Easy No Strings Attached Sex0r
#1
Posted 21 April 2009 - 11:16 PM
Here's the convo, talking about how I am quitting smoking cigarettes:
Me: You just have to find something to deal with stress
Her: Yeah, Like what?
Me: I have my ways...
Her: Like sex right?
Me: Haha Yeah
Her: I can't do that right because my *fiance is in jail...
Me: What about... you know... taking care of yourself?
Her: Oh yeah, I definately take care of myself.
LOL it is obv. Normally if I were to ask a girl out, it would be based on one her interests and I'd be confident based on previous interactions that she'd say yes. Now in this case, I know she likes cigarettes and sex, but how do I transition from the workplace to her place?
Just ask if she wants to hang out? Simple and to the point.
Thanks for taking my call, I'll hang up and listen now...
<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
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#2
Posted 22 April 2009 - 12:15 AM
#3
Posted 22 April 2009 - 01:07 AM
Girl: Oh baby. I'm all for the funky shit. Take me!
TraptSteve: OMG wsox8's idea was so great.
#4
Posted 22 April 2009 - 01:31 AM
#5
Posted 22 April 2009 - 03:36 AM
To sweep the clouds away
Waiting for the rainbow's end
To cast its gold your way
Countless ways
You pass the days
#6
Posted 22 April 2009 - 05:30 AM
#7
Posted 22 April 2009 - 05:37 AM
#8
Posted 22 April 2009 - 05:58 AM
this was my first thought too....OP, boyfriend in jail = red flag.
#9
Posted 22 April 2009 - 06:27 AM
...but, never said that she would cheat or wants laid by you, right?
Back in my single days when I had good stories, I was hooking up with this bartender (graduated with her, freaky kinda biker chick, but crazy hot) I took home...
Her: There's something I need to tell you... (btw, not the only story I have involving a girl and this line.)
Me: I'm sure this is gonna be something good!
Her: My boyfriend is in jail and gets out in a few weeks.
Me: I'm gonna guess that it wasn't for insider trading or bad checks, huh?
Her: For assault....
I avoided her for weeks until she stopped calling me. I saw her out with him about 8 months later and I'm 100% sure he would have tossed me around like a rag doll.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway, good luck with that.
#10
Posted 22 April 2009 - 06:30 AM
This is something that will be taken under consideration. She's not naive or dumb so I'd imagine if it was for something serious, she'd make sure to cut off our fling before he gets back. fwiw I'll make sure it goes down at her place.
I'll try to fill in some of that
dont forget the protection when you must bang hot babes? She's about a 7, but the uninhibited sex discussion made her more appealing
I take it you're married.
Anyway, given how obv her signs perhaps I'm just over thinking this.
<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> **** me
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#11
Posted 22 April 2009 - 06:38 AM
Back in my single days when I had good stories, I was hooking up with this bartender (graduated with her, freaky kinda biker chick, but crazy hot) I took home...
Her: There's something I need to tell you... (btw, not the only story I have involving a girl and this line.)
Me: I'm sure this is gonna be something good!
Her: My boyfriend is in jail and gets out in a few weeks.
Me: I'm gonna guess that it wasn't for insider trading or bad checks, huh?
Her: For assault....
I avoided her for weeks until she stopped calling me. I saw her out with him about 8 months later and I'm 100% sure he would have tossed me around like a rag doll.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway, good luck with that.
Granted she didn't literally come out and say "Steve, I want your **** in or around my mouth ('SuperBad' reference ftw), but signals like that are too obv to ignore. My only concern would be her lying about when he gets out, using our fling to sabotage her relationship at my expense. Oh yeah, I guess it would be fair to mention that she used "Fiance" instead of boyfriend ;X
haha
<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> **** me
-bash.org
#12
Posted 22 April 2009 - 06:39 AM
#13
Posted 22 April 2009 - 06:40 AM
The ending kicks ass!
Real crowd pleaser
#14
Posted 22 April 2009 - 06:40 AM
End of story.
#15
Posted 22 April 2009 - 06:54 AM
dont forget the protection when you must bang hot babes? She's about a 7, but the uninhibited sex discussion made her more appealing
I guess it's more of a Rorschach test, then.
#16
Posted 22 April 2009 - 06:57 AM
Now what was the * for?
#17
Posted 22 April 2009 - 06:58 AM
#18
Posted 22 April 2009 - 07:00 AM
This was sort of what I thought, too. Not to rain on the no-strings-sex parade, but I didn't think it was obvious she wanted to get laid if the convo went down like you posted. A lot of girls will say stuff like that openly with no intention of ever letting it go anywhere
Also, yeah. Boyfriend in jail...not a situation I would be eager to get mixed up in.
#19
Posted 22 April 2009 - 07:01 AM
1. She smokes.
2. She has a boyfriend in jail.
3. She hangs out with you.
The evidence says you are wrong about this.
[For the humor impaired (and there have been a lot around here lately), I know nothing about TraptSteve, so number 3 is not personal.]



#20
Posted 22 April 2009 - 07:02 AM
Now what was the * for?
Multiple instances of flirtation... trust me it wasn't innocent or anything that could be misinterpreted
She's brought that sexy, hot dialog up with prior flirtation, so I don't think she'll be caught off-guard when I ask her out.
<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> **** me
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