nutzbuster 7 Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 Pile on you lard tards.Your welcome.5 MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE4 tablespoons flour4 tablespoons sugar2 tablespoons cocoa1 egg3 tablespoons milk3 tablespoons oil3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional)A small splash of vanilla extract1 large coffee mugAdd dry ingredients to mug, and mix well. �Add the egg and mix thoroughly.Pour in the milk and oil and mix well.Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla extract, and mix again.Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts.The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don't be alarmed!Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired.EAT! (this can serve 2 if you want to feel slightly more virtuous).And why is this the most dangerous cake recipe in the world ?Because now we are all only 5 minutes away from chocolate cake at any time of the day or night Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 Your welcome.The correct use would be you're welcome.I'm just saying. Link to post Share on other sites
rcgs59 15 Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 replace the sugar with splenda, damn you nutz with your sweet tooth Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 fuck me running, I'm making this this weekend. Link to post Share on other sites
Piddle Duck 0 Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 fuck me running, I'm making this this weekend.I find it hard to keep it in when you are running. Link to post Share on other sites
rcgs59 15 Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 I find it hard to keep it in when you are running.lol, Link to post Share on other sites
James D 0 Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 lol,lol Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,741 Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 i'm in love with a man.what?i'm in love with a man, a man called god.what?does that make me gay, am i gay for god?you betcha. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,960 Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 holy crap, i love chocolate cake. and im going to love it again in 5 minutes Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted March 10, 2009 Author Share Posted March 10, 2009 The correct use would be you're welcome.I'm just saying.tank cue Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 lol, lol ,this is why i keeping coming back here everyday Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 LMOA. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron McMexico 0 Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 meh Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 LMOA.laughing my off ass? Link to post Share on other sites
GetSprung 0 Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 laughing my off ass?Yes! Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 So cake are round ? Hmm.... Link to post Share on other sites
theresa113 0 Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 From WikiHow... More VersionsRecipe 1 - Hot Cocoa Chocolate Cake9 Tbsp. hot chocolate powder mix look for sugar-free, calcium fortified mix for a healthier cake 4 Tbsp. self raising flour use whole wheat flour for a healthier alternative 1 egg 3 Tbsp. oil for a healthier recipe, use canola oil, and replace half the oil with apple sauce 3 Tbsp. water Pinch of salt Recipe 2[1] - Chocolate Cake4 Tbsp. cake flour if you don't have cake flour, sift 1 cup (125g) all-purpose flour and 2 Tbsp cornstarch other kinds of flour will work as well, but the cake will be heavier 4 Tbsp. granulated sugar 2 Tbsp. cocoa 1 egg 3 Tbsp. milk (any kind) 3 Tbsp. oil (any kind but peanut) splash in a little vanilla Recipe 3[2] - Honeybun coffee cake1/3 cup (75g) yellow cake mix 1 egg white 2 Tsp. vegetable oil 1 Tbsp. water topping mix (optional) 2 Tsp. brown sugar 1 Tsp. finely chopped pecans 1/4 Tsp. cinnamon Whole article with video Link to post Share on other sites
rcgs59 15 Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 love these fat idea's. Nutz if we gain weight we will just put it back on you. Theresa nice going with the other idea's, don't forget the splenda and replacement for sugar. Link to post Share on other sites
savagerebel 0 Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 The correct use would be you're welcome.I'm just saying. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 took you that long!? Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,960 Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 so i made this. twice.it's more like a steamed pudding than a cake, but it's not too bad. the chocolate chips are waaaaay too much imo, i don't think i'll do that again. i had to bump the cooking time to 3:30, and i lowered the oil and upped the milk on the second one with some success. next time i'm going to try a latte cup (one of those huge surrogate breasts from Friends) and see if that helps it dry out a little quicker so i can lower the cook time again. it's amazing how high the cake rises - at least 2x the height of the mug - and then falls immediately as the power is cut. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 fatass Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,960 Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 fatassjust like you like it, baby Link to post Share on other sites
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