keith crime 8 Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 wow E is freeze framing models pornagraphically and using a glamistrator Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted February 23, 2009 Author Share Posted February 23, 2009 I'm sad for Mickey Roarke's dog - wish all the other stars and red carpet ho's would die in a firebomb Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,238 Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Jackman's opening number and monologue is solid Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted February 23, 2009 Author Share Posted February 23, 2009 Jackman's opening number and monologue is solidnahHe's doing Billy Crystal's thing, which was funny because Billy couldn't sing and dance - it's pathetic to do it seriously or kind of seriously - am I supposed to think Hugh can really sing and dance? Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted February 23, 2009 Author Share Posted February 23, 2009 5 previous best supporting actress winners do a tribute to the dangers of being an aging woman in HollywoodDoes Tilda Swinson only have one breast or is the dress? I’ll feel really bad if I soon learn, she recently had a masectomy.Penelope Cruz look to the left that is your future - enjoy being hot, while it lasts. Stay away from plastic surgery and pizza.Before the show Hugh Jackman seemed to be thrusting his pelvis into Barbara Walter’s face, which is actually pretty symbolic of the job she does on most of her subjects.Anyone want to bet me your dollar versus my life that Wall-E wins?Hey, it’s Tina Fey the most respected woman in the world next to Oprah!Steve is very funny - live. Now give us our money back for those Pink Panther movies.I want a ten minute tribute to Mickey Roarke’s dead dog.Early win for Milk - let the Prop 8 backlash begin.Where is Jack Nicholson, there’s no Laker’s game tonight.I don’t get the Kate Winslet love - not even a little bitI want to see the Bollywood version of Slumdog MillionaireC’mon Jennifer Aniston and Jack Black should chicken fight Brad and Angelina - go Jen. Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted February 23, 2009 Author Share Posted February 23, 2009 Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto - YES! Link to post Share on other sites
coug2828 8 Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 who's the chick hangin out with meryl streep? she's hot. and is it just me or does meryl streep always bring a mascot like that with her to theses things? Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,238 Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 How high are you currently?Also, I don't think his opening monologue/song and dance number was supposed to be the least bit serious. It was a comedy bit Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,238 Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 who's the chick hangin out with meryl streep? she's hot. and is it just me or does meryl streep always bring her daughter like that with her to theses things?FYP Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted February 23, 2009 Author Share Posted February 23, 2009 How high are you currently?Also, I don't think his opening monologue/song and dance number was supposed to be the least bit serious. It was a comedy bitYes but it was EXACTLY the same routine that Billy Crystal used to always do but with a guy from BroadwayStrangely not high at all actuallybut DOMO ARIGATO MR ROBOTO!!! Link to post Share on other sites
coug2828 8 Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 FYPnice. she's smokin Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted February 23, 2009 Author Share Posted February 23, 2009 Shouldn't the Oscar's have a best nude scene catagory? Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted February 23, 2009 Author Share Posted February 23, 2009 And the best actor goes to Jaoquin Phoenix - for Late Show with David Letterman Link to post Share on other sites
owise1 0 Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Don't know if any made any Oscar bets, but it looks like the favourties are coming in.Check the odds here Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 9 Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 And the best actor goes to Jaoquin Phoenix - for Late Show with David LettermanHard to believe that was the kid who just discovered masterbation in Parenthood. Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted February 23, 2009 Author Share Posted February 23, 2009 LOL - Can i get my money on Heath at 1-66! Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted February 23, 2009 Author Share Posted February 23, 2009 Hard to believe that was the kid who just discovered masterbation in Parenthood.lol he's mastered it by now Link to post Share on other sites
owise1 0 Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 LOL - Can i get my money on Heath at 1-66!Of course he is going to win Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,238 Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Yes but it was EXACTLY the same routine that Billy Crystal used to always do but with a guy from Broadwayso, a comedy song and dance number is irrevocably gone now, to only be done by Billy Crystal, who doesn't want to do the Oscars?If it's funny, it's funny. Regardless. Due to the new content every year (different movies and actors) I think it can be pulled off. Not every year, but every once in a while. Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 9 Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 OMG did you see that chinese guys teeth. Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted February 23, 2009 Author Share Posted February 23, 2009 OMG did you see that chinese guys teeth.yesouch Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted February 23, 2009 Author Share Posted February 23, 2009 so, a comedy song and dance number is irrevocably gone now, to only be done by Billy Crystal, who doesn't want to do the Oscars?If it's funny, it's funny. Regardless. Due to the new content every year (different movies and actors) I think it can be pulled off. Not every year, but every once in a while.I don't knowI do know that it was EXACTLY the routine that Billy did every yearand not nearly as funny! Link to post Share on other sites
Jrobb25 0 Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Will SMith just dropped "Boom goes the Dynomite" LOLROURKE FTW Link to post Share on other sites
coug2828 8 Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 who's the guy jennifer aniston is banging these days? Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted February 23, 2009 Author Share Posted February 23, 2009 who's the guy jennifer aniston is banging these days?last i heard John Mayer Link to post Share on other sites
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