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A List of Ten People* With the Same Number of NHL Wins This Season as Vesa Toskala- as of November 4th, 20091. Elvis Presley2. Robbie Irons3. Martha Stewart4. Spuds MacKenzie5. Phil Ivey6. Fergie7. Adrian Bogosyan8. Randall from Luxor9. Stephen Hawking10. FCP Bob* or animals

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comprehensive list of classy habs fans:
Fail.Try again.Something like this perhaps:A List of Known Toronto Maple Leafs Fans Who Don't Understand the Concept of a List1. Dubey
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TEN THINGS YOU FIND AT A MONTREAL CANADIENS GAME:1. Carey Price's coke dealer2. The ghost of the Rocket3. The grizzled sad face of Bob Gainey4. Poutine5. Rejean6. Pierre7. Pat Burns mustache8. The beach ball Carey Price uses in practice9. Platform shoes so the midgets can reach the Gatorade in the top shelf10. Horseshoes falling from the players asses

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Here I'll do one for you:Top 10 Rebuttals From a Habs Fan1. How many Cups has your team won?2. How many Cups has your team won?3. How many Cups has your team won?4. How many Cups has your team won?5. How many Cups has your team won?6. How many Cups has your team won?7. How many Cups has your team won?8. How many Cups has your team won?9. How many Cups has your team won?10. How many Cups has your team won?

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10 Over used Phrases or words by people trying to make Leaf jokes:1. 19672. Golf in May3. Teachers Pension Plan4. No Draft Picks5. 40 plus years6. Top 6 player7. Toskala goalie?8. Ticket prices/Sold out every game9. Overpriced Free agents10. Draft schmaft

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Fail.Try again.Something like this perhaps:A List of Known Toronto Maple Leafs Fans Who Don't Understand the Concept of a List1. Dubey
This, and the original post were very well done. Robbie Irons was a nice touch.So...are Serge and Zach actually related? Does he know how crazy Serge is? I need to know.
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10 things overheard in a game of NHL10 between Scott Gomez and Hal gill1. Gomez: it's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog2. Gomez: size doesn't matter3. Gomez: I prefer the term "little person"5. Gill: Ok dude, I get it5. gomez: ohhh check this out.. pass, pass, oh sick pass, pass, pass, saucer pass, slap pass, spin-o-rama pass, fake-the shot... pass! man I'm working it here. Hey Cammy, come grab a controller so I can get a shot on net.6. Gomez: BOOM 4-2. na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na hey hey hey, ah crap 4-37. Gomez: na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na- hey hey hey good- wait, are you kidding me?8. Gill: damnit, shootout, I knew I shouldn't have picked the Leafs, how do I change goalies?9. Gill: why isn't toskala moving? I think my game is glitched..10. Gill: well, good game, I'm hitting the showers. Gomez: dude, you are a hab now, just shower next week

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Top Ten Condiments1. Yellow Mustard2. Mayo3. Salsa4. Ranch5. Hot Sauce6. BBQ Sauce7. Butter8. Strawberry Preserves9. Dijon Mustard10. Honey
No gravy? I like gravy.
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No gravy? I like gravy.
Never been a gravy guy but the time I had some of Adam's pountine, I bet I could get into it.
I think the bigger travesty is the lack of ketchup on that list.
OMG, how could I forget Ketchup? I intended to put it there.
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10 things overheard in a game of NHL10 between Scott Gomez and Hal gill1. Gomez: it's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog2. Gomez: size doesn't matter3. Gomez: I prefer the term "little person"5. Gill: Ok dude, I get it5. gomez: ohhh check this out.. pass, pass, oh sick pass, pass, pass, saucer pass, slap pass, spin-o-rama pass, fake-the shot... pass! man I'm working it here. Hey Cammy, come grab a controller so I can get a shot on net.6. Gomez: BOOM 4-2. na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na hey hey hey, ah crap 4-37. Gomez: na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na- hey hey hey good- wait, are you kidding me?8. Gill: damnit, shootout, I knew I shouldn't have picked the Leafs, how do I change goalies?9. Gill: why isn't toskala moving? I think my game is glitched..10. Gill: well, good game, I'm hitting the showers. Gomez: dude, you are a hab now, just shower next week
This was pretty great.
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Fail.Try again.Something like this perhaps:A List of Known Toronto Maple Leafs Fans Who Don't Understand the Concept of a List1. Dubey
Sorry:Comprehensive list of classy habs Fans:1. My friend Nick2. Rejean from Serge's story3. Youppi (unconfirmed)
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Sorry:Comprehensive list of classy habs Fans:1. My friend Nick2. Rejean from Serge's story3. Youppi (unconfirmed)
LOL...whatever happened to Youppi??
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A list of the years since 1967 that the Maple Leafs have not won the Stanley Cup:1) 19682) 19693) 19704) 19715) 19726) 19737) 19748) 19759) 197610) 197711) 197812) 197913) 198014) 198115) 198216) 198317) 198418) 198519) 198620) 198721) 198822) 198923) 199024) 199125) 199226) 199327) 199428) 199529) 199630) 199731) 199832) 199933) 200034) 200135) 200236) 200337) 200438) 2005 39) 200640) 200741) 200842) 2009As a bonus, I bolded the years that the Habs or Pens won it.

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