http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqn7ILWOr_c
I like the ducks and the owls, especially the owl that appears to have a whole landscape down to the knees or so. But the movement reminds me far more of a mouth than of eyes. I think a mouth opening and closing on one side and a hamburger disappearing and reappearing on the other side would not only be more realistic, but would be a nice silent way of explaining why the wearer's ass is so big.
BTW, it frightens me that the guy claims to be a "mogul" making $5,000 a week off these jeans, because I fear that I'm soon going to start seeing them on people for whom they are entirely inappropriate.
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An Entirely New Use For Your Ass!
Started by Southern Buddhist, Aug 22 2009 11:07 AM
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Posted 22 August 2009 - 11:07 AM
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Posted 22 August 2009 - 11:51 AM
This is not at all what I had hoped for when I saw who posted it.
Hank's tenure at Soulsuckers, INC, LLC, DBA TBD, had not been long, but it had been distinguished... By drunkenness, hair-trigger violence, and a total lack of performance. I would call it a steady decline in performance, but that would imply that he performed at one point in time. In fact he had not. He was drunk.
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Posted 22 August 2009 - 12:17 PM
QUOTE (hank213 @ Saturday, August 22nd, 2009, 12:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This is not at all what I had hoped for when I saw who posted it.
indeed.
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Whatever angle it is, i am pretty sure it will be obtuse.
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I give you the gift of arousal and this is how you talk to me?
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Posted 22 August 2009 - 08:43 PM
Heh heh heh. +1 me, then.
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Posted 22 August 2009 - 08:57 PM
QUOTE (Southern Buddhist @ Saturday, August 22nd, 2009, 11:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Heh heh heh. +1 me, then.
Not until you have +1 in your ass.
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Posted 22 August 2009 - 09:10 PM
Its also a great place to stash a spare house key
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Posted 22 August 2009 - 09:28 PM
i heard somewhere you can hide a watch up your ass if you're ever caught as a prisoner of war in vietnam.
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What?
Posted 23 August 2009 - 02:27 AM
who walks like the orangutans in that video?
if you're not playing the notes in front of you it's not mozart.
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Posted 23 August 2009 - 04:11 AM
QUOTE (antistuff @ Saturday, August 22nd, 2009, 9:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i heard somewhere you can hide a watch up your ass if you're ever caught as a prisoner of war in vietnam.
Pulp Fiction?
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Posted 23 August 2009 - 04:49 PM
QUOTE (Sick Boy @ Sunday, August 23rd, 2009, 4:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Pulp Fiction?
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Oh.
Aids.
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Posted 23 August 2009 - 08:26 PM
I did not click the link because my ass is not to be used for anything, thank you very much.
Not even shitting.
I shit from the pores of my neck.
Not even shitting.
I shit from the pores of my neck.
'"Luck" is people taking the laws of probability personally, it is the excitement of bad math.'
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Posted 23 August 2009 - 08:27 PM
QUOTE (Spademan @ Sunday, August 23rd, 2009, 9:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I did not click the link because my ass is not to be used for anything, thank you very much.
Not even shitting.
I shit from the pores of my neck.
Not even shitting.
I shit from the pores of my neck.
lucky for you it goes fairly unnoticed.
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Posted 23 August 2009 - 08:37 PM
QUOTE (El Guapo @ Sunday, August 23rd, 2009, 10:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
lucky for you it goes fairly unnoticed.
Except for when I want it noticed.
As back in junior high when I used it for physical intimidation.
To visually connote that I was angered or about to strike.
They used to call me "Smelly King Cobra."
After a few broken ribs and youthful soul-searching they just called me King Cobra.
Now they don't call me at all, because I'm the "violent kid I used to know in junior high who shit from his neck pores."
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Posted 23 August 2009 - 08:40 PM
It adds a whole new meaning to the term, "you got shit in your neck."
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Posted 25 August 2009 - 06:04 PM
QUOTE (antistuff @ Saturday, August 22nd, 2009, 11:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i heard somewhere you can hide a watch up your ass if you're ever caught as a prisoner of war in vietnam.
That's why John McCain walks like that.
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Posted 25 August 2009 - 07:16 PM
Why would they choose that particular person to model the pants.
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Posted 25 August 2009 - 10:05 PM
I don't think anyone here understands: I shit from the pores of my neck.
'"Luck" is people taking the laws of probability personally, it is the excitement of bad math.'
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