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#1 qyayqi

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Posted 19 August 2009 - 11:23 AM

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then take them in for recycling.
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 11:37 AM

View Postqyayqi, on Wednesday, August 19th, 2009, 12:23 PM, said:

torn in to its hide: 'fearall cows'.
I got goosebumps.A++
Homer: Moe, I need your advice.
Moe: Yeah?
Homer: See, I got this friend named... Joey Jo Jo... Junior... Shabadoo.
Moe: That's the worst name I ever heard.

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Posted 19 August 2009 - 11:39 AM

homerun.

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Posted 19 August 2009 - 11:42 AM

Not bad for a blatant Dostoyevsky ripoffB-
"We had all the momentum. We were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look west, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark, that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back." —Raoul Duke, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas

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Posted 19 August 2009 - 11:57 AM

cows are somewhere in between the worst and beeessssssstttttt
there were no special effects, no special effects.

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Posted 19 August 2009 - 11:58 AM

View PostMercury69, on Wednesday, August 19th, 2009, 12:42 PM, said:

Not bad for a blatant Dostoyevsky ripoffB-
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 12:05 PM

View PostMercury69, on Wednesday, August 19th, 2009, 12:42 PM, said:

Not bad for a blatant Dostoyevsky ripoffB-
Now you're just trying too hard.

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Posted 19 August 2009 - 12:13 PM

I smiled!
FORMERLY: chek - raise (ps)
FORMERLY: CrazyZeke (ftp)

sheets: sick hold
BKiCe (observer): gl chek - raise

hishga [observer]: shulda gone with the chek approach
hishga [observer]: fold everything


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Posted 19 August 2009 - 12:23 PM

View PostEl Guapo, on Wednesday, August 19th, 2009, 4:05 PM, said:

Now you're just trying too hard.
It's The Brothers Karamazov, with more cows and less drinking
"We had all the momentum. We were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look west, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark, that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back." —Raoul Duke, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas

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Posted 19 August 2009 - 12:56 PM

I was in St Petersburg and at the Yusupov Palace we saw the place Rasputin was killed.They had a really corny room set up with a wax figure of old Grigory at the bottom of a claustrophobic decent through a smaller than normal stairway.The dust covered display was made with half measured effort and obviously lacked in any care to the historical accuracy to the story of Rasputin, because they didn't even mention the cows.
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 04:22 PM

Posted Image2 snaps up, z formation!
QUOTE (El Guapo @ Thursday, April 30th, 2009, 10:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Whatever angle it is, i am pretty sure it will be obtuse.


QUOTE (David_Sklansky @ Thursday, February 12th, 2009, 7:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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#12 speedz99

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Posted 19 August 2009 - 04:32 PM

Not that it matters to any reasonable human being, but it's three snaps. The best you could do with two snaps would be an L formation. Although maybe a V formation would be preferable depending on the circumstances.
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 04:44 PM

and then what happened?
QUOTE (Tactical Bear @ Monday, June 15th, 2009, 9:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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#14 speedz99

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Posted 19 August 2009 - 04:49 PM

What do you mean what happened? That's the end.
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 04:53 PM

how can that be the ending? what kind of ending is that? what happened to the cow with the wet horns?
QUOTE (Tactical Bear @ Monday, June 15th, 2009, 9:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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#16 speedz99

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Posted 19 August 2009 - 04:56 PM

I don't know, maybe he went home and celebrated with a couple of people burgers.
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 05:01 PM

View Postspeedz99, on Wednesday, August 19th, 2009, 5:56 PM, said:

I don't know, maybe he went home and celebrated with a couple of people burgers.
i think they call them orangutanburgers
there were no special effects, no special effects.

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Posted 19 August 2009 - 05:04 PM

geez q, that ending sucks. why don't you make is so that the cow with the wet horns goes home, shoots his father, and runs away, and joins the texas rangers! how about that?
QUOTE (Tactical Bear @ Monday, June 15th, 2009, 9:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Anybody who dies of Swine Flu is just a faggot.

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Posted 19 August 2009 - 10:17 PM

Rasputin saved Lisa's life.Posted ImageEd & Ted escorted Lisa from the cafe.Posted ImageOne cow appeared in the town.Posted ImagePosted ImageThen more.Posted ImageA shadowy figure came to the rescue!Posted ImageHe gave good advice:Posted ImageRasputin saved all but himself.Posted Image

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Posted 20 August 2009 - 02:00 AM

Bravo Q :club:

View Postspeedz99, on Wednesday, August 19th, 2009, 5:32 PM, said:

Not that it matters to any reasonable human being, but it's three snaps. The best you could do with two snaps would be an L formation. Although maybe a V formation would be preferable depending on the circumstances.
Yeah, and technically "Wu Tang Clain ain't nuthin' ta **** wit" would translate into "The Wu Tang Clan, is indeed something to be ****ed with"....
QUOTE (El Guapo @ Thursday, April 30th, 2009, 10:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Whatever angle it is, i am pretty sure it will be obtuse.


QUOTE (David_Sklansky @ Thursday, February 12th, 2009, 7:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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