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Started by pokersharkie, Jul 10 2009 07:37 AM
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Posted 10 July 2009 - 07:37 AM
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Posted 10 July 2009 - 07:38 AM
If you can't spot the sucker at the table, then you are the sucker.
I use my cigar smoke as idiot repellent
"The whole modern world has divided itself into Conservatives and Progressives. The business of Progressives is to go on making mistakes. The business of the Conservatives is to prevent the mistakes from being corrected." G.K. Chesterson 1900
"The whole modern world has divided itself into Conservatives and Progressives. The business of Progressives is to go on making mistakes. The business of the Conservatives is to prevent the mistakes from being corrected." G.K. Chesterson 1900
timwakefield, on 18 April 2012 - 10:38 AM, said:
Things are only rights because the government decides they should be rights.
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Posted 10 July 2009 - 07:39 AM
If you can't spot the sucker at the table, then you are the sucker.
QUOTE (no not baxter @ Monday, February 9th, 2009, 11:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
ya srsly why not just make a 2 hour dinner break so ppl can go to outback and get a fkn bloomin onion
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Posted 10 July 2009 - 07:40 AM
If the sucker spots you at the table, then you are not the sucker.
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Posted 10 July 2009 - 07:44 AM
If you can't spot the sucker at the table, then you are the sucker.
Nothing to read here. Move along.
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Posted 10 July 2009 - 07:47 AM
If you can't spot the sucker at the table, then you are the sucker.
Somewhere Jimmy Carter is smiling because he knows that he is no longer the worst President of the modern era
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Posted 10 July 2009 - 07:51 AM
QUOTE (dna4ever @ Friday, July 10th, 2009, 11:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If the sucker spots you at the table, then you are not the sucker.
Hahaha..that is a good one!
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Posted 10 July 2009 - 07:55 AM
If you bring suckers to the poker table, make sure everyone can have one
I use my cigar smoke as idiot repellent
"The whole modern world has divided itself into Conservatives and Progressives. The business of Progressives is to go on making mistakes. The business of the Conservatives is to prevent the mistakes from being corrected." G.K. Chesterson 1900
"The whole modern world has divided itself into Conservatives and Progressives. The business of Progressives is to go on making mistakes. The business of the Conservatives is to prevent the mistakes from being corrected." G.K. Chesterson 1900
timwakefield, on 18 April 2012 - 10:38 AM, said:
Things are only rights because the government decides they should be rights.
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license to dream! lol
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Posted 10 July 2009 - 07:55 AM
If you can't spot the sucker at the table, then you are the sucker.
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Posted 10 July 2009 - 07:59 AM
If you can spot the sucker at the table, and it's a girl, proposition her for oral pleasure. A Round Hers (2001)
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Posted 10 July 2009 - 08:01 AM
QUOTE (gmanshade @ Wednesday, July 8th, 2009, 3:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
All I will say is that it is possible I have more WSOP bracelets than Daniel.
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Posted 10 July 2009 - 08:11 AM
You suck, therefore you're the sucker.
“We had all the momentum. We were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look west, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark, that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.” —Raoul Duke, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
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Posted 10 July 2009 - 08:22 AM
"He trapped me!" that sucker who I will now spot at the table
"I feel akay"
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"I feel akay"
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Posted 10 July 2009 - 08:31 AM
QUOTE (Fluffdog87 @ Friday, July 10th, 2009, 11:22 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"He trapped me!" that sucker who I will now spot at the table
"I feel akay"
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"I feel akay"
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Hey dumbass, learn how to play this game right or get out of the thread!
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Posted 10 July 2009 - 08:38 AM
He who sucks the least will suck out the least and lest often than the sucker.
The Queens we use would not excite you.
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Posted 10 July 2009 - 08:39 AM
I spot a sucky thread.
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Posted 10 July 2009 - 08:42 AM
QUOTE (gfdsa146 @ Friday, July 10th, 2009, 12:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I spot a sucky thread.
in the poker game of life, woman are the rake. they are the ****in rake..
QUOTE (Wandigo @ Sunday, March 1st, 2009, 4:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I was kinda wondering how I got my 7k stack.. I shoved all-in and went to put pizza rolls in the oven.
QUOTE (Tehtoe @ Sunday, December 13th, 2009, 12:02 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
if you ever move up from $6 sngs and wanna crossbook vs me lmk, i'd be more than happy to accept.
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Posted 10 July 2009 - 08:50 AM
if the spotter doesnt spot you as the sucker at the table, you arent the sucker
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Posted 10 July 2009 - 09:01 AM
How much wood would a sucker chuck if a sucker could suck wood?
Too soon?
Too soon?
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Posted 10 July 2009 - 09:01 AM
I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
I gotta go, my stupid weiner kids are here.
I gotta go, my stupid weiner kids are here.
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