Nik00117 0 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I play in a local tournament on a regular basis with some freidns (cheap buy in, top 3 get it 3 tables top 2 go to final table)Last week I was playing, didn't have a single hand all night long. So I went "Guys, I haven't seen my hand but I got pocket rockets" I really didn't see my hand at all, guy side betted me, only $5 he said he'd do $20 but I was guessing. I won And the hand too. Or tonight the first time I won in like 4 months, I could NOT LOOSE. I think out of 50-60 hands I had maybe the loosing hand 4-5 times. In fact I was such a massive chip leader towards the end I just said "I'll check until you bet" without ever seeing my hand and several times I called blind all in. The cards were on my side, ticked off my buddies a bit. It's annoying to get beaten by a person not even really playing. Link to post Share on other sites
FARGOpokerND 22 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Either you are the worst gambler ever (Taking a $5 bet on a 220:1 chance) or you make up the most ridiculous stories ever. Link to post Share on other sites
I_fold08 1 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 i call bs Link to post Share on other sites
JSpencer 0 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I play in a local tournament on a regular basis with some freidns (cheap buy in, top 3 get it 3 tables top 2 go to final table)Last week I was playing, didn't have a single hand all night long. So I went "Guys, I haven't seen my hand but I got pocket rockets" I really didn't see my hand at all, guy side betted me, only $5 he said he'd do $20 but I was guessing. I won And the hand too. Or tonight the first time I won in like 4 months, I could NOT LOOSE. I think out of 50-60 hands I had maybe the loosing hand 4-5 times. In fact I was such a massive chip leader towards the end I just said "I'll check until you bet" without ever seeing my hand and several times I called blind all in. The cards were on my side, ticked off my buddies a bit. It's annoying to get beaten by a person not even really playing.You aren't nearly as good at making things up as I am. Link to post Share on other sites
lurbz 2 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 this one time i played my roommate live stud8 for 3 ****ing hours until he ran like god as usualoh wait that was last night and i just woke up from a nap at 3:30the moral of the story is dont ****ing play live HU stud8. Link to post Share on other sites
lurbz 2 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 You aren't nearly as good at making things up as I am.I have never lol'd this hard at any of your other posts, well played. Link to post Share on other sites
sandwedge 30 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 This one time, in a 3-6 live game, I saw someone bet and the rest of the table fold. I kid you not. Link to post Share on other sites
rcgs59 15 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 This one time, in a 3-6 live game, I saw someone bet and the rest of the table fold. I kid you not.to someone who did not look at there cards ?obviously a whole table of fish lol Link to post Share on other sites
bbgun 0 Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 to someone who did not look at there cards ?obviously a whole table of fish lolFunny on so many levels... Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 I think I've told this story before but it popped in my head the other day so I'll tell it again, but probably much worse.Live 1/2NL game, had to be going 3 or 4 in the morning but still had a full table and the drunks are starting to get sleepy. I was in seat 6 or 7 and to my right was an old dude, probably pushing 70, may 60 if he's lived hard. I was watching a 3 or 4 way hand that was developing into a pretty handsome pot. 2 hearts on the flop and there was some bets and calls before getting down to heads up after a brick turn. As the old man next me called an approximately half pot sized bet, I hear him mutter under his breath "I'm not feeling so good." The third heart comes on the river and as seat 2 shoves, the old man passes out face down on the table. The floor runs over and keeps on eye on the chips while me and another player start to lay the guy flat out on his back so the dealer (who is in nursing or paramedic school) can start looking him over. As we're laying him down, he kind of slips out of our hands and bumps his head (slightly) on the ground. With the slight bump, his eyes instantly shoot open, gain focus after a second or two, he then bolts semi-upright and shouts "Don't fold my hand, I think I got him!" The paramedics check him out, find nothing wrong except for a few airplane bottles of booze slipping out of his pocket, but suggest he take a ride with them to get checked out thoroughly. He refuses, proclaims a call and takes down a healthy pot with small flush. He then racks up his chips and cashes out, leaving behind a table full of players shaking their heads while laughing, and his piss-stained chair. That's right, when he passed out, he pissed himself but still sat in it long enough to drag his pot. Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 I was playing $3/$6 in a local casino and a drunk guy laid his head down and threw up on the floor.We moved tables while security came over and made sure the drunk guy was okay.10 minutes later he was back playing poker with us.A waitress brought him a jack and coke before the 1st hand was over. Link to post Share on other sites
slink 1 Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 I was playing $3/$6 in a local casino and a drunk guy laid his head down and threw up on the floor.We moved tables while security came over and made sure the drunk guy was okay.10 minutes later he was back playing poker with us.A waitress brought him a jack and coke before the 1st hand was over.Probably the shrimp.I had the shrimp at the local casino once, not a pretty picture. Link to post Share on other sites
lurbz 2 Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 Zoomed on so my levels Link to post Share on other sites
ghostlove 0 Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 a couple years ago (back in the day), playing 2/4 limit, saw a shit hand take down a nice pot (for 2/4) and laughed and said how the game was not beatable. an old asian lady who could hardly speak english and had rebought three times for 100 pointed to her stack and said "yes it is" (as her stack had about 130 in it). i laughed. Link to post Share on other sites
BigLebowski 0 Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 This thread got entirely too serious based on how bad the OP was. Link to post Share on other sites
ghostlove 0 Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 This thread got entirely too serious based on how bad the OP was.jealous much? go ahead, if you start a thread liek this ill post in it Link to post Share on other sites
Biff Goods 0 Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 I think I told this one before but playing live .25/.25 9 handed. I dealt the first card to everyone and dealing the second card the UTG, (who was straddling) I accidentally flipped up his 7 and exposed it. I offered to use the seven as a burn card and give him a new card but the guy next to him started taunting him and said he should play with the 7 face up. UTG agreed and every player in order said outloud, "well...I can beat a seven...I call...." So we had a straddled family pot 9 ways. I dealt the flop 7 7 x and the action went as followed...sb Checkbb CheckUTG CheckEP1 fold EP2 fold MP1 foldMP2 foldCO foldButton foldsb open folded turnbb open folded turn. We all had a good laugh when the UTG player said....did I just win a pot by checking? Link to post Share on other sites
Tehtoe 3 Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 cool story bro Link to post Share on other sites
Vtlaxer09 4 Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 ITS LOSE.. NOT LOOSE... ITS LOSING... NOT LOOSING.... HOW HARD IS IT.skjdgnksjdangksdngkajsdg Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 This one time, in a 3-6 live game, I saw someone bet and the rest of the table fold. I kid you not.Tota' burrshit...nevah happen. Link to post Share on other sites
Merby 3 Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 IT'S LOSE.. NOT LOOSE... IT'S LOSING... NOT LOOSING.... HOW HARD IS IT. Skjdgnksjdangksdngkajsdg!Since you opened the grammar door.Did you quote me to fix my intentional sentence fragment? Link to post Share on other sites
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