Now what? It was a guy from work, to, and he was really into it.
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I Had A Gay Dream
Started by Loismustdie, Apr 01 2009 10:12 AM
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Posted 01 April 2009 - 10:12 AM
So much for a comeback.
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Posted 01 April 2009 - 10:13 AM
Were you pitching or catching?
“We had all the momentum. We were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look west, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark, that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.” —Raoul Duke, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
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Posted 01 April 2009 - 10:14 AM
I had a dream that I believed in angels.
You got a date Wednesday, baby!
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Posted 01 April 2009 - 10:15 AM
Did god smite you yet?
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Posted 01 April 2009 - 10:15 AM
QUOTE (Mercury69 @ Wednesday, April 1st, 2009, 11:13 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Were you pitching or catching?
Pitching.
So much for a comeback.
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Posted 01 April 2009 - 10:16 AM
QUOTE (Jadaki @ Wednesday, April 1st, 2009, 11:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Did god smite you yet?
Nope, but I haven't left the house, either. What if people can like smell it or something?
Like, my gay buddy, when I see him later, will he intuitively know? I'm scared.
So much for a comeback.
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Posted 01 April 2009 - 10:18 AM
QUOTE (Loismustdie @ Wednesday, April 1st, 2009, 2:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Pitching.
Then it's cool, because you weren't the bitch in the relationship. Did you have a woody and whack it when you woke up?
PS: We're going to pitch in and get you a Jeff Stryker dildo for your birthday. Sound good?
“We had all the momentum. We were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look west, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark, that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.” —Raoul Duke, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
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Posted 01 April 2009 - 10:50 AM
QUOTE (Loismustdie @ Wednesday, April 1st, 2009, 2:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Like, my gay buddy, when I see him later, will he intuitively know? I'm scared.
This will be your first test. If he starts getting a little closer than normal and all touchy feely...he knows. It's all over.
You might want to get yourself checked out first with a Gaydar Detector.
[15:06] <Jan99> go J E T S
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Posted 01 April 2009 - 10:52 AM
Obligatory post.
I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. That's just me. That's just something that I enjoy.
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Posted 01 April 2009 - 11:08 AM
So was your bed wet when you woke up?
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Posted 01 April 2009 - 11:25 AM
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Posted 01 April 2009 - 11:30 AM
Lois is a guy? I thought he was some stuck up bitch.
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Posted 01 April 2009 - 11:54 AM
QUOTE (GeneralGeeWhiz @ Wednesday, April 1st, 2009, 2:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Lois is a guy? I thought he was some stuck up bitch.
Yes and yes.
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Posted 01 April 2009 - 12:59 PM
QUOTE (Suited_Up @ Wednesday, April 1st, 2009, 12:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yes and yes.
Sorry Frank, but that right there is some funni shit!
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Posted 01 April 2009 - 02:34 PM
April Fools?
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Posted 01 April 2009 - 02:43 PM
QUOTE (nutzbuster @ Wednesday, April 1st, 2009, 3:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Sorry Frank, but that right there is some funni shit!
-Kurt
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Posted 01 April 2009 - 03:08 PM
QUOTE (Whiter Sr @ Wednesday, April 1st, 2009, 3:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So was your bed wet when you woke up?
This is really the whole question. If you came you're gay, if you didn't you're not. It's true, ask science.
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Gervais: What do you worry about, that you've heard on the news?
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Hitler was not motivated by hate.
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Pilkington: I heard something about worms getting teeth.
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Posted 01 April 2009 - 04:22 PM
QUOTE (Suited_Up @ Wednesday, April 1st, 2009, 12:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yes and yes.
This made me smile.
Alright, let's cover some ground. No, my bed was not wet, no I did not wake up and whack it. (At least not immediately.)
Now, my wife did give me an odd look when I told her I was going to start a thread about it, but she often doesn't get my willingness to lay it all out there.
Let's give some details- it was basically an all out fat-ass orgy, right, with various women from my past, to the left and right, front and yes, the back as well. Bodies writhing, strewn all about a bed that was clearly borrowed from Shaq. Then, all of the sudden the women are all to the side, I'm on my knees and there is.... Tom. Wtf? I let him do his thing for a second or two, and then thought in my dream,"I don't get this, Tom is a guy, and I'm not gay. What the hell is going on, and what's with all the teeth, he is really bad at this.." and then I woke up, startled, confused, ashamed.
April Fools? I wish.
So much for a comeback.
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Posted 01 April 2009 - 04:24 PM
QUOTE (GeneralGeeWhiz @ Wednesday, April 1st, 2009, 12:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Lois is a guy? I thought he was some stuck up bitch.
Bitch, too often, stuck up? Never.
So much for a comeback.
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Posted 01 April 2009 - 08:17 PM
its completely normal.
if you're gay.
if you're gay.
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