December 2009 - 03:34 PM
QUOTE (coug2828 @ Monday, December 7th, 2009, 5:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
well that one you mentioned before is going to be too busy **** blocking/being a pain in the ass to have any fun(fun being getting too f'd up to the point of needing your stomach pumped) so she should be ok.
i could see jwow letting the guys run a train on her i guess, boyfriend be damned.
i could see jwow letting the guys run a train on her i guess, boyfriend be damned.
Yeah, but if you remember at the club, she was all over this wrestler guy, and disappeared with him. Just because she says she's faithful, and calls other girls whores, doesn't mean she's not a whore. First night out, she's cheating on her boyfriend. The next day she claimed she didn't remember, which either means she's a lying whore, or a black out drunk ( whom are very likely for gang rape).
Don't get me wrong ,snook's got problems, but so do all of these girls.
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Posted 07 December 2009 - 03:42 PM
Where's Schnickers?
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Posted 07 December 2009 - 05:08 PM
QUOTE (loogie @ Monday, December 7th, 2009, 4:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Where's Schnickers?
or snookems or snuggie, why can't anyone say her name right?
But yeah I'm from Long Island, I can't freakin stand these kids. You know its bad when they began to keep hair gel in the bathroom at the gym for people....but the entertainment value of this show is great
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Posted 07 December 2009 - 05:16 PM
You know, I was going to say something like '" yeah, if I had to deal with these guys every day, I'd hate them too, but on TV they are hilarious"....
BUT........
I think if I dealt with them every day, I would never, ever stop loving them and laughing at them to myself. This show is, I swear to god, making me really, really want to move to the jersey coast.
BUT........
I think if I dealt with them every day, I would never, ever stop loving them and laughing at them to myself. This show is, I swear to god, making me really, really want to move to the jersey coast.
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Posted 07 December 2009 - 06:45 PM
I love this show. It reminds me of college all over again. Luckily, there werent too many, but just enough to laugh at all of them without fear. The Situation is god.
And, even though she's a huge cockblock, I find Angelina the most attractive of the girls
And, even though she's a huge cockblock, I find Angelina the most attractive of the girls
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I guess this is all unnecessary rambling because Hollywood personifies something I hate about most people. He can take valuable knowledge, stare it right in the fucking face and never let a single sentence absorb into his brain.
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Posted 07 December 2009 - 06:48 PM
This is the greatest show in the history of television. It's why the medium was created.
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Posted 07 December 2009 - 10:47 PM
Time/Channel?
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Posted 08 December 2009 - 01:10 AM
QUOTE (brvheart @ Monday, December 7th, 2009, 10:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Time/Channel?
Thursdays at 10pm EST on MTV, but it reairs over and over all week at odd times.
I find it makes an offensive and unfair stereotype out of Italian-American dirtyballs, but I am a bit touchy when it comes to generalizing terrible people.
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Posted 08 December 2009 - 01:12 AM
QUOTE (BigDMcGee @ Monday, December 7th, 2009, 2:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The situation is the greatest man alive.
I may or may not know someone who knows him. I'm looking into it, but I think I'm no more than 3 degrees removed from The Sitch.
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Posted 08 December 2009 - 07:20 AM
No, I don't watch Jersey Shore. I'M AN ADULT!!!!!
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Posted 08 December 2009 - 07:59 AM
QUOTE (LongLiveYorke @ Tuesday, December 8th, 2009, 10:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
No, I don't watch Jersey Shore. I'M AN ADULT!!!!!
To watch this at my place, you would need the password to MTV. And I'll never tellllll.....
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