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#1 TraptSteve

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 11:16 PM

A girl at work made it blatantly obv she wants to get laid, but I'm not sure how I should transition from work to one of our places. She's not yet 21 so I can't suggest meeting at a bar etc.

Here's the convo, talking about how I am quitting smoking cigarettes:


Me: You just have to find something to deal with stress

Her: Yeah, Like what?

Me: I have my ways...

Her: Like sex right?

Me: Haha Yeah

Her: I can't do that right because my *fiance is in jail...

Me: What about... you know... taking care of yourself?

Her: Oh yeah, I definately take care of myself.



LOL it is obv. Normally if I were to ask a girl out, it would be based on one her interests and I'd be confident based on previous interactions that she'd say yes. Now in this case, I know she likes cigarettes and sex, but how do I transition from the workplace to her place?


Just ask if she wants to hang out? Simple and to the point.

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#2 James D

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Posted 22 April 2009 - 12:15 AM

I think the first thing we need to establish here is what her boyfriend is in jail for. If it's for the attempted murder of the last guy to have sex with his girlfriend, you may want to reconsider your intentions.

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Posted 22 April 2009 - 01:07 AM

TraptSteve: Hey babe, wanna head to my place? We can make whoopee!

Girl: Oh baby. I'm all for the funky shit. Take me!

TraptSteve: OMG wsox8's idea was so great.

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Posted 22 April 2009 - 01:31 AM

yeah pretty sure you're concentrating on the wrong line of the dialogue.
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Posted 22 April 2009 - 03:36 AM

Just make sure when you take her out the string isn't attached.
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Posted 22 April 2009 - 05:30 AM

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Posted 22 April 2009 - 05:37 AM

QUOTE (Randy Reed @ Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009, 6:36 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Just make sure when you take her out the string isn't attached.

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Posted 22 April 2009 - 05:58 AM

QUOTE (James D @ Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009, 1:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I think the first thing we need to establish here is what her boyfriend is in jail for. If it's for the attempted murder of the last guy to have sex with his girlfriend, you may want to reconsider your intentions.



this was my first thought too....OP, boyfriend in jail = red flag.
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#9 fryer98

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Posted 22 April 2009 - 06:27 AM

QUOTE (TraptSteve @ Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009, 3:16 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A girl at work made it blatantly obv she wants to get laid...

...but, never said that she would cheat or wants laid by you, right?







Back in my single days when I had good stories, I was hooking up with this bartender (graduated with her, freaky kinda biker chick, but crazy hot) I took home...
Her: There's something I need to tell you... (btw, not the only story I have involving a girl and this line.)
Me: I'm sure this is gonna be something good!
Her: My boyfriend is in jail and gets out in a few weeks.
Me: I'm gonna guess that it wasn't for insider trading or bad checks, huh?
Her: For assault....

I avoided her for weeks until she stopped calling me. I saw her out with him about 8 months later and I'm 100% sure he would have tossed me around like a rag doll.


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway, good luck with that.

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Posted 22 April 2009 - 06:30 AM

QUOTE (CaneBrain @ Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009, 5:58 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
this was my first thought too....OP, boyfriend in jail = red flag.


This is something that will be taken under consideration. She's not naive or dumb so I'd imagine if it was for something serious, she'd make sure to cut off our fling before he gets back. fwiw I'll make sure it goes down at her place.

QUOTE (LongLiveYorke @ Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009, 5:30 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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I'll try to fill in some of that

dont forget the protection when you must bang hot babes? She's about a 7, but the uninhibited sex discussion made her more appealing smile.gif

QUOTE (Randy Reed @ Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009, 3:36 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Just make sure when you take her out the string isn't attached.


I take it you're married.



Anyway, given how obv her signs perhaps I'm just over thinking this.


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#11 TraptSteve

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Posted 22 April 2009 - 06:38 AM

QUOTE (fryer98 @ Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009, 6:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
...but, never said that she would cheat or wants laid by you, right?







Back in my single days when I had good stories, I was hooking up with this bartender (graduated with her, freaky kinda biker chick, but crazy hot) I took home...
Her: There's something I need to tell you... (btw, not the only story I have involving a girl and this line.)
Me: I'm sure this is gonna be something good!
Her: My boyfriend is in jail and gets out in a few weeks.
Me: I'm gonna guess that it wasn't for insider trading or bad checks, huh?
Her: For assault....

I avoided her for weeks until she stopped calling me. I saw her out with him about 8 months later and I'm 100% sure he would have tossed me around like a rag doll.


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway, good luck with that.



Granted she didn't literally come out and say "Steve, I want your **** in or around my mouth ('SuperBad' reference ftw), but signals like that are too obv to ignore. My only concern would be her lying about when he gets out, using our fling to sabotage her relationship at my expense. Oh yeah, I guess it would be fair to mention that she used "Fiance" instead of boyfriend ;X


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Posted 22 April 2009 - 06:39 AM

I say go for it then. I don't see any problems arising from this at all.
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Posted 22 April 2009 - 06:40 AM

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Posted 22 April 2009 - 06:40 AM

QUOTE (James D @ Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009, 1:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I think the first thing we need to establish here is what her boyfriend is in jail for. If it's for the attempted murder of the last guy to have sex with his girlfriend, you may want to reconsider your intentions.


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Posted 22 April 2009 - 06:54 AM

QUOTE (TraptSteve @ Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009, 10:30 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'll try to fill in some of that

dont forget the protection when you must bang hot babes? She's about a 7, but the uninhibited sex discussion made her more appealing smile.gif


I guess it's more of a Rorschach test, then.


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Posted 22 April 2009 - 06:57 AM

I'm also not sure it's as obvious as you think it is, unless you forgot to mention some body language or other comments.

Now what was the * for?
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Posted 22 April 2009 - 06:58 AM

Am I the only that read the dialogue and doesn't see that this girl has even hinted she would bone the op? Or have I been out of the game too long?

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Posted 22 April 2009 - 07:00 AM

QUOTE (fryer98 @ Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009, 8:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
...but, never said that she would cheat or wants laid by you, right?


This was sort of what I thought, too. Not to rain on the no-strings-sex parade, but I didn't think it was obvious she wanted to get laid if the convo went down like you posted. A lot of girls will say stuff like that openly with no intention of ever letting it go anywhere

Also, yeah. Boyfriend in jail...not a situation I would be eager to get mixed up in.
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Posted 22 April 2009 - 07:01 AM

QUOTE (TraptSteve @ Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009, 8:30 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
She's not naive or dumb


1. She smokes.
2. She has a boyfriend in jail.
3. She hangs out with you.

The evidence says you are wrong about this.







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#20 TraptSteve

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Posted 22 April 2009 - 07:02 AM

QUOTE (speedz99 @ Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009, 6:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm also not sure it's as obvious as you think it is, unless you forgot to mention some body language or other comments.

Now what was the * for?

Multiple instances of flirtation... trust me it wasn't innocent or anything that could be misinterpreted smile.gif

She's brought that sexy, hot dialog up with prior flirtation, so I don't think she'll be caught off-guard when I ask her out.


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