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I play in a local tournament on a regular basis with some freidns (cheap buy in, top 3 get it 3 tables top 2 go to final table)Last week I was playing, didn't have a single hand all night long. So I went "Guys, I haven't seen my hand but I got pocket rockets" I really didn't see my hand at all, guy side betted me, only $5 he said he'd do $20 but I was guessing. I won :club: And the hand too. Or tonight the first time I won in like 4 months, I could NOT LOOSE. I think out of 50-60 hands I had maybe the loosing hand 4-5 times. In fact I was such a massive chip leader towards the end I just said "I'll check until you bet" without ever seeing my hand and several times I called blind all in. The cards were on my side, ticked off my buddies a bit. It's annoying to get beaten by a person not even really playing.

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I play in a local tournament on a regular basis with some freidns (cheap buy in, top 3 get it 3 tables top 2 go to final table)Last week I was playing, didn't have a single hand all night long. So I went "Guys, I haven't seen my hand but I got pocket rockets" I really didn't see my hand at all, guy side betted me, only $5 he said he'd do $20 but I was guessing. I won :club: And the hand too. Or tonight the first time I won in like 4 months, I could NOT LOOSE. I think out of 50-60 hands I had maybe the loosing hand 4-5 times. In fact I was such a massive chip leader towards the end I just said "I'll check until you bet" without ever seeing my hand and several times I called blind all in. The cards were on my side, ticked off my buddies a bit. It's annoying to get beaten by a person not even really playing.
You aren't nearly as good at making things up as I am.
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this one time i played my roommate live stud8 for 3 ****ing hours until he ran like god as usualoh wait that was last night and i just woke up from a nap at 3:30the moral of the story is dont ****ing play live HU stud8.

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You aren't nearly as good at making things up as I am.
I have never lol'd this hard at any of your other posts, well played.
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This one time, in a 3-6 live game, I saw someone bet and the rest of the table fold. I kid you not.
to someone who did not look at there cards ?obviously a whole table of fish lol
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I think I've told this story before but it popped in my head the other day so I'll tell it again, but probably much worse.Live 1/2NL game, had to be going 3 or 4 in the morning but still had a full table and the drunks are starting to get sleepy. I was in seat 6 or 7 and to my right was an old dude, probably pushing 70, may 60 if he's lived hard. I was watching a 3 or 4 way hand that was developing into a pretty handsome pot. 2 hearts on the flop and there was some bets and calls before getting down to heads up after a brick turn. As the old man next me called an approximately half pot sized bet, I hear him mutter under his breath "I'm not feeling so good." The third heart comes on the river and as seat 2 shoves, the old man passes out face down on the table. The floor runs over and keeps on eye on the chips while me and another player start to lay the guy flat out on his back so the dealer (who is in nursing or paramedic school) can start looking him over. As we're laying him down, he kind of slips out of our hands and bumps his head (slightly) on the ground. With the slight bump, his eyes instantly shoot open, gain focus after a second or two, he then bolts semi-upright and shouts "Don't fold my hand, I think I got him!" The paramedics check him out, find nothing wrong except for a few airplane bottles of booze slipping out of his pocket, but suggest he take a ride with them to get checked out thoroughly. He refuses, proclaims a call and takes down a healthy pot with small flush. He then racks up his chips and cashes out, leaving behind a table full of players shaking their heads while laughing, and his piss-stained chair. That's right, when he passed out, he pissed himself but still sat in it long enough to drag his pot.

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I was playing $3/$6 in a local casino and a drunk guy laid his head down and threw up on the floor.We moved tables while security came over and made sure the drunk guy was okay.10 minutes later he was back playing poker with us.A waitress brought him a jack and coke before the 1st hand was over.

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I was playing $3/$6 in a local casino and a drunk guy laid his head down and threw up on the floor.We moved tables while security came over and made sure the drunk guy was okay.10 minutes later he was back playing poker with us.A waitress brought him a jack and coke before the 1st hand was over.
Probably the shrimp.I had the shrimp at the local casino once, not a pretty picture.
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a couple years ago (back in the day), playing 2/4 limit, saw a shit hand take down a nice pot (for 2/4) and laughed and said how the game was not beatable. an old asian lady who could hardly speak english and had rebought three times for 100 pointed to her stack and said "yes it is" (as her stack had about 130 in it). i laughed.

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I think I told this one before but playing live .25/.25 9 handed. I dealt the first card to everyone and dealing the second card the UTG, (who was straddling) I accidentally flipped up his 7 and exposed it. I offered to use the seven as a burn card and give him a new card but the guy next to him started taunting him and said he should play with the 7 face up. UTG agreed and every player in order said outloud, "well...I can beat a seven...I call...." So we had a straddled family pot 9 ways. I dealt the flop 7 7 x and the action went as followed...sb Checkbb CheckUTG CheckEP1 fold EP2 fold MP1 foldMP2 foldCO foldButton foldsb open folded turnbb open folded turn. We all had a good laugh when the UTG player said....did I just win a pot by checking?

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IT'S LOSE.. NOT LOOSE... IT'S LOSING... NOT LOOSING.... HOW HARD IS IT. Skjdgnksjdangksdngkajsdg!
Since you opened the grammar door.Did you quote me to fix my intentional sentence fragment?
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