My Cousin I thought you guys would enjoy it. I some times wish I could have punched some of my professors at Eugene like this guy did, I can completely relate.
GOD Is Busy
If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, GOD if you are real then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 min.' The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.
The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, 'What in the world is the matter with you? 'Why did you do that?'
The Marine calmly replied, 'GOD was too busy today protecting America 's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So He sent me.'
The classroom erupted in cheers!
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An Inspiring Email I Just Got
Started by BoSox86, Jan 31 2009 03:10 AM
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Posted 31 January 2009 - 03:10 AM
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Posted 31 January 2009 - 07:27 AM
QUOTE (BoSox86 @ Saturday, January 31st, 2009, 3:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The classroom erupted in cheers!
And they all lived happily ever after.
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Posted 31 January 2009 - 08:04 AM
The moral of the story is if people don't have the same beliefs as you they are "stupid and acting like idiots" so punch them in the face. Solid christian message.
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Posted 31 January 2009 - 08:32 AM
QUOTE (irishguy @ Saturday, January 31st, 2009, 11:04 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The moral of the story is if people don't have the same beliefs as you they are "stupid and acting like idiots" so punch them in the face. Solid christian message.
That is correct.
I also would have accepted, "just because people don't have the same beliefs as you does not mean you need to openly mock them with idiotic challenges."
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Posted 31 January 2009 - 09:09 AM
QUOTE (CindyLou @ Saturday, January 31st, 2009, 8:32 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
That is correct.
I also would have accepted, "just because people don't have the same beliefs as you does not mean you need to openly mock them with idiotic challenges."
I also would have accepted, "just because people don't have the same beliefs as you does not mean you need to openly mock them with idiotic challenges."
Unless the room is filled with democrats, then you get tenure
I use my cigar smoke as idiot repellent
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"The whole modern world has divided itself into Conservatives and Progressives. The business of Progressives is to go on making mistakes. The business of the Conservatives is to prevent the mistakes from being corrected." G.K. Chesterson 1900
timwakefield, on 18 April 2012 - 10:38 AM, said:
Things are only rights because the government decides they should be rights.
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Posted 31 January 2009 - 11:06 AM
Violence is still worse than boorishness in my book but
little sympathy for the dude
I call shenanigans however - the ACLU addition is the tipoff
This never really happened
little sympathy for the dude
I call shenanigans however - the ACLU addition is the tipoff
This never really happened
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Posted 31 January 2009 - 01:18 PM
Funny, if some proffessor called on muhammed to do the same with a couple of muslims in his class,
he woulda been forced tp publicly appologize and attend sensitivity training.
he woulda been forced tp publicly appologize and attend sensitivity training.
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Posted 31 January 2009 - 01:36 PM
LOL @ this thread.
So inspiring.
GTFO
So inspiring.
GTFO
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Posted 31 January 2009 - 01:59 PM
QUOTE (BoSox86 @ Saturday, January 31st, 2009, 4:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.
lol. BURN!
QUOTE (keith crime @ Saturday, January 31st, 2009, 12:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This never really happened
No shit. It's a pathetic excuse for a pscho christian fairy tale. The saddest part is that I'm sure there are a lot of people out there who actually believe it. I don't understand people.
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Posted 31 January 2009 - 02:22 PM
that inspired me so much i just cured cancer and wrote a christianity for dummies book.
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Posted 31 January 2009 - 03:26 PM
QUOTE (Balloon guy @ Saturday, January 31st, 2009, 11:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Unless the room is filled with democrats, then you get tenure
He said they were stupid idiots.... not retarded morons.
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QUOTE (Suited_Up @ Tuesday, July 1st, 2008, 9:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If Hollywood is fake though, I might know who it is. If not, then I'm scared for the world.
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hey leave hollywoodafd alone. he is a quality poster and can post any time he wants.
QUOTE (LongLiveYorke @ Friday, February 26th, 2010, 10:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
lol, I agree with Hollywood... weeeee
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Posted 31 January 2009 - 03:28 PM
QUOTE (speedz99 @ Saturday, January 31st, 2009, 3:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
lol. BURN!
No shit. It's a pathetic excuse for a pscho muslim fairy tale. The saddest part is that I'm sure there are a lot of people out there who actually believe it. I don't understand people.
No shit. It's a pathetic excuse for a pscho muslim fairy tale. The saddest part is that I'm sure there are a lot of people out there who actually believe it. I don't understand people.
Gawd... I thought of Hussein Obama immediately when I read this.
