TraptSteve 0 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 A girl at work made it blatantly obv she wants to get laid, but I'm not sure how I should transition from work to one of our places. She's not yet 21 so I can't suggest meeting at a bar etc.Here's the convo, talking about how I am quitting smoking cigarettes:Me: You just have to find something to deal with stressHer: Yeah, Like what?Me: I have my ways...Her: Like sex right?Me: Haha YeahHer: I can't do that right because my *fiance is in jail...Me: What about... you know... taking care of yourself?Her: Oh yeah, I definately take care of myself.LOL it is obv. Normally if I were to ask a girl out, it would be based on one her interests and I'd be confident based on previous interactions that she'd say yes. Now in this case, I know she likes cigarettes and sex, but how do I transition from the workplace to her place?Just ask if she wants to hang out? Simple and to the point.Thanks for taking my call, I'll hang up and listen now... Link to post Share on other sites
James D 0 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 I think the first thing we need to establish here is what her boyfriend is in jail for. If it's for the attempted murder of the last guy to have sex with his girlfriend, you may want to reconsider your intentions. Link to post Share on other sites
wsox8 10 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 TraptSteve: Hey babe, wanna head to my place? We can make whoopee!Girl: Oh baby. I'm all for the funky shit. Take me!TraptSteve: OMG wsox8's idea was so great. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 yeah pretty sure you're concentrating on the wrong line of the dialogue. Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Just make sure when you take her out the string isn't attached. Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 dftpwymbhb Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Just make sure when you take her out the string isn't attached. Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 97 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 I think the first thing we need to establish here is what her boyfriend is in jail for. If it's for the attempted murder of the last guy to have sex with his girlfriend, you may want to reconsider your intentions.this was my first thought too....OP, boyfriend in jail = red flag. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 A girl at work made it blatantly obv she wants to get laid......but, never said that she would cheat or wants laid by you, right?Back in my single days when I had good stories, I was hooking up with this bartender (graduated with her, freaky kinda biker chick, but crazy hot) I took home...Her: There's something I need to tell you... (btw, not the only story I have involving a girl and this line.)Me: I'm sure this is gonna be something good!Her: My boyfriend is in jail and gets out in a few weeks.Me: I'm gonna guess that it wasn't for insider trading or bad checks, huh?Her: For assault....I avoided her for weeks until she stopped calling me. I saw her out with him about 8 months later and I'm 100% sure he would have tossed me around like a rag doll.Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway, good luck with that. Link to post Share on other sites
TraptSteve 0 Posted April 22, 2009 Author Share Posted April 22, 2009 this was my first thought too....OP, boyfriend in jail = red flag.This is something that will be taken under consideration. She's not naive or dumb so I'd imagine if it was for something serious, she'd make sure to cut off our fling before he gets back. fwiw I'll make sure it goes down at her place.dftpwymbhbI'll try to fill in some of thatdont forget the protection when you must bang hot babes? She's about a 7, but the uninhibited sex discussion made her more appealing Just make sure when you take her out the string isn't attached.I take it you're married. Anyway, given how obv her signs perhaps I'm just over thinking this. Link to post Share on other sites
TraptSteve 0 Posted April 22, 2009 Author Share Posted April 22, 2009 ...but, never said that she would cheat or wants laid by you, right?Back in my single days when I had good stories, I was hooking up with this bartender (graduated with her, freaky kinda biker chick, but crazy hot) I took home...Her: There's something I need to tell you... (btw, not the only story I have involving a girl and this line.)Me: I'm sure this is gonna be something good!Her: My boyfriend is in jail and gets out in a few weeks.Me: I'm gonna guess that it wasn't for insider trading or bad checks, huh?Her: For assault....I avoided her for weeks until she stopped calling me. I saw her out with him about 8 months later and I'm 100% sure he would have tossed me around like a rag doll.Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway, good luck with that.Granted she didn't literally come out and say "Steve, I want your **** in or around my mouth ('SuperBad' reference ftw), but signals like that are too obv to ignore. My only concern would be her lying about when he gets out, using our fling to sabotage her relationship at my expense. Oh yeah, I guess it would be fair to mention that she used "Fiance" instead of boyfriend ;Xhaha Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 I say go for it then. I don't see any problems arising from this at all. Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 I've seen this movie!The ending kicks ass!Real crowd pleaser Link to post Share on other sites
mtdesmoines 2 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 I think the first thing we need to establish here is what her boyfriend is in jail for. If it's for the attempted murder of the last guy to have sex with his girlfriend, you may want to reconsider your intentions.End of story. Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 I'll try to fill in some of thatdont forget the protection when you must bang hot babes? She's about a 7, but the uninhibited sex discussion made her more appealing I guess it's more of a Rorschach test, then. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 I'm also not sure it's as obvious as you think it is, unless you forgot to mention some body language or other comments.Now what was the * for? Link to post Share on other sites
Piddle Duck 0 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Am I the only that read the dialogue and doesn't see that this girl has even hinted she would bone the op? Or have I been out of the game too long? Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 ...but, never said that she would cheat or wants laid by you, right?This was sort of what I thought, too. Not to rain on the no-strings-sex parade, but I didn't think it was obvious she wanted to get laid if the convo went down like you posted. A lot of girls will say stuff like that openly with no intention of ever letting it go anywhereAlso, yeah. Boyfriend in jail...not a situation I would be eager to get mixed up in. Link to post Share on other sites
hblask 1 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 She's not naive or dumb1. She smokes.2. She has a boyfriend in jail.3. She hangs out with you.The evidence says you are wrong about this.[For the humor impaired (and there have been a lot around here lately), I know nothing about TraptSteve, so number 3 is not personal.] Link to post Share on other sites
TraptSteve 0 Posted April 22, 2009 Author Share Posted April 22, 2009 I'm also not sure it's as obvious as you think it is, unless you forgot to mention some body language or other comments.Now what was the * for? Multiple instances of flirtation... trust me it wasn't innocent or anything that could be misinterpreted :)She's brought that sexy, hot dialog up with prior flirtation, so I don't think she'll be caught off-guard when I ask her out. Link to post Share on other sites
TraptSteve 0 Posted April 22, 2009 Author Share Posted April 22, 2009 1. She smokes.2. She has a boyfriend in jail.3. She hangs out with you.The evidence says you are wrong about this.[For the humor impaired (and there have been a lot around here lately), I know nothing about TraptSteve, so number 3 is not personal.]I LOL'd @ that. Well played Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Never mind about the bar, dude. Just get a bottle, take her back to your place (OK, your parent's place) and fck repeatedly. What on Earth is wrong with you? Link to post Share on other sites
TraptSteve 0 Posted April 22, 2009 Author Share Posted April 22, 2009 Never mind about the bar, dude. Just get a bottle, take her back to your place (OK, your parent's place) and fck repeatedly. What on Earth is wrong with you?winner /\ Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 10 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Too many threads are giving me headaches lately. Link to post Share on other sites
Yoda 1 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Never mind about the bar, dude. Just get a bottle, take her back to your place (OK, your parent's place) her place and fck repeatedly. What on Earth is wrong with you?Very important FYP...cannot emphasize this enough. Link to post Share on other sites
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