HighwayStar 8 Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 PokerStars Game #30363470230: Tournament #176962918, $25.00+$2.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level XV (300/600) - 2009/07/12 5:58:20 WET [2009/07/12 0:58:20 ET]Table '176962918 12' 9-max Seat #4 is the buttonSeat 1: dangaveyou (11475 in chips) Seat 2: protein3 (8586 in chips) Seat 3: rileyrose1 (8455 in chips) Seat 4: SLK500 (14388 in chips) Seat 5: bdubs421 (6000 in chips) Seat 6: JerseyRU (7700 in chips) Seat 7: bedias (11180 in chips) Seat 8: LuckyKuhn (6395 in chips) Seat 9: Blue Baboon (4440 in chips) dangaveyou: posts the ante 70protein3: posts the ante 70rileyrose1: posts the ante 70SLK500: posts the ante 70bdubs421: posts the ante 70JerseyRU: posts the ante 70bedias: posts the ante 70LuckyKuhn: posts the ante 70Blue Baboon: posts the ante 70bdubs421: posts small blind 300JerseyRU: posts big blind 600*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to Blue Baboon [Js Ad]bedias: folds LuckyKuhn: folds Blue Baboon: raises 3770 to 4370 and is all-indangaveyou: folds protein3: folds rileyrose1: folds SLK500: folds bdubs421: calls 4070JerseyRU: folds *** FLOP *** [Ks 3s Qs]*** TURN *** [Ks 3s Qs] [8c]*** RIVER *** [Ks 3s Qs 8c] [7d]*** SHOW DOWN ***bdubs421: shows [Jh Kh] (a pair of Kings)Blue Baboon: shows [Js Ad] (high card Ace)bdubs421 collected 9970 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 9970 | Rake 0 Board [Ks 3s Qs 8c 7d]Seat 1: dangaveyou folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: protein3 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: rileyrose1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: SLK500 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: bdubs421 (small blind) showed [Jh Kh] and won (9970) with a pair of KingsSeat 6: JerseyRU (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 7: bedias folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: LuckyKuhn folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: Blue Baboon showed [Js Ad] and lost with high card Aceso sick of this ****ing bullshit, every time I go deep in a ****ing tournament some idiot cocksucking ****faced ************ calls off like this and bad beats me**** poker Link to post Share on other sites
Tehtoe 3 Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 You have no ****ing idea dude, look at this ****ing bullshit. This hand is basically for all the chips and obviously i get rivered by this ****ing ******* piece of **** when he makes a terrible isolation raise. Like these ****ing monkeys just click buttons and get rewarded with these horrific suckouts. I'm so ****ing sick of it.PokerStars Game #30349366773: Tournament #176962400, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (200/400) - 2009/07/11 15:22:54 CT [2009/07/11 16:22:54 ET]Table '176962400 13' 9-max Seat #1 is the buttonSeat 1: pkrtxs (8116 in chips) Seat 2: leninfield (22016 in chips) Seat 3: CryMe@River5 (11053 in chips) Seat 4: turataika (15207 in chips) Seat 5: mystique12 (19300 in chips) Seat 7: RandALLin (12184 in chips) Seat 8: skully92 (5000 in chips) Seat 9: PAAF2009 (20670 in chips) pkrtxs: posts the ante 50leninfield: posts the ante 50CryMe@River5: posts the ante 50turataika: posts the ante 50mystique12: posts the ante 50RandALLin: posts the ante 50skully92: posts the ante 50PAAF2009: posts the ante 50leninfield: posts small blind 200CryMe@River5: posts big blind 400*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to skully92 [As Kc]turataika: raises 650 to 1050mystique12: folds RandALLin: folds skully92: raises 3900 to 4950 and is all-inPAAF2009: folds pkrtxs: raises 3116 to 8066 and is all-inleninfield: folds CryMe@River5: folds turataika: folds Uncalled bet (3116) returned to pkrtxs*** FLOP *** [6h 3d 7h]*** TURN *** [6h 3d 7h] [3s]*** RIVER *** [6h 3d 7h 3s] [Qs]*** SHOW DOWN ***skully92: shows [As Kc] (a pair of Threes)pkrtxs: shows [Qh Jd] (two pair, Queens and Threes)pkrtxs collected 11950 from potLefty McDog is connected *** SUMMARY ***Total pot 11950 | Rake 0 Board [6h 3d 7h 3s Qs]Seat 1: pkrtxs (button) showed [Qh Jd] and won (11950) with two pair, Queens and ThreesSeat 2: leninfield (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 3: CryMe@River5 (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 4: turataika folded before FlopSeat 5: mystique12 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: RandALLin folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: skully92 showed [As Kc] and lost with a pair of ThreesSeat 9: PAAF2009 folded before Flop (didn't bet)You're just losing standard hands, stop ****ing whining Link to post Share on other sites
