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#161 troyomac

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Posted 11 May 2009 - 06:32 PM

View PostOttawa_Biatch, on Monday, May 11th, 2009, 7:31 PM, said:

Shane O Brien!!!!!! I'm drinking Rickard's White with my roomate farting, we're ordering KFC. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee
That's not going to help the farting. Well I mean it will help him fart more, but it won't help you.

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Posted 11 May 2009 - 06:33 PM

View PostOttawa_Biatch, on Monday, May 11th, 2009, 10:31 PM, said:

Shane O Brien!!!!!! I'm drinking Rickard's White with my roomate farting, we're ordering KFC. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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#163 Ottawa_Biatch

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Posted 11 May 2009 - 06:40 PM

I have the biggest craving for butter sandwiches with a side of Ray stealing my duvet
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Posted 11 May 2009 - 06:49 PM

View PostOttawa_Biatch, on Monday, May 11th, 2009, 7:40 PM, said:

I have the biggest craving for butter sandwiches with a side of Ray stealing my duvet
Were you really naked? If so that's pretty funny.

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Posted 11 May 2009 - 06:51 PM

I dunno, I was naked when I was barfing, so unless I took off my boxers before barfing bc I didn't want to get them dirty, but I don't think I did. I can't really see myself worrying about puking on my wee wee enough to first take my boxers off, and then puke. So yeah I guess I was naked, I'm not sure though. I don't know.
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Posted 11 May 2009 - 07:32 PM

Biatch runs so bad in hockey bets and parlays. FML
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Posted 12 May 2009 - 06:55 AM

View PostOttawa_Biatch, on Monday, May 11th, 2009, 7:51 PM, said:

I dunno, I was naked when I was barfing, so unless I took off my boxers before barfing bc I didn't want to get them dirty, but I don't think I did. I can't really see myself worrying about puking on my wee wee enough to first take my boxers off, and then puke. So yeah I guess I was naked, I'm not sure though. I don't know.
OK, am I the only one who threw up a little in my mouth with this visual in their head? Its not an attack on you Dan, just the image itself. . . . *SHUDDER* BTW - The girl from the lobby. . . REAL . . . put both the asian bar girl and Katie to shame. This girl was WAY WAY WAY too hot for you though Dan :club: DEFINATELY fighting out of your weight class, sir! I don't know how you spent so much time with her. Maybe because she was stupid and thought you were local after you told her you were from Ottawa!!! ****** Also, You are a pussy who can't hang with real drinkers! (SOMEONE needed to say it!!!! :ts ) That is a quote from my wife :4h With her expecting Squirt and all, she can't show you what REAL drinkers can do, but . . . . she heard the stories of the weekend and called you a big pussy.
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Posted 12 May 2009 - 09:26 AM

Mike, you're underestimating Biatch. This guy is with a new girl like every month, and they're always 19 years old, and smoking hot.
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Posted 12 May 2009 - 09:40 AM

View PostZach6668, on Tuesday, May 12th, 2009, 9:26 AM, said:

Mike, you're underestimating Biatch. This guy is with a new girl like every month, and they're always 19 years old, and smoking hot.
Nice friggen life!

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Posted 12 May 2009 - 09:45 AM

View Posttroyomac, on Tuesday, May 12th, 2009, 9:40 AM, said:

Nice friggen life!
dont worry ray, sounds like you could score some hot 19 year old dudes too :club:
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Posted 12 May 2009 - 09:47 AM

View PostZach6668, on Tuesday, May 12th, 2009, 10:26 AM, said:

Mike, you're underestimating Biatch. This guy is with a new girl like every 2 months, and they're always 19 years old, and slutty.
Ah the good old days.

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Posted 12 May 2009 - 09:56 AM

View Postrinswun, on Tuesday, May 12th, 2009, 9:45 AM, said:

dont worry ray, sounds like you could score some hot 19 year old dudes too :ts
Thanks I think... :club:

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Posted 12 May 2009 - 11:01 AM

View PostZach6668, on Tuesday, May 12th, 2009, 1:26 PM, said:

Mike, you're underestimating Biatch. This guy is with a new girl like every month, and they're always 19 years old, and smoking hot.
$200/hour?

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Posted 12 May 2009 - 12:25 PM

I am very jealous and will start my own degen thread....
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Posted 12 May 2009 - 02:49 PM

Day 16 Balance: $1150Pissed off at the NHL. I suck at betting with them. Never touching an NHL game again in my life. Going with the tried and true. Baseball my friends, baseball. Going big or going home.San Diego Padres to WIN ML (2.25) @ Chicago CubsRisk $150 to win $187.50Pittsburgh Pirates to WIN ML (2.00) vs St. Louis Cardinals Risk $400 to win $400To address a few of the questions/comments in the barbershop:Mike's wife from New Jersey says:You can't drink, you're a f*ckin pussyYes, m'am you are correct. I am a lightweight. I don't go out drinking rarely enough as I used to a couple months ago. I used to go like 3 or 4 times a week, and was a night owl. Now I'm a morning person and get up every morning at like 5am, even if I don't work. I think I'm getting old, I keep checking every morning for wrinkles. I apologize though and will try a lot harder next time.Arp from Toronto says:Do you rent 19 year olds to have sex with at $200/hr?No, not by choice though. I'm too poor to afford $200 classy escorts. If I could afford it though, I would likely do it to see what this all is about. I still don't understand how it is legal. Steve from somewhere in the States says:Bitcccch, have a baby with a girl, then give me the baby.Yes, these are my readers ladies and gents, these are my readers...
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Posted 12 May 2009 - 03:17 PM

Just bought MLB Online the monthly version, amazing quality
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Posted 12 May 2009 - 03:20 PM

I never say i say this:LETS GO PITTSBURGH
I am a huge Leafs fan, I am not going to apologize for my love of the greatest team on earth.
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Posted 12 May 2009 - 03:29 PM

View Postserge, on Tuesday, May 12th, 2009, 7:20 PM, said:

I never say i say this:LETS GO PITTSBURGH
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Posted 12 May 2009 - 03:31 PM

out of context again...You fit in with the buffoons in Toronto.
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Posted 12 May 2009 - 03:54 PM

YA baby..4 run inning so far for the Pirates..WEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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