starfit 0 Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 So my 86 year old grandparents are celebrating this special day. Just thought I would share. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Well, that's pretty darned awesome! Happy Anniversary to them! Link to post Share on other sites
GeneralGeeWhiz 0 Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Well, that's pretty darned awesome! Happy Anniversary to them! Link to post Share on other sites
solderz 0 Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Jesus Christ! 65 years! Married! To the same person! Holy Shit! Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 is your grandfather gonna get lucky tonight? Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,238 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 next up, dying Link to post Share on other sites
starfit 0 Posted August 27, 2009 Author Share Posted August 27, 2009 next up, dyingTotally tasteless. Never post in the same thread as me ever. Link to post Share on other sites
coug2828 8 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 is your grandfather gonna get lucky tonight? Link to post Share on other sites
GWCGWC 83 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Totally tasteless. Never post in the same thread as me ever.I agree. He should know you're going to sit your grandparents down at the kitchen table and show them this awesome thread you made on a poker forum. Be sure to tell them Ron Mexico has some e-issues he's trying to work out. Then explain to them that his name isn't really Ron Mexico. Good luck on explaining the e part of his e-issues. Do me a favor and ask them if it's possible to be married that long and still like the other person. Unless you have the fonts changed and they can actually read it themselves. If that's the case then, HI GRANDMA.........HI GRANDPA. Link to post Share on other sites
Tactical Bear 3 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Totally tasteless. Never post in the same thread as me ever.Hey, it's not Ron's fault that there's like a 1/500 chance your grandparents will die every time they go to sleep. I am seeking even money that they don't make their 66th anniversary. Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 9 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Totally tasteless. Never post in the same thread as me ever.Congrats to your grandparents. You should have expected responces like this by posting this here though. Think pappy will get up and make a toast and talk about the first time he stinkfingered her? Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,768 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Hey, it's not Ron's fault that there's like a 1/500 chance your grandparents will die every time they go to sleep. I am seeking even money that they don't make their 66th anniversary.Both of them, or just one? I'll take that action on grandpa. Link to post Share on other sites
GWCGWC 83 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Both of them, or just one? I'll take that action on grandpa.He's saying THEY won't make it to the 66th anniversary. He tactically gave some random odds, very calculatively(is that a word?), of 1/500 but then is willing to give an even money bet. I don't wanna kill his action here but it's a sucker bet dude. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,768 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 He's saying THEY won't make it to the 66th anniversary. He tactically gave some random odds, very calculatively(is that a word?), of 1/500 but then is willing to give an even money bet. I don't wanna kill his action here but it's a sucker bet dude.Wang knew I wasn't being serious. There wasn't even an amount mentioned. I just want to bet someone that the OP's grandpa will die for sure within the next 12 months. Link to post Share on other sites
GWCGWC 83 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Wang knew I wasn't being serious. There wasn't even an amount mentioned. I just want to bet someone that the OP's grandpa will die for sure within the next 12 months.Oh, that's just tasteless. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,768 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Oh, that's just tasteless.I know. Wang's an asshole. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 The usual assortment of e-turds derailing a perfectly decent thread.What a surprise... Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 The usual assortment of e-turds derailing a perfectly decent thread.What a surprise...Decent thread? Who comes to a poker website to post about their grandparents 65th anniversary? It's a retarded thread. While I agree at times it gets kind of intense here at OT, this was a stupid topic to post here and was just a softball pitch for half of OT to pad their stats. Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 The usual assortment of e-turds derailing a perfectly decent thread.What a surprise...I know! Right? I was really hoping to discuss this momentous occasion without all of these idiots being jerkholes.Let's get back on subject.65 years??? Wow!!! That's a long, long time. They must really hate love each other. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 The usual assortment of e-turds derailing a perfectly decent thread.What a surprise... Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 10 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Fucking Ichiro. Link to post Share on other sites
Tactical Bear 3 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 He's saying THEY won't make it to the 66th anniversary. He tactically gave some random odds, very calculatively(is that a word?), of 1/500 but then is willing to give an even money bet. I don't wanna kill his action here but it's a sucker bet dude.Actually, if the odds of one of Gramps/Grannie dying before he/she wakes up is 1/500 each night, then it's almost exactly 50/50 that one of them dies in the next 365 dies. I figured the over/under was about 1 year, and my mathematical instincts told me that 1/500 should make the math work out about right. I just ran the maths and:(499/500)^365 = about 48%, or about 52% that they don't make it. So shut the fuck up, Gramma. Just pass away silently in your sleep so I can get paid. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 you know what's tasteless is my wife's cooking am I right who's with me Link to post Share on other sites
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