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#201 Ottawa_Biatch

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Posted 13 May 2009 - 04:41 PM

View PostSBriand, on Wednesday, May 13th, 2009, 8:40 PM, said:

I am surprised no one bet their roll on Minny beating Dontrelle Willis tonight. Easiest money of the year.
Then why didn't you bet it?
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Posted 13 May 2009 - 04:47 PM

Cause I was impatient and blew my load last night.
QUOTE (digitalmonkey @ Wednesday, August 18th, 2010, 1:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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Posted 13 May 2009 - 06:19 PM

9-2 in the 9th, game over.good game biatch. :club:
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Posted 13 May 2009 - 09:20 PM

View PostOttawa_Biatch, on Wednesday, May 13th, 2009, 6:19 PM, said:

9-2 in the 9th, game over.good game biatch. :club:
bad beat..Sorry dude.
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Posted 14 May 2009 - 02:41 AM

Day 14 Balance: $700 :(Milwaukee Brewers WIN (1.84) vs Florida MarlinsRisk $200 to win $169.50If I lose this one, it will spell the end of the barbershop. As I likely will take the $500 and shut down business.
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Posted 14 May 2009 - 04:13 AM

Where will we cut our hair and hang out...The meat market is also in financial turmoil..Bahh the economy sucks
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Posted 14 May 2009 - 12:51 PM

The Barbershop is still open for business!

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Posted 14 May 2009 - 01:33 PM

View Posttroyomac, on Thursday, May 14th, 2009, 1:51 PM, said:

The Barbershop is still open for business!
RAY'S MOMMA JOKE OF THE DAYYour mom is ALWAYS open for business. . . . in her vagina!
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Posted 14 May 2009 - 02:00 PM

I feel absolutely sick about this bet. Absolutely sick about this bet. This is the ultimate contrarian bet imo, lol.a) The Magic dominated game 5 in Boston, yet just had a monumental collapse and lost. All the momentum is now in Boston's favour.B ) Dwight Howard after the game ripped into his coach to say he isn't getting enough touches. c) All the media experts are saying Boston are going to kill Orlando in game 6, yet for some reason the Magic are favoured by 6 points originally, and now 7?d) 73% of the public believe that Boston will not only cover the spread, but they will win outright. e) Van Gundy is irate that Dwight Howard made those comments.f) The media is calling this a Magic Meltdown.g) Boston is 32-0 in game 6's when it is up 3-2. Which means.... yes ALL F*CKING INOrlando Magic (-7.0) [1.86] vs Boston CelticsRisk $869.50 to win $756.12
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Posted 14 May 2009 - 02:17 PM

Dear lord man, what a sick bet, you've definately got a big hairy sack!You're not going to go all Sweeney Todd on us after this game are you?

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Posted 14 May 2009 - 02:33 PM

View PostOttawa_Biatch, on Thursday, May 14th, 2009, 3:00 PM, said:

I feel absolutely sick about this bet. Absolutely sick about this bet. This is the ultimate contrarian bet imo, lol.a) The Magic dominated game 5 in Boston, yet just had a monumental collapse and lost. All the momentum is now in Boston's favour.B ) Dwight Howard after the game ripped into his coach to say he isn't getting enough touches. c) All the media experts are saying Boston are going to kill Orlando in game 6, yet for some reason the Magic are favoured by 6 points originally, and now 7?d) 73% of the public believe that Boston will not only cover the spread, but they will win outright. e) Van Gundy is irate that Dwight Howard made those comments.f) The media is calling this a Magic Meltdown.g) Boston is 32-0 in game 6's when it is up 3-2. Which means.... yes ALL F*CKING INOrlando Magic (-7.0) [1.86] vs Boston CelticsRisk $869.50 to win $756.12
Wow...that is some serious sick action...a $1600 swing..Enough money to feed a small nation in Africa..GO BIATCH
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Posted 14 May 2009 - 03:03 PM

View PostOttawa_Biatch, on Thursday, May 14th, 2009, 2:00 PM, said:

g) Boston is 32-0 in game 6's when it is up 3-2.
Boston just lost a game 6 last series to the Bulls up 3-2.



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Posted 14 May 2009 - 03:49 PM

View PostOttawa_Biatch, on Thursday, May 14th, 2009, 6:00 PM, said:

Orlando Magic (-7.0) [1.86] vs Boston CelticsRisk $869.50 to win $756.12
You the man. GL biatch, I just became a big Orlando fan for a night.

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Posted 14 May 2009 - 05:48 PM

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWOW baby..Biatch is the man..Wow if that last second 3 pt hits, Biatch is out $1600SICK SICK ...WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
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Posted 14 May 2009 - 05:52 PM

Ray Allen is such a little whore. Why would he put that up at the end?Sorry Ray, but now I want to do Rashard Lewis up the bum.
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Posted 14 May 2009 - 05:52 PM

P.S. Big props to Ray, Serge, and Arp for sweating this with me
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Posted 14 May 2009 - 05:54 PM

Sick sweat man, I didn't think you had a chance all game, that came from nowhere!One time Blue Jays come from nowhere to win???

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Posted 14 May 2009 - 05:55 PM

View PostOttawa_Biatch, on Thursday, May 14th, 2009, 6:52 PM, said:

P.S. Big props to Ray, Serge, and Arp for sweating this with me
We are here for you buddy..Now lets hope for a jays run for Ray...
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Posted 14 May 2009 - 05:55 PM

i was ready to barf, you guys have no idea, lol. I have to stop doing this all in. I seriously have no idea how they covered. They were outplayed the whole game.
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Posted 14 May 2009 - 05:57 PM

Damn dude, you're a true sicko, nicely done.




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