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#1 serge

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Posted 16 September 2009 - 05:37 AM

This isnt really a bashing thread, as I love Dan and he is one of my favourite new owners.

However, he has assembled one of the worst teams not only in AHL history, but possibly fantasy hockey history.

The team is so bad that when Sam Gagner doesnt play, they wont score any points.

While this point maybe argued , i am putting the challenge out there.

Magically Delicious line on wins this year is 10.5....

He will lose games this year by margins we havent seen ...on average he will get negative points..

He may back into a few wins, when the opposition's goalie gives up 8 goals, but other than that...ZERO

What a train wreck.
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Posted 16 September 2009 - 08:15 AM

Please don't ever enter any high buy in fantasy hockey pools Serge.

Signed, Serge's now and future children who want to have money for their University education.


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Posted 16 September 2009 - 08:21 AM

QUOTE (FCP Bob @ Wednesday, September 16th, 2009, 9:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Please don't ever enter any high buy in fantasy hockey pools Serge.

Signed, Serge's now and future children who want to have money for their University education.


The argument is not if he is doing the right moves ...He maybe the best team in 4 years..

however currently his team is a disaster and cant compete on a nightly basis..
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Posted 16 September 2009 - 08:34 AM

QUOTE (serge @ Wednesday, September 16th, 2009, 12:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The argument is not if he is doing the right moves ...He maybe the best team in 4 years..

however currently his team is a disaster and cant compete on a nightly basis..


Wait til I put up my roster later today....it will blow the doors off of his suckiness.

Im just trying to catch up to his long term outlook! (wont happen anytime soon)
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Posted 16 September 2009 - 08:38 AM

QUOTE (serge @ Wednesday, September 16th, 2009, 12:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The argument is not if he is doing the right moves ...He maybe the best team in 4 years..

however currently his team is a disaster and cant compete on a nightly basis..


Because you don't have a very good knowledge of young players you are under estimating how good some of his young guys like Filatov and Hodgson might be this year.

He for sure has a lot of work to do on getting d-men.

There are worse teams for this year in the AHL.



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Posted 16 September 2009 - 08:40 AM

QUOTE (FCP Bob @ Wednesday, September 16th, 2009, 9:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Because you don't have a very good knowledge of young players you are under estimating how good some of his young guys like Filatov and Hodgson might be this year.

He for sure has a lot of work to do on getting d-men.

There are worse teams for this year in the AHL.



I have more knowledge than you know...Your condescending attitude with regard to your perceived hockey knowledge is not appreciated.

Maybe this is a level, maybe its not..

I have been studying every NHL,AHL,OHL,QMJHL,KHL,FUHL,SUCKITHL,SCREWUHL league the past 2 months.
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Posted 16 September 2009 - 08:44 AM

QUOTE (serge @ Wednesday, September 16th, 2009, 12:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I have more knowledge than you know...Your condescending attitude with regard to your perceived hockey knowledge is not appreciated.

Maybe this is a level, maybe its not..

I have been studying every NHL,AHL,OHL,QMJHL,KHL,FUHL,SUCKITHL,SCREWUHL league the past 2 months.


Well if you've actually been doing work on players younger than 23 I apologize.

I've always been under the impression that you are the illegitimate child of Cliff "Draft Smaft" Fletcher.


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Posted 16 September 2009 - 08:45 AM

QUOTE (MapleLeafpoker @ Wednesday, September 16th, 2009, 9:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wait til I put up my roster later today....it will blow the doors off of his suckiness.

Im just trying to catch up to his long term outlook! (wont happen anytime soon)



Long term outlook doesnt fill the seats.

I was never agreed with Tank Nation. I think its a GMs job to not only build a franchise but also try and win as many games as possible.

Being sucky isnt something to be proud of. You put that jersey on your chest and try to win as many games as you can. Its not an option for me to lose on purpose.

Karma is a bitch, I will do everything possible to score as many goals as I can , every game i am out there.

I will also build for the future to the best of my abilities.
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Posted 16 September 2009 - 08:48 AM

QUOTE (FCP Bob @ Wednesday, September 16th, 2009, 9:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well if you've actually been doing work on players younger than 23 I apologize.