HighwayStar 8 Posted July 12, 2009 Author Share Posted July 12, 2009 dude go **** yourself you arrogant crock of shit. Link to post Share on other sites
Ko8e34 0 Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Look at this bull****. This ******** calls me and the other guy capping with ****ing 78. On the flop you call with 2nd pair? WHAT THE **** ARE YOU THINKING? I CAN NEVER WIN A GOD****ING ONLINE TOURNAMENT BECAUSE OF THESE LITTLE ****S.PokerStars Game #30363343601: Tournament #176962061, $30+$3 HORSE (Hold'em Limit) - Level I (50/100) - 2009/07/11 21:51:31 PT [2009/07/12 0:51:31 ET]Table '176962061 7' 8-max Seat #4 is the buttonSeat 1: gooseherder (3000 in chips) is sitting outSeat 2: GeoJuggle3 (2900 in chips) Seat 3: batu cro (2150 in chips) Seat 4: texaggie1987 (4525 in chips) Seat 5: voga-68 (3000 in chips) out of hand (moved from another table into small blind)Seat 6: Bati99 (3750 in chips) is sitting outSeat 7: BD.BRAY (2500 in chips) Seat 8: ko8e34 (2900 in chips) Bati99: posts small blind 25BD.BRAY: posts big blind 50*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to ko8e34 [6h 6c]ko8e34: raises 50 to 100gooseherder: folds GeoJuggle3: folds batu cro: folds gooseherder has returnedtexaggie1987: raises 50 to 150Bati99: folds BD.BRAY: calls 100ko8e34: calls 50*** FLOP *** [Qs 6d 8c]BD.BRAY: checks ko8e34: bets 50texaggie1987: raises 50 to 100BD.BRAY: calls 100ko8e34: raises 50 to 150texaggie1987: raises 50 to 200Betting is cappedBD.BRAY: calls 100ko8e34: calls 50*** TURN *** [Qs 6d 8c] [8d]BD.BRAY: checks ko8e34: bets 100texaggie1987: calls 100BD.BRAY: raises 100 to 200ko8e34: raises 100 to 300texaggie1987: folds BD.BRAY: calls 100*** RIVER *** [Qs 6d 8c 8d] [Qd]BD.BRAY: checks ko8e34: checks *** SHOW DOWN ***BD.BRAY: shows [8s 7c] (a full house, Eights full of Queens)ko8e34: mucks hand BD.BRAY collected 1775 from potko8e34 said, "lmao"*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 1775 | Rake 0 Board [Qs 6d 8c 8d Qd]Seat 1: gooseherder folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: GeoJuggle3 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: batu cro folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: texaggie1987 (button) folded on the TurnSeat 6: Bati99 (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 7: BD.BRAY (big blind) showed [8s 7c] and won (1775) with a full house, Eights full of QueensSeat 8: ko8e34 mucked [6h 6c] Link to post Share on other sites
Tehtoe 3 Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Look at this bull****. This ******** calls me and the other guy capping with ****ing 78. On the flop you call with 2nd pair? WHAT THE **** ARE YOU THINKING? I CAN NEVER WIN A GOD****ING ONLINE TOURNAMENT BECAUSE OF THESE LITTLE ****S.PokerStars Game #30363343601: Tournament #176962061, $30+$3 HORSE (Hold'em Limit) - Level I (50/100) - 2009/07/11 21:51:31 PT [2009/07/12 0:51:31 ET]Table '176962061 7' 8-max Seat #4 is the buttonSeat 1: gooseherder (3000 in chips) is sitting outSeat 2: GeoJuggle3 (2900 in chips) Seat 3: batu cro (2150 in chips) Seat 4: texaggie1987 (4525 in chips) Seat 5: voga-68 (3000 in chips) out of hand (moved from another table into small blind)Seat 6: Bati99 (3750 in chips) is sitting outSeat 7: BD.BRAY (2500 in chips) Seat 8: ko8e34 (2900 in chips) Bati99: posts small blind 25BD.BRAY: posts big blind 50*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to ko8e34 [6h 6c]ko8e34: raises 50 to 100gooseherder: folds GeoJuggle3: folds batu cro: folds gooseherder has returnedtexaggie1987: raises 50 to 150Bati99: folds BD.BRAY: calls 100ko8e34: calls 50*** FLOP *** [Qs 6d 8c]BD.BRAY: checks ko8e34: bets 50texaggie1987: raises 50 to 100BD.BRAY: