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[keith crime]

wow E is freeze framing models pornagraphically and using a glamistrator

[keith crime]

I'm sad for Mickey Roarke's dog - wish all the other stars and red carpet ho's would die in a firebomb

[Ron_Mexico]

Jackman's opening number and monologue is solid

[keith crime]

Jackman's opening number and monologue is solid

nah

He's doing Billy Crystal's thing, which was funny because Billy couldn't sing and dance - it's pathetic to do it seriously or kind of seriously - am I supposed to think Hugh can really sing and dance?

[keith crime]

5 previous best supporting actress winners do a tribute to the dangers of being an aging woman in Hollywood

Does Tilda Swinson only have one breast or is the dress? I’ll feel really bad if I soon learn, she recently had a masectomy.

Penelope Cruz look to the left that is your future - enjoy being hot, while it lasts. Stay away from plastic surgery and pizza.


Before the show Hugh Jackman seemed to be thrusting his pelvis into Barbara Walter’s face, which is actually pretty symbolic of the job she does on most of her subjects.

Anyone want to bet me your dollar versus my life that Wall-E wins?

Hey, it’s Tina Fey the most respected woman in the world next to Oprah!

Steve is very funny - live. Now give us our money back for those Pink Panther movies.

I want a ten minute tribute to Mickey Roarke’s dead dog.

Early win for Milk - let the Prop 8 backlash begin.

Where is Jack Nicholson, there’s no Laker’s game tonight.

I don’t get the Kate Winslet love - not even a little bit

I want to see the Bollywood version of Slumdog Millionaire

C’mon Jennifer Aniston and Jack Black should chicken fight Brad and Angelina - go Jen.

[keith crime]

Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto - YES!

[coug2828]

who's the chick hangin out with meryl streep? she's hot. and is it just me or does meryl streep always bring a mascot like that with her to theses things?

[Ron_Mexico]

How high are you currently?


Also, I don't think his opening monologue/song and dance number was supposed to be the least bit serious. It was a comedy bit

[Ron_Mexico]

who's the chick hangin out with meryl streep? she's hot. and is it just me or does meryl streep always bring her daughter like that with her to theses things?

FYP

[keith crime]

How high are you currently?


Also, I don't think his opening monologue/song and dance number was supposed to be the least bit serious. It was a comedy bit

Yes but it was EXACTLY the same routine that Billy Crystal used to always do but with a guy from Broadway

Strangely not high at all actually

but DOMO ARIGATO MR ROBOTO!!!

[coug2828]

FYP

nice. she's smokin

[keith crime]

Shouldn't the Oscar's have a best nude scene catagory?

[keith crime]

And the best actor goes to Jaoquin Phoenix - for Late Show with David Letterman

[owise1]

Don't know if any made any Oscar bets, but it looks like the favourties are coming in.

Check the odds here

[grocery_mony]

And the best actor goes to Jaoquin Phoenix - for Late Show with David Letterman

Hard to believe that was the kid who just discovered masterbation in Parenthood.

[keith crime]

LOL - Can i get my money on Heath at 1-66!

[keith crime]

Hard to believe that was the kid who just discovered masterbation in Parenthood.

lol he's mastered it by now

[owise1]

LOL - Can i get my money on Heath at 1-66!

Of course he is going to win

[Ron_Mexico]

Yes but it was EXACTLY the same routine that Billy Crystal used to always do but with a guy from Broadway

so, a comedy song and dance number is irrevocably gone now, to only be done by Billy Crystal, who doesn't want to do the Oscars?

If it's funny, it's funny. Regardless. Due to the new content every year (different movies and actors) I think it can be pulled off. Not every year, but every once in a while.

[grocery_mony]

OMG did you see that chinese guys teeth.