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An Entirely New Use For Your Ass!


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I like the ducks and the owls, especially the owl that appears to have a whole landscape down to the knees or so. But the movement reminds me far more of a mouth than of eyes. I think a mouth opening and closing on one side and a hamburger disappearing and reappearing on the other side would not only be more realistic, but would be a nice silent way of explaining why the wearer's ass is so big.BTW, it frightens me that the guy claims to be a "mogul" making $5,000 a week off these jeans, because I fear that I'm soon going to start seeing them on people for whom they are entirely inappropriate.
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I did not click the link because my ass is not to be used for anything, thank you very much.Not even shitting. I shit from the pores of my neck.
lucky for you it goes fairly unnoticed.
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lucky for you it goes fairly unnoticed.
Except for when I want it noticed.As back in junior high when I used it for physical intimidation. To visually connote that I was angered or about to strike.They used to call me "Smelly King Cobra." After a few broken ribs and youthful soul-searching they just called me King Cobra.Now they don't call me at all, because I'm the "violent kid I used to know in junior high who shit from his neck pores."
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i heard somewhere you can hide a watch up your ass if you're ever caught as a prisoner of war in vietnam.
That's why John McCain walks like that.
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