I've always been under the impression that you are the illegitimate child of Cliff "Draft Smaft" Fletcher.



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Thats right...Drafting is for losers....For every John Tavares there are 5 Alexander Daigles..

Btw Tavares might still be an Alexander Daigle.

I win hockey games, i dont fool my fans with empty promises that we MAY compete in 6-8 years.

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Posted 16 September 2009 - 08:53 AM

QUOTE (serge @ Wednesday, September 16th, 2009, 12:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Your condescending attitude




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Posted 16 September 2009 - 08:57 AM

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i maybe crazy,outlandish and sometimes wacked out like a crackhead on Yonge Street after a 8-3 leafs loss...

But not condescending.
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Posted 16 September 2009 - 09:59 AM

QUOTE (serge @ Wednesday, September 16th, 2009, 12:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i maybe crazy,outlandish and sometimes wacked out like a crackhead on Yonge Street after a 8-3 leafs loss...

But not condescending.



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Posted 16 September 2009 - 10:11 AM

i remember goose's team being horrendous as well
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Posted 16 September 2009 - 10:14 AM

QUOTE (serge @ Wednesday, September 16th, 2009, 12:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Long term outlook doesnt fill the seats.

I like my alone time.


QUOTE (serge @ Wednesday, September 16th, 2009, 12:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I was never agreed with Tank Nation. I think its a GMs job to not only build a franchise but also try and win as many games as possible.

The owner of the Whalers has instructed the GM of the Whalers to make sure we dont win games. Is that wrong?


QUOTE (serge @ Wednesday, September 16th, 2009, 12:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Being sucky isnt something to be proud of. You put that jersey on your chest and try to win as many games as you can. Its not an option for me to lose on purpose.

I dont play for the front of my jersey, I play for the words on the back. "LOSE NOW"


QUOTE (serge @ Wednesday, September 16th, 2009, 12:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I win hockey games, i dont fool my fans with empty promises that we MAY compete in 6-8 years.

This is exactly the opposite of my team philosophy. Lose now, comepete in 6-8.
I should have named my team Empty Promises.




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Posted 16 September 2009 - 10:16 AM

QUOTE (MapleLeafpoker @ Wednesday, September 16th, 2009, 10:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I like my alone time.



The owner of the Whalers has instructed the GM of the Whalers to make sure we dont win games. Is that wrong?



I dont play for the front of my jersey, I play for the words on the back. "LOSE NOW"



This is exactly the opposite of my team philosophy. Lose now, comepete in 6-8.
I should have named my team Empty Promises.



I love your attitude...drop the puck already.
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Posted 16 September 2009 - 12:40 PM

The owner of the magically delicious would like to challange serge to the subway challange. on how many
wins the delicious can win at over 10.5. The winner of this bet next yr at the draft gets to hit the other guy in the head with the foot long subway sandwich of his choice. you game?
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Posted 16 September 2009 - 12:53 PM

I'll take the OVER for $25.00.



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Posted 16 September 2009 - 01:20 PM

QUOTE (Ottawa_Biatch @ Wednesday, September 16th, 2009, 3:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The owner of the magically delicious would like to challange serge to the subway challange. on how many
wins the delicious can win at over 10.5. The winner of this bet next yr at the draft gets to hit the other guy in the head with the foot long subway sandwich of his choice. you game?



Not only are you a Benedict Gretzky, you're a Bill Simmons plagiarist. BOO!!!!



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Posted 16 September 2009 - 02:48 PM

QUOTE (Ottawa_Biatch @ Wednesday, September 16th, 2009, 1:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The owner of the magically delicious would like to challange serge to the subway challange. on how many
wins the delicious can win at over 10.5. The winner of this bet next yr at the draft gets to hit the other guy in the head with the foot long subway sandwich of his choice. you game?


lol..yes you are on..
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Posted 16 September 2009 - 03:13 PM

QUOTE (serge @ Wednesday, September 16th, 2009, 6:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
lol..yes you are on..

At least you wont have to worry about getting any in your hair...
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