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#41 lurbz

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Posted 25 September 2009 - 09:33 AM

View PostTheWynn, on Friday, September 25th, 2009, 10:08 AM, said:

a site called ebaumsworld hacked into various christian peoples facebook accounts.Posted Image
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#42 GeneralGeeWhiz

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Posted 25 September 2009 - 10:41 AM

this thread is gold. lol megaslut.

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Posted 30 September 2009 - 12:25 PM

View Postkers2, on Thursday, September 24th, 2009, 7:56 PM, said:

This one made me laugh pretty hard...Posted Image
Bahaha! That is hilarious! At a birthing class for my first child, one of the women's boyfriend (probably no older than 19) wanted to know if he should use a regular ruler to measure how many centimeters his girlfriend was dilated, so they knew when they should come to the hospital! :club: Someone dropped the ball teaching these kids sex education!

#44 TheWynn

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Posted 30 September 2009 - 12:33 PM

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#45 Mercury69

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Posted 30 September 2009 - 12:36 PM

View PostTheWynn, on Wednesday, September 30th, 2009, 4:33 PM, said:

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#46 Wandigo

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Posted 02 October 2009 - 09:40 AM

i just had a footinmouth moment on one of my friends status updates, thought I'd share because I feel like a dickPosted Image

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#47 Suited_Up

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Posted 02 October 2009 - 09:52 AM

View PostWandigo, on Friday, October 2nd, 2009, 12:40 PM, said:

i just had a footinmouth moment on one of my friends status updates, thought I'd share because I feel like a dick
Seems like a perfectly reasonable question.
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#48 TheWynn

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Posted 02 October 2009 - 10:04 AM

View PostWandigo, on Saturday, October 3rd, 2009, 2:40 AM, said:

i just had a footinmouth moment on one of my friends status updates, thought I'd share because I feel like a dickPosted Image
I would've asked the same question. Thats great.

#49 hank213

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Posted 02 October 2009 - 09:56 PM

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#50 rcooj_7

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Posted 06 October 2009 - 10:30 PM

Ok, someone needs to show me how to do screen shots of the page, because ive got a nice one brewing right now
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#51 solderz

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Posted 07 October 2009 - 05:19 AM

View Postrcooj_7, on Tuesday, October 6th, 2009, 10:30 PM, said:

Ok, someone needs to show me how to do screen shots of the page, because ive got a nice one brewing right now
Press Ctrl-Print Screen and then you can paste it into any image program (paint, etc.).
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#52 rcooj_7

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Posted 07 October 2009 - 08:39 AM

View Postsolderz, on Wednesday, October 7th, 2009, 6:19 AM, said:

Press Ctrl-Print Screen and then you can paste it into any image program (paint, etc.).
nothing
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Follow my sports Bets^^^^^^^^^^^

http://www.centsports.com/?opcode=588494
Play for free here and follow my bets from this site... They give you $.10 and if you go broke, they just give you another $.10 if you get over $20 they willsend you a check, thought i would share with you guys.

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#53 Sal Paradise

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Posted 07 October 2009 - 08:47 AM

View Postrcooj_7, on Wednesday, October 7th, 2009, 12:39 PM, said:

nothing
now this is believable.
QUOTE (Tactical Bear @ Monday, June 15th, 2009, 9:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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#54 strategy

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Posted 07 October 2009 - 08:52 AM

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QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Wednesday, November 2nd, 2011, 4:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
seriously though, with that grammar it's really like, I mean it doesn't bother me as much that she gets beat, you know?


#55 GetSprung

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Posted 07 October 2009 - 01:31 PM

View Poststrategy, on Wednesday, October 7th, 2009, 9:52 AM, said:

1. alt+print screen2. ctrl+v when you're in paint3. ignore the amateur
Completely depends on the keyboard/computer. You wouldn't believe how many people can't figure out what a Print Screen button looks like.
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#56 myenemy

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Posted 07 October 2009 - 02:04 PM

View Posthank213, on Saturday, October 3rd, 2009, 1:56 AM, said:

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LOL. His explanation was funnier than the original post. Hahaha

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Posted 07 October 2009 - 02:16 PM

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#58 JoeyJoJo

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Posted 07 October 2009 - 02:17 PM

View PostBigDMcGee, on Wednesday, October 7th, 2009, 3:16 PM, said:

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#59 bleacherbum3

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Posted 07 October 2009 - 02:19 PM

Very nice.


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#60 Sal Paradise

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Posted 07 October 2009 - 02:19 PM

wow there's just so many great parts to that one.
QUOTE (Tactical Bear @ Monday, June 15th, 2009, 9:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Anybody who dies of Swine Flu is just a faggot.




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