calls 100ko8e34: raises 50 to 150texaggie1987: raises 50 to 200Betting is cappedBD.BRAY: calls 100ko8e34: calls 50*** TURN *** [Qs 6d 8c] [8d]BD.BRAY: checks ko8e34: bets 100texaggie1987: calls 100BD.BRAY: raises 100 to 200ko8e34: raises 100 to 300texaggie1987: folds BD.BRAY: calls 100*** RIVER *** [Qs 6d 8c 8d] [Qd]BD.BRAY: checks ko8e34: checks *** SHOW DOWN ***BD.BRAY: shows [8s 7c] (a full house, Eights full of Queens)ko8e34: mucks hand BD.BRAY collected 1775 from potko8e34 said, "lmao"*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 1775 | Rake 0 Board [Qs 6d 8c 8d Qd]Seat 1: gooseherder folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: GeoJuggle3 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: batu cro folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: texaggie1987 (button) folded on the TurnSeat 6: Bati99 (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 7: BD.BRAY (big blind) showed [8s 7c] and won (1775) with a full house, Eights full of QueensSeat 8: ko8e34 mucked [6h 6c]he played that hand 100% fine you moron, you guys don't realize what it's ****ing like to suffer all this **** in multitable tournaments day after ****ing day.Also it's limit hold'em so statisically bad beats are more likely to occur Link to post Share on other sites
HighwayStar 8 Posted July 12, 2009 Author Share Posted July 12, 2009 LOL limit hold em. Own fault for playing that stupid ****ing game. Link to post Share on other sites
FARGOpokerND 22 Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 This shit happens every ****ing time I play a ****ing hand. This ****ing shit is ****ing ridiculous and I swear you tourney donks think you have things bad but I lose more than every one of you ****s on a daily basis.***** Hand History for Game 13336878270 ***** (Full Tilt)$100.00 USD PL Texas Hold'em - Saturday, July 11, 08:54:30 ET 2009Table Move (6 max) (Real Money)Seat 4 is the buttonSeat 1: PokerSweetie123 ( $147.75 USD )Seat 2: Oreily ( $188.20 USD )Seat 3: lolpsg ( $87.15 USD )Seat 4: fist704 ( $96.45 USD )Seat 5: johnnypoker37 ( $88.50 USD )Seat 6: DragonzPlay ( $100.00 USD )johnnypoker37 posts small blind [$0.50 USD].DragonzPlay posts big blind [$1.00 USD].** Dealing down cards **Dealt to PokerSweetie123 [ Kh Ad ]PokerSweetie123 raises [$3.50 USD]Oreily foldslolpsg raises [$12.00 USD]fist704 foldsjohnnypoker37 foldsDragonzPlay foldsPokerSweetie123 raises [$31.50 USD]lolpsg raises [$75.15 USD]PokerSweetie123 calls [$52.15 USD]lolpsg shows [Ah, Qs ]PokerSweetie123 shows [Kh, Ad ]** Dealing Flop ** [ 8d, 3d, 9s ]** Dealing Turn ** [ Qh ]** Dealing River ** [ Qc ]lolpsg wins $172.80 USD from main pot Link to post Share on other sites
babylondonks 5 Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 ****ing hell this ****ing ****** thinks he can ****ing win and I get him against thoser ****ing ropes like the cuntsucking bastard that he is and then he ****ing prays and the goddamn shit****ing bullshit gods alwayds ****ing reward their plauy/. They suck and none of you goddamn ****ers know what its really like to runbad. Seriously I can't believe this ****ing shit bloody hell why does god hate me this ****ing game is riggedFull Tilt Poker Game #13345447396: Table Ride (heads up) - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 10:23:51 ET - 2009/07/12Seat 1: FCPbaby ($52.35)Seat 2: Solidar ($59.45)Solidar posts the small blind of $0.25FCPbaby posts the big blind of $0.50The button is in seat #2*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to FCPbaby [Kh As]Solidar raises to $1.50FCPbaby raises to $5Solidar raises to $15FCPbaby raises to $52.35, and is all inSolidar calls $37.35FCPbaby shows [Kh As]Solidar shows [Qd Ah]*** FLOP *** [Qh 4c Qs]*** TURN *** [Qh 4c Qs] [6h]*** RIVER *** [Qh 4c Qs 6h] [2h]FCPbaby shows a pair of QueensSolidar shows three of a kind, QueensSolidar wins the pot ($104.20) with three of a kind, QueensFCPbaby adds $50*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $104.70 | Rake $0.50Board: [Qh 4c Qs 6h 2h]Seat 1: FCPbaby (big blind) showed [Kh As] and lost with a pair of QueensSeat 2: Solidar (small blind) showed [Qd Ah] and won ($104.20) with three of a kind, Queens Link to post Share on other sites
