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#1 JaysonWeber

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Posted 22 May 2005 - 09:55 AM

I think this will get very very fun :DI'll start it out with a few quotes I've heard the last week."I never win with Aces, Honestly 1-10 times I win with them..." "If you don't think Poker is Gambling you're an Idiot It's all Luck" "I knew that (put any random 1 outter card here) Was coming, So I just had to call, sometimes you just get that feeling you know?" "I had a Flush Draw." - When there is three suits on the board on the flop, and he catches 2 to make his 8 high flush. "Yeah, I'm a semi-pro, but I don't like to brag" - While Nutbarring a $10 NL table.
"Here are my rules: what can be done with one substance must never be done with another. No two materials are alike. No two sites on earth are alike. No two buildings have the same purpose. The purpose, the site, the material determine the shape. Nothing can be reasonable or beautiful unless its made by one central idea, and the idea sets every detail. A building is alive, like a man." - The Fountainhead.

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Posted 22 May 2005 - 10:01 AM

playing on a $1/2 NL, $100 max tableraise to 6 with AA, get reraised to 12 by a huge stack, i make it 42, get calledflop KQ4, i've got $80 left, I bet $40, he puts me all in, I call.I flip over my aces, he has KT. turn K, river T. fine, i lost, it's poker. but then he says "I put you on aces".

#3 RonBurgundy

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Posted 22 May 2005 - 10:32 AM

I submit Exhibit A and Exhibit B.
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Posted 22 May 2005 - 10:51 AM

Thank you! I was trying to find those earlier, they're absolutely classics....
"Here are my rules: what can be done with one substance must never be done with another. No two materials are alike. No two sites on earth are alike. No two buildings have the same purpose. The purpose, the site, the material determine the shape. Nothing can be reasonable or beautiful unless its made by one central idea, and the idea sets every detail. A building is alive, like a man." - The Fountainhead.

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Posted 22 May 2005 - 11:19 AM

RonBurgundy said:

I submit Exhibit A and Exhibit B.
I would have assumed that exhibit A was a joke, until reading exhibit B.After reading them I then became very sad. Because I reliazed it wasn't.

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Posted 22 May 2005 - 11:19 AM

"There's no bad cards, just bad flops."I like to use that one at the casino limit tables and watch people nod.

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Posted 22 May 2005 - 11:23 AM

that exhibit b had me rolling on the ground wondering why someone would take the time to even fully explain themselves in a situation like that.

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Posted 22 May 2005 - 11:24 AM

Uses the term BAD BEAT!Posted Image

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Posted 22 May 2005 - 11:25 AM

I had KK he had 22 allin PFflop xxxturn 2River K"nice river you lucky bitch"

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Posted 22 May 2005 - 11:25 AM

"any two cards can win" and "i gotta get my son a new pair of nikes"

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Posted 22 May 2005 - 11:27 AM

you log on to party poker.....
Good times for a change
See, the luck I've had
Can make a good man
Turn bad

So please please please
Let me, let me, let me
Let me get what I want
This time

Haven't had a dream in a long time
See, the life I've had
Can make a good man bad

So for once in my life
Let me get what I want
Lord knows, it would be the first time
Lord knows, it would be the first time

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Posted 22 May 2005 - 11:28 AM

this was a good onethe big stack of a MTT would constantly go allin into small pots and show small pairsme: "why do you bet so big, no one is going to call you unless tyey have you beat"Fish: "I cant lose"Me: "yes you can, if they call with a better hand"Fish: " No, because ill get chips back no matter what"Me: So if you have 13000 and someone doubles up through you with 12999....you dont consider that a loss?"Fish: Nope....I won a chip, its a profit"classic

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Posted 22 May 2005 - 11:29 AM

"I would have won if the board had been different"

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Posted 22 May 2005 - 11:29 AM

yeai love it when im playing with people live and when the guy explains his all in call w/ Ks4s on a flop of 5c6dAs, he says, " I had soooooo many outs!!!... a straight draw and a flush draw, i dont know how i didnt hit!!" :shock:

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Posted 22 May 2005 - 11:31 AM

RonBurgundy said:

I submit Exhibit A and Exhibit B.
THANK YOU RON. ROTFLMAO. He's gone, but will never be forgotten, and Laughed about
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Posted 22 May 2005 - 11:31 AM

i had AAflop was K 9 4(2 spades)he went allin I callhe had 23 of spades.....no spade hit"lucky bastard"me- "yep...i was lucky to win when I was a 2-1 favorite"

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Posted 22 May 2005 - 11:31 AM

"But it was suited!" The thing about this line is that I've only ever heard it when a good player was being sarcastic and making fun of fish, I never actually heard it said by someone when they truly meant it.....until about two weeks ago. I was playing a live home game, and this one woman used this line about 6 or 7 times after showing down a hand, and she really really meant it. It went so far as that she played any two suited cards.

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Posted 22 May 2005 - 11:35 AM

after some guys TPTK with AK gets beat by a ragged 2 pair he says"thats why i never raise with big hands (starting hands) in limit poker. its not worth it"and then the whole table agrees with him and gives him there appologies for taking another "bad beat".

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Posted 22 May 2005 - 11:35 AM

" it was suited " is what i haer all the tmie.. its ****ing hilarious

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Posted 22 May 2005 - 11:53 AM

i love this thread too much to let it diewith that saidBUMP




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