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Ive seen a few sexually charged adds from other countries (I can think of the Guiness gangbang ad) actually makes me glad that I dont have to see that regularly. Do I really want to see that in the middle of a baseball game? I dont know, I guess its just stupid to me.

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Ive seen a few sexually charged adds from other countries (I can think of the Guiness gangbang ad) actually makes me glad that I dont have to see that regularly. Do I really want to see that in the middle of a baseball game? I dont know, I guess its just stupid to me.
Or you have your parents over and have to sit through that stuff in super awkward silence.
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Or you try to explain it to your 9 and 6 year old sons.Right now I'm busy trying to deflect questions about Cialis commercials that run every fucking break during a baseball game.
Well according to golf commercials every man in America is impotent, cant manage their money, and, God damn it, has to pee!!
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So Sprite tastes like semen. Got it.
That was my second thought -- do I really want to drink that product anymore after seeing that ad? (Open Sprite, move toward mouth, commercial pops into head -- "hey, get that thing away from me!")My first thought was no, that's not appropriate for TV. It's barely even appropriate for a porn movie.
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That was my second thought -- do I really want to drink that product anymore after seeing that ad? (Open Sprite, move toward mouth, commercial pops into head -- "hey, get that thing away from me!")My first thought was no, that's not appropriate for TV. It's barely even appropriate for a porn movie.
Do you live in the 1950's? Get with the program, GRAMPA!!
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I'll tell you the commercial they'd like to do, if they could, and I guarantee you, if they could, they'd do this, right here. Here's the woman's face, beautiful. Camera pulls back, naked breast. Camera pulls back, she's totally naked. Legs apart. Two fingers, right here, and it just says, "Drink Coke." ...Damned if I'm not buying these products! My teeth are rotting out of my head, I'm glued to the television, I'm as big as a fucking couch. "More Snickers, more Coke!"
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im hungry
I'm thirsty. Anybody got a Sprite?
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