babylondonks 5 Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 OH NEVERMIND THIS ****ING GAME IS STILL REALLY RIGGED AND THE SITES ****ING HATE ME BUT I'M BETTER THAN THEM. I OVERCOME BECAUSE I'M MOTHER****ING GODS GIFT TO POKER YOU DICKS AND ASSHOLES JUST COME AND TRY ME.Full Tilt Poker Game #13345599183: Table Ride (heads up) - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 10:37:20 ET - 2009/07/12Seat 1: FCPbaby ($82.90)Seat 2: Solidar ($83.25)FCPbaby posts the small blind of $0.25Solidar posts the big blind of $0.50The button is in seat #1*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to FCPbaby [Tc Ac]FCPbaby raises to $1.50Solidar raises to $5FCPbaby has 15 seconds left to actFCPbaby calls $3.50*** FLOP *** [Js 6s 8d]Solidar bets $10FCPbaby calls $10*** TURN *** [Js 6s 8d] [Ad]Solidar bets $68.25, and is all inFCPbaby calls $67.90, and is all inSolidar shows [4s 4c]FCPbaby shows [Tc Ac]Uncalled bet of $0.35 returned to Solidar*** RIVER *** [Js 6s 8d Ad] [Qs]Solidar shows a pair of FoursFCPbaby shows a pair of AcesFCPbaby wins the pot ($165.30) with a pair of AcesSolidar stands up*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $165.80 | Rake $0.50Board: [Js 6s 8d Ad Qs]Seat 1: FCPbaby (small blind) showed [Tc Ac] and won ($165.30) with a pair of AcesSeat 2: Solidar (big blind) showed [4s 4c] and lost with a pair of Fours Link to post Share on other sites
HighwayStar 8 Posted July 12, 2009 Author Share Posted July 12, 2009 learn to fold, donkface Link to post Share on other sites
babylondonks 5 Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 ONLY A ****ING BRIT COULD SAY THAT WHY DON'T ONE OF YOUR BRIT****ING BROKEN TEETH HIPPY MONTYPYTHON****ING MOTHERLOVING****FACES COME TO MY ****ING COUNTRY AND SHOW YOUR BUTTUGLY FACES WHERE YOU'D SEE WHAT REAL ****ING MEN ARE MADE OF YOU TARDHOLE.Anyways, if I folded nobody would see how ****ing lucky they always get when they play against me. Jesus christ your thick. Link to post Share on other sites
Tehtoe 3 Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 No one cares about cash games ***s Link to post Share on other sites
JSpencer 0 Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 I like this thread. Link to post Share on other sites
babylondonks 5 Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 No one cares about cash games ***sStop trying to ****ing gain your bloody shitty attention you motherless whore nobody gives a flying **** about donkaments their the sandy cunts of the world you dickhead.I ****ing like this stupid goddamn shitface thread because it reminds me of how ****ing unlucky I am because of those goddamn pricksucking ****s.FY****ingP Link to post Share on other sites
JSpencer 0 Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Stop trying to ****ing gain your bloody shitty attention you motherless whore nobody gives a flying **** about donkaments their the sandy cunts of the world you dickhead.FY****ingPPie.... Link to post Share on other sites
Tehtoe 3 Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Stop trying to ****ing gain your bloody shitty attention you motherless whore nobody gives a flying **** about donkaments their the sandy cunts of the world you dickhead.You're just bitter because you're ****ing awful at ****ing tournaments. You're just a bitter **** that you're as bad as the people in these HHs yet don't ****ing bink people like they do, so shut the **** up. Link to post Share on other sites
solderz 0 Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 PokerStars Game #30363470230: Tournament #176962918, $25.00+$2.