Southern Buddhist 1 Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 I like the ducks and the owls, especially the owl that appears to have a whole landscape down to the knees or so. But the movement reminds me far more of a mouth than of eyes. I think a mouth opening and closing on one side and a hamburger disappearing and reappearing on the other side would not only be more realistic, but would be a nice silent way of explaining why the wearer's ass is so big.BTW, it frightens me that the guy claims to be a "mogul" making $5,000 a week off these jeans, because I fear that I'm soon going to start seeing them on people for whom they are entirely inappropriate. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,824 Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 This is not at all what I had hoped for when I saw who posted it. Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 This is not at all what I had hoped for when I saw who posted it.indeed. Link to post Share on other sites
Southern Buddhist 1 Posted August 23, 2009 Author Share Posted August 23, 2009 Heh heh heh. +1 me, then. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Heh heh heh. +1 me, then.Not until you have +1 in your ass. Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 9 Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Its also a great place to stash a spare house key Link to post Share on other sites
antistuff 0 Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 i heard somewhere you can hide a watch up your ass if you're ever caught as a prisoner of war in vietnam. Link to post Share on other sites
navybuttons 16 Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 who walks like the orangutans in that video? Link to post Share on other sites
Sick Boy 0 Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 i heard somewhere you can hide a watch up your ass if you're ever caught as a prisoner of war in vietnam.Pulp Fiction? Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,047 Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Pulp Fiction? Oh. Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I did not click the link because my ass is not to be used for anything, thank you very much.Not even shitting. I shit from the pores of my neck. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 10 Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I did not click the link because my ass is not to be used for anything, thank you very much.Not even shitting. I shit from the pores of my neck.lucky for you it goes fairly unnoticed. Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 lucky for you it goes fairly unnoticed.Except for when I want it noticed.As back in junior high when I used it for physical intimidation. To visually connote that I was angered or about to strike.They used to call me "Smelly King Cobra." After a few broken ribs and youthful soul-searching they just called me King Cobra.Now they don't call me at all, because I'm the "violent kid I used to know in junior high who shit from his neck pores." Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 10 Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 It adds a whole new meaning to the term, "you got shit in your neck." Link to post Share on other sites
hblask 1 Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 i heard somewhere you can hide a watch up your ass if you're ever caught as a prisoner of war in vietnam.That's why John McCain walks like that. Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 49 Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Why would they choose that particular person to model the pants. Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 I don't think anyone here understands: I shit from the pores of my neck. Link to post Share on other sites
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