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#41 serge

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Posted 16 September 2009 - 05:11 AM

View PostOttawa_Biatch, on Sunday, September 13th, 2009, 7:20 PM, said:

Already Signed Nashville 4 yrs @ $0.50, $0.50 $0.50, $0.50Defence Free Agent SigningsBrendan Bell (STL) 1 yr $0.50Peter Harrold (LA) 1 yr $0.50Forward Free Agent SigningsSam Gagner (EDM) 1 yr $2.00David Krejci (BOS) 5 yrs $1.75, $2.00, $2.25, $2.50, $2.75Kris Versteeg (CHI) 5 yrs $0.75, $0.75, $0.75 $0.75, $0.75Nikita Filatov (CBJ) 1 yr $0.75Cody Hodgson (VAN) 1 yr $0.75Zack Boychuk (CAR) 1 yr $0.75Brian Boyle (NYR) 1 yr $0.75Nigel Dawes (CGY) 1 yr $0.75Dustin Jeffrey (PIT) 1 yr $0.75Frans Nielsen (NYI) 1 yr $0.50Maxim Lapierre (MTL) 1 yr $0.50Ryan Potulny (EDM) 1 yr $0.50Kamil Kreps (FLA) 1 yr $0.2516 Players Signed for 2009/2010Goalies Released New York Islanders Defencemen ReleasedKarlis Skrastins (FLA) Forwards ReleasedRyan Carter (ANA)Mike Grier (BUF)Jakub Petrazulek (CAR)Jay Pandolfo (NJ)Note: 26 players to be signed including 3 goalies. The reason some guys only signed 1 yr is because I can only sign them 1 yr.
This is possibly one of the worst teams an AHL team has EVER produced. There wont be enough players to ice a lineup on a regular night. While i understand the Biatch's plans, this team has no chance to win more than a handful of games. It will be a disaster every night.I would like to see a rule in place that a team cant do what the Biatch did...Its just not competitive enough to have a chance against any team on any given night..Over under on the amount of wins.....10
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Posted 16 September 2009 - 05:25 AM

he still has to add 10 guys and all these guys should have decent seasons:Sam Gagner (EDM) 1 yr $2.00David Krejci (BOS) 5 yrs $1.75, $2.00, $2.25, $2.50, $2.75Kris Versteeg (CHI) 5 yrs $0.75, $0.75, $0.75 $0.75, $0.75Nikita Filatov (CBJ) 1 yr $0.75Cody Hodgson (VAN) 1 yr $0.75Zack Boychuk (CAR) 1 yr $0.75i dont think his team will do that badly, i've seen some of the other teams and they are worse than this
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Posted 16 September 2009 - 05:30 AM

View Postrinswun, on Wednesday, September 16th, 2009, 6:25 AM, said:

he still has to add 10 guys and all these guys should have decent seasons:Sam Gagner (EDM) 1 yr $2.00David Krejci (BOS) 5 yrs $1.75, $2.00, $2.25, $2.50, $2.75Kris Versteeg (CHI) 5 yrs $0.75, $0.75, $0.75 $0.75, $0.75Nikita Filatov (CBJ) 1 yr $0.75Cody Hodgson (VAN) 1 yr $0.75Zack Boychuk (CAR) 1 yr $0.75i dont think his team will do that badly, i've seen some of the other teams and they are worse than this
The 10 guys that he will add wont be significant. I like to know what he is going to do with with the money he has left over....Biatch under 10.5 wins..Need to ice 6 forwards and 4 dman..He has no one..Ill book action if you guys like...If Biatch is willing to bet, ill give him better juice.Bad team , very bad team..
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Posted 16 September 2009 - 09:01 AM

The lack of response by the owner of the Delicious shows how scared the Biatch is...We demand a response.
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Posted 16 September 2009 - 06:31 PM

LOL Subway Sandwich Challange. We will cover
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Posted 21 September 2009 - 08:00 AM