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QUOTE (Suited_Up @ Tuesday, July 1st, 2008, 9:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If Hollywood is fake though, I might know who it is. If not, then I'm scared for the world.
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Tuesday, March 18th, 2008, 5:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
hey leave hollywoodafd alone. he is a quality poster and can post any time he wants.
QUOTE (LongLiveYorke @ Friday, February 26th, 2010, 10:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
lol, I agree with Hollywood... weeeee
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Posted 31 January 2009 - 10:41 PM
I think I've lost 5 IQ points reading this thread...
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QUOTE (BigDMcGee @ Sunday, February 1st, 2009, 7:41 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I think I've lost 5 IQ points reading this thread...
Well you're still thinking so at least 80 more to go
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QUOTE (HollywoodAFD @ Saturday, January 31st, 2009, 4:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Gawd... I thought of Hussein Obama immediately when I read this.
You...think that the Marine in the story was supposed to be a muslim? I...what?
Dude, the "Hussein" thing isn't funny or controversial...it just makes you look kind of like an idiot. Just saying, in case the Ann Coulters of the world have made you think otherwise.
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Posted 01 February 2009 - 04:55 PM
QUOTE (speedz99 @ Sunday, February 1st, 2009, 2:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You...think that the Marine in the story was supposed to be a muslim? I...what?
Dude, the "Hussein" thing isn't funny or controversial...it just makes you look kind of like an idiot. Just saying, in case the Ann Coulters of the world have made you think otherwise.
Dude, the "Hussein" thing isn't funny or controversial...it just makes you look kind of like an idiot. Just saying, in case the Ann Coulters of the world have made you think otherwise.
Nooo... nothing to do with the Marine... what you said.
" The saddest part is that I'm sure there are a lot of people out there who actually believe it. I don't understand people"
Hussein is his name.... Why does that make me look like an idiot to refer to a guy by his name?
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If Hollywood is fake though, I might know who it is. If not, then I'm scared for the world.
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hey leave hollywoodafd alone. he is a quality poster and can post any time he wants.
QUOTE (LongLiveYorke @ Friday, February 26th, 2010, 10:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
lol, I agree with Hollywood... weeeee
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QUOTE (HollywoodAFD @ Sunday, February 1st, 2009, 4:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hussein is his name.... Why does that make me look like an idiot to refer to a guy by his name?
fwiw it makes you look even worse to pretend you don't know why.
but back to this story, I think it is deep commentary on the psychological impact of war. i mean, how can we train these guys to shoot at everything that moves and then expect them to sit peacefully in a classroom and listen to beliefs that differ from their own?
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QUOTE (HollywoodAFD @ Sunday, February 1st, 2009, 5:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hussein is his name.... Why does that make me look like an idiot to refer to a guy by his name?
does that kind of argument work on the retards you know in real life?
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Posted 01 February 2009 - 05:14 PM
QUOTE (YonYonson @ Sunday, February 1st, 2009, 7:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
does that kind of argument work on the retards you know in real life?
Wow that was a good one... got me there.
All the Bush haters referred to him as "W" but if you call Obama "Hussein".... you're an idiot.
That's funny.
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If Hollywood is fake though, I might know who it is. If not, then I'm scared for the world.
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hey leave hollywoodafd alone. he is a quality poster and can post any time he wants.
QUOTE (LongLiveYorke @ Friday, February 26th, 2010, 10:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
lol, I agree with Hollywood... weeeee
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QUOTE (vbnautilus @ Sunday, February 1st, 2009, 7:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
fwiw it makes you look even worse to pretend you don't know why.
but back to this story, I think it is deep commentary on the psychological impact of war. i mean, how can we train these guys to shoot at everything that moves and then expect them to sit peacefully in a classroom and listen to beliefs that differ from their own?
but back to this story, I think it is deep commentary on the psychological impact of war. i mean, how can we train these guys to shoot at everything that moves and then expect them to sit peacefully in a classroom and listen to beliefs that differ from their own?
fwiw.... you obviously never served.
To imply that soldiers are nothing more than trained killers and can not distinguish between facing an enemy in war and behaving properly in public settings makes you look pretty bad, sir.
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QUOTE (Suited_Up @ Tuesday, July 1st, 2008, 9:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If Hollywood is fake though, I might know who it is. If not, then I'm scared for the world.
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Tuesday, March 18th, 2008, 5:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
hey leave hollywoodafd alone. he is a quality poster and can post any time he wants.
QUOTE (LongLiveYorke @ Friday, February 26th, 2010, 10:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
lol, I agree with Hollywood... weeeee
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