avsfan 0 Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Because that shittttttttt isssss sooooooooo adult! Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 If they don't have a "knowing is half the battle" at the end of the movie, I'm going to demand my money back. Link to post Share on other sites
avsfan 0 Posted July 16, 2009 Author Share Posted July 16, 2009 omg. That is my favorite York post ever! dude! Awesome! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pdxf8QgqBLE Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 20 Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 If they don't have a "knowing is half the battle" at the end of the movie, I'm going to demand my money back.If you pay any money to watch this movie, you should demand your brain back. Link to post Share on other sites
avsfan 0 Posted July 16, 2009 Author Share Posted July 16, 2009 If you pay any money to watch this movie, you should demand your brain back.Oh man.....I am loving these comments! G.I. Joe! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxFqpSnl81sfwiw though Dennis Quiad is a solid Guy and if they focus on the drama between storm shadow and snake eyes...... Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 If you pay any money to watch this movie, you should demand your brain back.lol...The tagline for this movie should be; "Homoeroticism has never been fetishized like THIS!" Link to post Share on other sites
avsfan 0 Posted July 16, 2009 Author Share Posted July 16, 2009 zingggggggggggg! Another one knocked out of the park! WTG! Mercury! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMuQfxFEnKM...feature=related Link to post Share on other sites
TheWynn 0 Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Who is playing snake eyes or is he in the movie? He was the shit. Link to post Share on other sites
Moneyball16 0 Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 This looks pretty shitty except for Sienna Miller. She is so ****ing hot. Link to post Share on other sites
Moneyball16 0 Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Who is playing snake eyes or is he in the movie? He was the shit. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0661917/The guy that played Darth Maul in Episode I, Headless horseman in Sleepy Hollow, Toad in X-Men. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0661917/The guy that played Darth Maul in Episode I, Headless horseman in Sleepy Hollow, Toad in X-Men.They really don't like his face huh? Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 10 Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 If you pay any money to watch this movie, you should demand your brain back.Why do you keep insisting on ruining things for me from my childhood? Let me think I am going to like this, before I see it and hate it. Link to post Share on other sites
powerpoker 0 Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 They really don't like his face huh?LOL, this made me chuckle Link to post Share on other sites
avsfan 0 Posted July 17, 2009 Author Share Posted July 17, 2009 Why do you keep insisting on ruining things for me from my childhood? Let me think I am going to like this, before I see it and hate it.Don't give up hope. The GI Joe franchise has been excellent at doing unexpectedly quality things, like the whole snakes eyes storm shadow drama they put in there comics. Another plus is casting Randy Quaid....so this could be a unexpectedly good time. hmmmm, actually this should be a awesome good time! Goooooo Joe! Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Don't give up hope. The GI Joe franchise has been excellent at doing unexpectedly quality things, like the whole snakes eyes storm shadow drama they put in there comics. Another plus is casting Randy Quaid....so this could be a unexpectedly good time. hmmmm, actually this should be a awesome good time! Goooooo Joe!The other day I had my genitals electrocuted while people pressed lit cigars into my flesh. But it was done by Randy Quaid, so it felt good. Link to post Share on other sites
avsfan 0 Posted July 17, 2009 Author Share Posted July 17, 2009 he is sooooooo awesome. he can touch my nuts. seriously, that dude is solidddddddd. I couldn't imagine going threw the shit he has been threw. Randy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 20 Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 El Guapo, do not read the following: This movie isn't as bad as you thought it will be. No, it's actually a lot worse. Read on. Okay, here is the main thing you need to know about "G.I. JOE." If you are, or ever have been, a fan of the cartoon, the comics, or the toys, which all basically tie together, then this live-action version will ruin any fond memory that you have of that history. I repeat, it WILL RUIN ANY FOND MEMORY!!!! And I mean FOREVER! You will see and hear things that you can't un-see or un-hear. You will be scarred!! [plot details omitted]This movie was so damn awful, it was hard to even write this, as I had to relive it. I would flog Stephen Sommers and the writers if given the opportunity. This movie was so bad, I thought it was almost over and I looked at my watch and it had only been an hour!!! I literally said out loud, "God, please, let this movie end!" It was that painful! It has very little connection to anything that you will remember from your childhood. What it is, is a slap in the face and a complete aberration to what I would consider G.I. Joe. I actually regret seeing this movie and only wrote this to stave off the disappointment you will also feel as a result. These bastards are planning a trilogy for this story. Please DO NOT SEE THIS FILM! If it does well, it will only embolden them to make that happen. If it fails miserably, maybe a reboot can happen in 5 plus years. What a total failure of a movie. Say NO to G.I. JOE. Now, this is only one man's opinion, but note the first line: "not as bad as you thought it will be." (Shouldn't that be "would be?") When this movie was test screened, it got the worst ratings in the history of the studio.But...here's what I think will happen. People will see it anyway expecting an abortion of a movie, will instead get a very bad movie, and the movie will have exceeded their expectations thus tricking them into thinking it was ok. Link to post Share on other sites
avsfan 0 Posted July 17, 2009 Author Share Posted July 17, 2009 noooooooooooo :(I loved the comics! Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 People will see it anyway expecting an abortion of a movie, will instead get a very bad movie,Oh, god, isn't it the worse when that happens!It's so much better when you expect a really bad movie and instead get an abortion of a movie.For instance, the other day my friend and I saw, "I love you, Beth Cooper." We were bored and really wanted to see a bad movie to make fun of. What we got was so much worse than anything we could have anticipated. It's as if the director hired a brilliant think tank of major studio executives, other directors, writers, film critics, and film teachers. The job of this think tank was to go through the script, line by line, direction by direction, and find those parts that could, in some crazy world, be considered vaguely decent. They were to then immediately cross those parts out and instead hire a drunken chimpanzee on meth to hurl feces at a typewriter until it hit enough vowels and periods to come close to a sentence. Someone would then find the closest actual English sentence to the chimp's fecal writing, and that sentence would be put into the script.Like, wow. Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 20 Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Like, wow.I like it when you hate movies.I'm going to start recommending horrible movies to you under the guise of underrated gems.Edit: Lily, please ignore that second sentence. Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 The other day I had my genitals electrocuted while people pressed lit cigars into my flesh. But it was done by Randy Quaid, so it felt good.fyi, that ruins the flavour of the cigarEven the cuban onesReally too bad they couldn't get Will Ferrell in this moveie, cause I will see any movie with Will Ferrell Link to post Share on other sites
avsfan 0 Posted July 18, 2009 Author Share Posted July 18, 2009 G.iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Joe is there! FuCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCke.rSSS! Link to post Share on other sites
avsfan 0 Posted July 29, 2009 Author Share Posted July 29, 2009 G.I. Joe is there.............. Link to post Share on other sites
antistuff 0 Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 im going to go see this tonight.damnit its not out yet. Link to post Share on other sites
Bshealey786 0 Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 I have no clue what to think of this movie. I really hope its good, and it kind of looks good....but at the same time looks like it could also be really bad. GO JOE! Link to post Share on other sites
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