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Pile on you lard tards.Your welcome.5 MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE4 tablespoons flour4 tablespoons sugar2 tablespoons cocoa1 egg3 tablespoons milk3 tablespoons oil3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional)A small splash of vanilla extract1 large coffee mugAdd dry ingredients to mug, and mix well. �Add the egg and mix thoroughly.Pour in the milk and oil and mix well.Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla extract, and mix again.Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts.The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don't be alarmed!Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired.EAT! (this can serve 2 if you want to feel slightly more virtuous).And why is this the most dangerous cake recipe in the world ?Because now we are all only 5 minutes away from chocolate cake at any time of the day or night

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replace the sugar with splenda, damn you nutz with your sweet tooth

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I find it hard to keep it in when you are running.
lol,
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From WikiHow... More VersionsMug-Cake!-5621.jpgRecipe 1 - Hot Cocoa Chocolate Cake9 Tbsp. hot chocolate powder mix look for sugar-free, calcium fortified mix for a healthier cake 4 Tbsp. self raising flour use whole wheat flour for a healthier alternative 1 egg 3 Tbsp. oil for a healthier recipe, use canola oil, and replace half the oil with apple sauce 3 Tbsp. water Pinch of salt Recipe 2[1] - Chocolate Cake4 Tbsp. cake flour if you don't have cake flour, sift 1 cup (125g) all-purpose flour and 2 Tbsp cornstarch other kinds of flour will work as well, but the cake will be heavier 4 Tbsp. granulated sugar 2 Tbsp. cocoa 1 egg 3 Tbsp. milk (any kind) 3 Tbsp. oil (any kind but peanut) splash in a little vanilla Recipe 3[2] - Honeybun coffee cake1/3 cup (75g) yellow cake mix 1 egg white 2 Tsp. vegetable oil 1 Tbsp. water topping mix (optional) 2 Tsp. brown sugar 1 Tsp. finely chopped pecans 1/4 Tsp. cinnamon Whole article with video

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love these fat idea's. Nutz if we gain weight we will just put it back on you. Theresa nice going with the other idea's, don't forget the splenda and replacement for sugar.

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so i made this. twice.it's more like a steamed pudding than a cake, but it's not too bad. the chocolate chips are waaaaay too much imo, i don't think i'll do that again. i had to bump the cooking time to 3:30, and i lowered the oil and upped the milk on the second one with some success. next time i'm going to try a latte cup (one of those huge surrogate breasts from Friends) and see if that helps it dry out a little quicker so i can lower the cook time again. it's amazing how high the cake rises - at least 2x the height of the mug - and then falls immediately as the power is cut.

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