The owner of the asdfjkl; was on the radio this morning in Ottawa on Live 885 and had this to say on the morning show...."Dear beloved fans spanning across all seven continents, thank you for listening in to this morning. This magically journey has begun, and it will be quite some time before we get to the top of the mountain to that enchanted forest, but in the mean time, we are prepping this morning for some valuable pieces to pick up later this week, which hopefully can be turned into long term assets for us. This morning, I have had a starbucks venti tzao chai latte with no foam and soy milk, we paired it with a greek feta and spinach breakfast sandwich. It has helped me become a better GM for you the people, we have numerous free agents we are targeting, which we believe will make us younger, more affordable, and set us up to compete in the future. We're also looking to upgrade our goalie situation. The main concern obviously though is our blue line, as we want to get tougher and stronger to help mentor our young guns. We also have four first round picks, and expect to make a big splash this year by drafting at least 3 90 point guys as they are plentiful this year. All the AHL will be watching as the Delicious get even more Magically Delicious. Thank you, but I have to get back, as I have a book signing this morning."
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Posted 21 September 2009 - 08:04 AM

View PostOttawa_Biatch, on Monday, September 21st, 2009, 9:00 AM, said:

The owner of the asdfjkl; was on the radio this morning in Ottawa on Live 885 and had this to say on the morning show...."Dear beloved fans spanning across all seven continents, thank you for listening in to this morning. This magically journey has begun, and it will be quite some time before we get to the top of the mountain to that enchanted forest, but in the mean time, we are prepping this morning for some valuable pieces to pick up later this week, which hopefully can be turned into long term assets for us. This morning, I have had a starbucks venti tzao chai latte with no foam and soy milk, we paired it with a greek feta and spinach breakfast sandwich. It has helped me become a better GM for you the people, we have numerous free agents we are targeting, which we believe will make us younger, more affordable, and set us up to compete in the future. We're also looking to upgrade our goalie situation. The main concern obviously though is our blue line, as we want to get tougher and stronger to help mentor our young guns. We also have four first round picks, and expect to make a big splash this year by drafting at least 3 90 point guys as they are plentiful this year. All the AHL will be watching as the Delicious get even more Magically Delicious. Thank you, but I have to get back, as I have a book signing this morning."
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Posted 23 September 2009 - 06:53 AM

This just in from the Toronto Paparazzi.....Reporter: We just saw Lord Biatch of the Magically Delicious walk into his hotel room with a newspaper, a Hockey News Magazine (which will be his secret weapon this year, as no other GM's have the power of this magazine), a continental breakfast, and a coffee. Lord Biatch was frustrated and irate that the breakfast did not include eggs and bacon, but instead was filled with bagels and muffins. Inside the room we heard some loud snoring, not sure what it was, but we will investigate. Stay tuned...
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Posted 23 September 2009 - 07:02 AM

Reporter: Biatch is coming out for an interview. (Lord Biatch walks out to the millions and millions of paparazzi. The Jonas Brothers are next door and jealous they don't have as much paparazzi as the Biatch does)Reporter: Hey BiatchBiatch: Sup?Reporter: What was that magazine you were holding?Biatch: It's the Hockey News Fantasy Guide for 2009/2010. It cost me 8 bucks, but now I have a huge advantage over the rest of the league. I know the surefire 100 point guys, the sleepers, the late round gems, the bust picks, I know everything. It's like they are going into a fight with a water gun and I'm going into the fight with Bush, Al-Qaeda, the Ji-Had, that Korean dude, and then NASA just as an insurance policy. Long story short, it's not even fair that I have this amount of knowledge. Reporter: Who are you taking with pick #2 and pick #3?Biatch: Well we have a list of 42 guys, we are trying to shorten it down. But we seem them all as equal, so it's going to be tough. Reporter: Who are you targetting at the FA Draft?Biatch: We're going to try to hit the owner of the Mustangs with a sandwich while he isn't looking since he bad mouthed the Delicious, but we'll see. I have to go though. We'll see you soon.
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Posted 24 September 2009 - 12:04 PM

I personally think you had a pretty good draft. Never realize all the high picks you had.

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 12:06 PM

View PostBabying, on Thursday, September 24th, 2009, 1:04 PM, said:

I personally think you had a pretty good draft. Never realize all the high picks you had.
you asians have to stick together.. :club:
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Posted 24 September 2009 - 04:47 PM

