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#301 LongLiveYorke

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Posted 21 June 2011 - 04:35 AM

View Posttimwakefield, on Tuesday, June 21st, 2011, 4:07 AM, said:

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Posted Image"Why do I have to change my name, I'm not the one that sucks"

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Posted 21 June 2011 - 05:41 AM

View Posttimwakefield, on Tuesday, June 21st, 2011, 4:07 AM, said:

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Did you create this guy out of thin air just for the punchline?That profile has been up for like 15 hours, total.

#303 timwakefield

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Posted 21 June 2011 - 04:35 PM

View Postajs510, on Tuesday, June 21st, 2011, 9:41 AM, said:

Did you create this guy out of thin air just for the punchline?That profile has been up for like 15 hours, total.
Oh weird. I certainly didn't, but somebody else might have.Edit: It looks like somebody else certainly did. Oh well.
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Posted 21 June 2011 - 07:29 PM

awwww....duuuude...laaaame...
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Posted 22 June 2011 - 07:35 AM

What's the punchline? And why does it matter if it was created recently?

#306 timwakefield

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Posted 22 June 2011 - 08:01 AM

The punchline was that this guy existed - some old curmudgeon with the suddenly-worst-name-ever. The fact that it was recently created but is already really popular and making the internet rounds means that it's almost certainly just a joke (also based on the 1 or so posts of his that I read), and that makes it less amusing. I'm not saying that would always make something less amusing, but in this case it's kind of a letdown. It's also probably some secret energy drink background marketing or something too, knowing humanity.
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Posted 22 June 2011 - 09:33 AM

Still funny though.

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Posted 08 July 2011 - 08:25 AM

I tried to cut and paste a picture but was having problems, any suggestions anyone?facebook funnyThe link works though.
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Posted 08 July 2011 - 08:38 AM

View Postowise1, on Friday, July 8th, 2011, 11:25 AM, said:

I tried to cut and paste a picture but was having problems, any suggestions anyone?facebook funnyThe link works though.
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#310 dEv~

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Posted 11 July 2011 - 08:14 PM

View PostLongLiveYorke, on Tuesday, June 21st, 2011, 8:35 AM, said:

Posted Image"Why do I have to change my name, I'm not the one that sucks"
Michael Bolton doesn't suck

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Posted 12 July 2011 - 06:22 AM

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Posted 12 July 2011 - 12:58 PM

View PostdEv~, on Monday, July 11th, 2011, 11:14 PM, said:

Michael Bolton doesn't suck
I've seen it before, but it really is awesome. It's pretty surprising that more celebrities don't do stuff like this. The public instantly loves you. But I guess Robert Downey Jr is just too cool to worry about not being a huge douchebag.
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View PostSuitedAces21, on 20 August 2012 - 11:14 AM, said:

tilt you suck.

View PostEssay21, on 25 February 2013 - 08:32 PM, said:

titly suck a dick bitch

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Posted 17 July 2011 - 03:02 PM

I have a Muslim friend who has a bunch of other Muslim friends, and they were talking about how it was so great that Japan beat the US in soccer. My other friend, an atheist, then jumped in the convo with this:"I just hate that we give any of those women credit. They should be at home serving the men. The heavens have no place for women who wear such revealing clothes and have such aggressive behavior. Right guys?"It didn't go over very well.
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View PostSuitedAces21, on 20 August 2012 - 11:14 AM, said:

tilt you suck.

View PostEssay21, on 25 February 2013 - 08:32 PM, said:

titly suck a dick bitch

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Posted 18 July 2011 - 01:14 PM

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View Postmrdannyg, on 22 April 2013 - 09:26 AM, said:

Every single person (except Bob) has posted things in this thread that would qualify as a hate crime in any other first-world country in the world.

#315 timwakefield

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Posted 18 July 2011 - 07:49 PM

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Posted 18 July 2011 - 08:03 PM

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Posted 22 July 2011 - 08:03 AM

I'd like to be as confident as the guy who gets a text that says "Heyy" and assumes it means she wants him to come over and have sex with her.

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Posted 22 July 2011 - 08:21 AM

View Postbrvheart, on Sunday, July 17th, 2011, 3:02 PM, said:

I have a Muslim friend who has a bunch of other Muslim friends, and they were talking about how it was so great that Japan beat the US in soccer. My other friend, an atheist, then jumped in the convo with this:"I just hate that we give any of those women credit. They should be at home serving the men. The heavens have no place for women who wear such revealing clothes and have such aggressive behavior. Right guys?"It didn't go over very well.
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#320 Dubey

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Posted 22 July 2011 - 08:25 AM

View PostSkeleton Jelly, on Friday, July 22nd, 2011, 9:03 AM, said:

I'd like to be as confident as the guy who gets a text that says "Heyy" and assumes it means she wants him to come over and have sex with her.
It is the added Y that really gives it away, for me.
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