http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/06/19...missiles-nukes/
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124535285705228571.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/...ndence-Day.html
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Kim Jong Il Has Gone Mad. Mad.
Started by mtdesmoines, Jun 19 2009 08:12 AM
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Posted 19 June 2009 - 08:12 AM
Somewhere Jimmy Carter is smiling because he knows that he is no longer the worst President of the modern era
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Posted 19 June 2009 - 08:15 AM
"Proliferating"? What does that really mean? Breeding? Delivering or distributing? Dealing it to today's youth, like drugs?
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Posted 19 June 2009 - 11:24 AM
Seriously. No one cares? We're a bankrupt nation already fighting two conflicts on foreign soil, being threatened by a rogue client state of the country who holds the means of production of most of the consumer goods we buy (China), and who also happens to hold much of our national debt, who has been building a supermassive military for the express purpose of winning a conflict with us, and no one cares? This is such huge news, people.
Somewhere Jimmy Carter is smiling because he knows that he is no longer the worst President of the modern era
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Posted 19 June 2009 - 11:32 AM
I didn't look at the links but I am just going to assume that this is about his plans to fire a ballistic missile at Hawaii on the fourth of July.
From what I understand it will land 500 miles short so that means they can still shoot the final season of "Lost" so I am cool about it.
From what I understand it will land 500 miles short so that means they can still shoot the final season of "Lost" so I am cool about it.
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Posted 19 June 2009 - 07:22 PM
Kim Jong Il firing a missile anywhere towards anything the United States even likes would be pretty suicidal. He really is either completely insane, or this is all just made up by N. Korea.
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Posted 19 June 2009 - 07:27 PM
Pretty sure he's just ronery
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Posted 19 June 2009 - 07:29 PM
I bet you he has a really tiny penis.
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Posted 19 June 2009 - 07:35 PM
QUOTE (mtdesmoines @ Friday, June 19th, 2009, 11:24 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Seriously. No one cares? We're a bankrupt nation already fighting two conflicts on foreign soil, being threatened by a rogue client state of the country who holds the means of production of most of the consumer goods we buy (China), and who also happens to hold much of our national debt, who has been building a supermassive military for the express purpose of winning a conflict with us, and no one cares? This is such huge news, people.
It's 11:36 on a Friday night (est, anyway). I'm not sure it's a lack of caring as much as a mix of
1. Anyone with a life is not on fcp right now.
2. This isn't a great forum for serious discussion about...anything.
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Posted 19 June 2009 - 07:47 PM
QUOTE (speedz99 @ Friday, June 19th, 2009, 11:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It's 11:36 on a Friday night (est, anyway). I'm not sure it's a lack of caring as much as a mix of
1. Anyone with a life is not on fcp right now.
2. This isn't a great forum for serious discussion about...anything.
1. Anyone with a life is not on fcp right now.
2. This isn't a great forum for serious discussion about...anything.
wha?
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Posted 20 June 2009 - 03:35 PM
QUOTE (chrozzo @ Friday, June 19th, 2009, 11:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
wha?
I think he just called you and himself a loser with no life for being on here on a Friday night @ 11:35. Just my take though.
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Posted 20 June 2009 - 04:32 PM
It's the same formula he's been following for a decade or more. Do something provacative to bring the U.S. et al to the negotiating table then pledge not to do the action again on the condition that the U.S., Europe, and China give them more oil and food. Nothing to get your panties in a twist over.
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Posted 20 June 2009 - 04:48 PM
QUOTE (hank213 @ Saturday, June 20th, 2009, 5:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It's the same formula he's been following for a decade or more. Do something provacative to bring the U.S. et al to the negotiating table then pledge not to do the action again on the condition that the U.S., Europe, and China give them more oil and food. Nothing to get your panties in a twist over.
qft. They wont/cant do anything. I suspect they dont have nukes anyway. I want Obama to get all ghetto and tell him "I dare you to try somethin you punk bitch"
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Posted 20 June 2009 - 04:50 PM
QUOTE (grocery_mony @ Saturday, June 20th, 2009, 6:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
qft. They wont/cant do anything. I suspect they dont have nukes anyway. I want Obama to get all ghetto and tell him "I dare you to try somethin you punk bitch"
All while holding a pistol sideways.
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Posted 20 June 2009 - 05:52 PM
Don't worry.
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Posted 21 June 2009 - 01:01 PM
QUOTE (timwakefield @ Friday, June 19th, 2009, 10:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Kim Jong Il firing a missile anywhere towards anything the United States even likes would be pretty suicidal. He really is either completely insane, or this is all just made up by N. Korea.
considering it's no longer a 100% certainty that china and russia would back them if they went to war against the US, they're looking at serious trouble if they go through with this.
honestly, he's just getting into a penis swinging match, one that, since he's asian, he knows he's going to lose, so he just hopes the US will buy into his talk again and lift sanctions and give aid, so he can repeat this same BS next year when the DPRK is fiscally strapped.
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Posted 21 June 2009 - 07:43 PM
QUOTE (HangukMiguk @ Sunday, June 21st, 2009, 5:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
considering it's no longer a 100% certainty that china and russia would back them if they went to war against the US, they're looking at serious trouble if they go through with this.
honestly, he's just getting into a penis swinging match, one that, since he's asian, he knows he's going to lose, so he just hopes the US will buy into his talk again and lift sanctions and give aid, so he can repeat this same BS next year when the DPRK is fiscally strapped.
honestly, he's just getting into a penis swinging match, one that, since he's asian, he knows he's going to lose, so he just hopes the US will buy into his talk again and lift sanctions and give aid, so he can repeat this same BS next year when the DPRK is fiscally strapped.
i just think hes just full of poopy!
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Posted 21 June 2009 - 07:48 PM
N Korea: 120,540 sq km
USA: 9,826,630 sq km
they may be more dense...but beyond our armed forces....we have millions of americans ready to take up arms! i doubt they would ever invade...but if they did...they would lose fast!
USA: 9,826,630 sq km
they may be more dense...but beyond our armed forces....we have millions of americans ready to take up arms! i doubt they would ever invade...but if they did...they would lose fast!
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Posted 21 June 2009 - 08:19 PM
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Posted 21 June 2009 - 08:34 PM
QUOTE (HangukMiguk @ Sunday, June 21st, 2009, 3:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
considering it's no longer a 100% certainty that china and russia would back them
this is a very valid point. the last i read, china was getting kind of fed up with north koreans trying to make it to more tolerant nations through their borders and was generally losing patience with n.k. all together.
Hank's tenure at Soulsuckers, INC, LLC, DBA TBD, had not been long, but it had been distinguished... By drunkenness, hair-trigger violence, and a total lack of performance. I would call it a steady decline in performance, but that would imply that he performed at one point in time. In fact he had not. He was drunk.
QUOTE (Napa_Don @ Monday, August 15th, 2011, 5:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Last week I drink the majority of a twelve pack of light beer out of the cutoff end of a whiffle bat, how's that for cultured, bitches"
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