Recap of the AHL Draft for the Magically DeliciousProspect Draft1st round (2) Brayden Schenn----- Potential: Elite NHL Superstar (about 100 points)1st round (3) Nazem Kadri --------- Potential: Elite NHL Superstar (about 100 points)1st round (12) Calvin de Haan -------Potential: Elite PP QB (about 60 points)1st round (14) Sergei Shirokov -----Potential: Elite NHL Sniper (about 40 goals)2nd round (22) Richard Panik-------Potential: Elite NHL Foreigner (about 80 points)3rd round (42) Alexander Avtsyn ----Potential: Elite NHL Sniper (about 40 goals)4th rounder (74) Maxim Trunev ----Potential: Elite NHL Sleeper (about 30 goals)Free Agent AuctionNicklas Lidstrom ($15.75) - This defencemen is going to be the cornerstone of the Magically Delicious for years to come. He is going to train all of our D into multiple Nicky Lidstrom's, and we are going to make the whole league truly believe in Magically Delicious. Joel Ward ($1.25) - We couldn't pass up at the best black player available. According to hockey news, he was the #1 African American on the board, and we just couldn't pass up the opportunity to bring in a new fan base. David Stern is worried that the Magically Delicious are going to steal the fan base from the NBA. Craig Conroy and Gilbert Brule ($1.50) - These guys are bums. Chris Phillips ($0.50) - We wanted to beef up our D. This will give us protein. Atlanta and Colorado Goalies ($0.25) - Likely stud goalies, going to trade them at the deadline for a couple first round picks. Toni Lyman ($4.00) - We wanted a puck moving defencemen and found one that has a stick. Chris Kelly ($0.25) You suckWe also picked up a few random guys after such as Mark Methot, Michael Swift, and Andrew Bodnarkchuk.
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Posted 25 September 2009 - 01:40 AM

Also of note, Joel Ward is the only NHL'er to have played in the Canadian University system, 'starring' for UPEI.Bodnarchuk isn't worth the space to type his name though. I've watched him play and he is years from making the NHL, especially with Boston's D Depth.Nice draft though. I think De Haan is underrated.
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Posted 25 September 2009 - 05:06 AM

Prediction:Magically Delicious will get NOWHERE to what he believes Lidstrom deserves.We will wait to long and Lidstrom will suffer a groin injury that will keep him out of the lineup for 3 months.He will get zero for his "prized" player.
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Posted 25 September 2009 - 11:07 AM

Why does everyone think Boston has depth on D?Name their number 7 and 8 defenseman.
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Posted 25 September 2009 - 11:56 AM

View PostZach6668, on Friday, September 25th, 2009, 2:07 PM, said:

Why does everyone think Boston has depth on D?Name their number 7 and 8 defenseman.
I was referring only to Farm depth, since I remember looking last year and Bodnarchuk was about 5th. I guess with Hunwick and Lashoff gone, the depth is pretty quiet.Still, Bodnarchuk sucks :club:
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Posted 27 September 2009 - 08:43 AM

View PostZach6668, on Friday, September 25th, 2009, 3:07 PM, said:

Why does everyone think Boston has depth on D?Name their number 7 and 8 defenseman.
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Posted 27 September 2009 - 01:46 PM

View PostFenxis, on Sunday, September 27th, 2009, 12:43 PM, said:

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I mean, they have a "deep" top 6, in that there's no real rookies, and all are NHL caliber, but there's a huge drop off after that, like most teams have. They aren't in bad shape, they just aren't overwhelmingly deep, but I keep reading that they are. Makes no sense to me.
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Posted 27 September 2009 - 02:58 PM

View PostZach6668, on Sunday, September 27th, 2009, 2:46 PM, said:

I mean, they have a "deep" top 6, in that there's no real rookies, and all are NHL caliber, but there's a huge drop off after that, like most teams have. They aren't in bad shape, they just aren't overwhelmingly deep, but I keep reading that they are. Makes no sense to me.
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Posted 01 October 2009 - 05:57 PM

The Magically Delicious begin their season opener on Saturday night against the weakest team in the AHL. Bloggers around this world are calling this match-up, Steak and Eggs, because the Magically Delicious are nothing but pure muscle, and the Mustangs will go splat like egg. Presenting the opening line-up for the Magically DeliciousForwards1. Nikita Filitov CLS (OT)2. David Krejc BOS3. Kris Versteeg CHI4. Artem Anisimov NYR5. Sergei Shikorov VAN6. Sam Gagner EDM7. Niklas Lidstrom DET8. Chris Phillips OTT9. Toni Lyman BUF10. Tim Gleason CARAtlanta GoaltendingThe Magically Delicious also need a fan base, we need people to cheer on this team. Fans please come up with a fan base name. We have prizes too for the fans, although we may not be as rich like the other teams, we can provide things like free porn links, play money on full tilt, and fantasy hockey insider tips from the Ottawa Biatch
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