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level XV (300/600) - 2009/07/12 5:58:20 WET [2009/07/12 0:58:20 ET]Table '176962918 12' 9-max Seat #4 is the buttonSeat 1: dangaveyou (11475 in chips) Seat 2: protein3 (8586 in chips) Seat 3: rileyrose1 (8455 in chips) Seat 4: SLK500 (14388 in chips) Seat 5: bdubs421 (6000 in chips) Seat 6: JerseyRU (7700 in chips) Seat 7: bedias (11180 in chips) Seat 8: LuckyKuhn (6395 in chips) Seat 9: Blue Baboon (4440 in chips) dangaveyou: posts the ante 70protein3: posts the ante 70rileyrose1: posts the ante 70SLK500: posts the ante 70bdubs421: posts the ante 70JerseyRU: posts the ante 70bedias: posts the ante 70LuckyKuhn: posts the ante 70Blue Baboon: posts the ante 70bdubs421: posts small blind 300JerseyRU: posts big blind 600*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to Blue Baboon [Js Ad]bedias: folds LuckyKuhn: folds Blue Baboon: raises 3770 to 4370 and is all-indangaveyou: folds protein3: folds rileyrose1: folds SLK500: folds bdubs421: calls 4070JerseyRU: folds *** FLOP *** [Ks 3s Qs]*** TURN *** [Ks 3s Qs] [8c]*** RIVER *** [Ks 3s Qs 8c] [7d]*** SHOW DOWN ***bdubs421: shows [Jh Kh] (a pair of Kings)Blue Baboon: shows [Js Ad] (high card Ace)bdubs421 collected 9970 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 9970 | Rake 0 Board [Ks 3s Qs 8c 7d]Seat 1: dangaveyou folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: protein3 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: rileyrose1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: SLK500 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: bdubs421 (small blind) showed [Jh Kh] and won (9970) with a pair of KingsSeat 6: JerseyRU (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 7: bedias folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: LuckyKuhn folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: Blue Baboon showed [Js Ad] and lost with high card Aceso sick of this ****ing bullshit, every time I go deep in a ****ing tournament some idiot cocksucking ****faced ************ calls off like this and bad beats me**** pokerHoly shit you're bad at poker. Get a lobotomy. Couldn't hurt. Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Holy shit you're bad at poker. Get a lobotomy. Couldn't hurt.Elaborate as to why he sucks at poker. Link to post Share on other sites
Tehtoe 3 Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Holy shit you're bad at poker. Get a lobotomy. Couldn't hurt.No **** you Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Thanks for the laughs, people...I needed that. Link to post Share on other sites
babylondonks 5 Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 You're just bitter because you're ****ing awful at ****ing tournaments. You're just a bitter **** that you're as bad as the people in these HHs yet don't ****ing bink people like they do, so shut the **** up.God****ingdamnit I missed your ****ing shitty reply as tomy prowess so **** you. It's payback time you bloody arsehole****er. I'm gonna play some ****ing donakemnts and win at a ****ing spectacular RO****ingI that ****ing rapes your ****ing face like I did to your whore of a mother last night. Link to post Share on other sites
Tehtoe 3 Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 God****ingdamnit I missed your ****ing shitty reply as tomy prowess so **** you. It's payback time you bloody arsehole****er. I'm gonna play some ****ing donakemnts and win at a ****ing spectacular RO****ingI that ****ing rapes your ****ing face like I did to your whore of a mother last night.How the **** did this turn out you piece of **** Link to post Share on other sites
babylondonks 5 Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 How the **** did this turn out you piece of ****Just like your mother, it didn't ****ing happen. I decided that I couldn't ****ing lower myself to that ****ing low of a level like some asian street prostitute. Link to post Share on other sites
HighwayStar 8 Posted July 18, 2009 Author Share Posted July 18, 2009 I am the master of the ****. Remember this ****ing face. Whenever you see ****, you'll see this ****ing face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the **** I tell it to. No one rules the cuntlike me. Not this little ****. none of you little ****s out there. I AM THE **** COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all **** s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little ****. Then I rub my nose with it. Link to post Share on other sites
Letahh 0 Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Wow this is an awesome post keep it goin Link to post Share on other sites
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