"Head like a fuckin orange" turns up 250,000 google hits.

Pilkipedia has tons of free downloads, etc. There's an awesomely amazing amount of hours of it if you go back into the old weekly radio shows too, which they have compiled with the songs taken out. His most interesting ideas are about animals and the human body.
Probably my favorite feature is Do We Need 'Em, where Karl interviews a scientist on the question of whether "we need" a certain species of animal, focusing on species which get on Karl's nerves.
Do we need em? Octopus
Do we need em? Snails.
And on other subjects:
Karl laughs himself to sleep
Monkey news! Little monkey fella robs a bank.
Homeless fella calls Karl a dickhead
Other random quotes:
"Unless you've heard him, you can never really appreciate .. but he's like a real life Homer Simpson. The things he comes out with are extraordinary."
-Stephen Merchant on Karl Pilkington
On why worms come to the surface when it rains - "So the rain's comin down on the land, the worm goes 'what's goin on?' So it goes up and it sorta sees it's rainin, and then it goes back down again dunnit?"
On chameleons - "Stay green. Stay in the woods, and stay safe."
"Just been into the zoo, 'avin a look round an that. Went into the, er, into the aquarium. Mental, the amount of fish that are knockin' about"
On octopuses - "When you see 'em in films, they're running about an' that and everyone likes an octopus."
"I saw a cockroach playing Pacman. It was on the internet, right, and somebody had linked up a cockroach to err... to some... I can't even be bothered explaining it, but that's what I'm saying - everything is moving on"
"I've been watchin birds more than insects recently, and the thing I've found with pigeons is: they've got wings but they walk a lot"
"Just pop it on your wrist." - Ricky asks Karl how his 'invention' of a watch that counts down your life would actually work.
Karl is asked: If you could travel back in time, and take one modern invention, what would it be?
Karl replies: A gun, and shoot a lion in the head.










