Time's Top 10 Electric Guitarists
#1
Posted 15 August 2009 - 10:29 AM
Supposedly, this is a tribute to Les Paul.
It’s pretty hard to **** up a top ten list this badly, you have to really work hard.
Putting Slash at number 2 is a good start.
Leaving off Eddie Van Halen gets you very close to home.
This entry though seals the deal.
Yngwie Malmsteen
The Swede’s superfast “neo-Classical” style —he credits Bach and Paganini as influences—is a blur of scales and technical precision. It almost makes you forget that the great bulk of his music is so fast that it’s unlistenable.
Uh, if most of his music is unlistenable, then he isn’t a very good guitar player. This isn’t Guitar Hero - you don’t get masturbation points.
#2
Posted 15 August 2009 - 11:17 AM
Van Halen and even Randy Rhoads revolutionized metal. I guess nobody cares though.
#3
Posted 15 August 2009 - 11:25 AM
The sound-obsessed Van Halen makes even simple lines sound like towering chorales and pioneered all kinds of tricks, such as fingers hammering the fretboard. Van Halen sought something different from his rock peers: music that was defiantly arty, but never so much so that it lost touch with devastating hooks.
I guess I was right, nobody cares.
#4
Posted 15 August 2009 - 11:37 AM
...but that Time list is just stoopid. No EVH and no SRV kills it.
#5
Posted 15 August 2009 - 11:49 AM
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#6
Posted 15 August 2009 - 01:21 PM
#7
Posted 17 August 2009 - 08:33 AM
Frank Zappa
Justin Hayward (Moody Blues)
Danny Gatton
Jimmy Page
Mick Ronson (Bowie, Stones, Rolling Thunder Revue, etc)
Adrian Belew (Talking Heads, Bowie, Zappa, etc)
Kurt Cobain
#8
Posted 17 August 2009 - 08:41 AM
Les Paul himself would never place his name in consideration as a top 10 electric guitarist of all time, that's just absurd. Chuck Berry's ego would claim that he's top 10, but there's no effing way.
Johnny Ramone? C'mon now.
Add Tom Morello, add Randy Rhoads, add Kirk Hammett, and the fact that EVH and SRV aren't on the list automatically invalidates it.
#9
Posted 17 August 2009 - 08:56 AM
#10
Posted 17 August 2009 - 09:02 AM
Not to mention super GD difficult.
#11
Posted 17 August 2009 - 09:30 AM
SRV is an obvious choice to be in the top 10.
Joey? While he was a master at 3 chords I don't think top 10 material.
YM, yuck.
I am a huge Satriani fan and I would put him maybe 15-20.
Kirk Hammett was who inspired me to play guitar some 21 years ago and I still would not put him in top 10.
Tom Morello is a top 10 guitarist imo.
Jeff Beck as well.
Never was a big Van Halen fan but him not being in the top 10 is ridic.
This post would be better and more thought out if people would stop coming into my office...
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#12
Posted 17 August 2009 - 09:56 AM
I can almost accept Chuck Berry on a top ten or twenty list because of the influence he had on all of rock & rolll as well as R&B. He really helped establish and define how R&R riffs were written and how the guitar was used in modern music. Add in the fact that he had a racial barrier to overcome.
#13
Posted 17 August 2009 - 10:26 AM
#14
Posted 17 August 2009 - 10:56 AM
#15
Posted 17 August 2009 - 11:08 AM
#16
Posted 17 August 2009 - 11:13 AM
why no ry cooder on the list?
#17
Posted 17 August 2009 - 11:16 AM
Not sure if this is a level, but he is talking about the scene from the movie where Steve Vai plays the Devil's Guitarist in a Guitar battle for Souls...
...but come to think of it I think there is a ton of Ry Cooder on the soundtrack
#18
Posted 17 August 2009 - 11:17 AM
ummm, ok.
ry cooder played all the "maccio" guitar parts and owns vai's soul. in real life, and in the movie.
#19
Posted 17 August 2009 - 11:20 AM
ry cooder played all the "maccio" guitar parts and owns vai's soul. in real life, and in the movie.
Agreed. Forgot about Ry Cooder's involvement in the Movie
...but I think Arlen Roth played a lot of Maccio's guitar parts.
#20
Posted 17 August 2009 - 11:27 AM
Also fwiw, Steve Vai played Macchio's classical parts, Cooder played the blues......so Vai really owned his own soul at the end.
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