dna4ever 2 Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 Ok I think I have had too much poker lately.My alarm clock went off this morning as the reality of a new year and Monday morning work came to light.In a daze I threw my arm across the bed and hit the snooze button and said "Check"My wife says she is taking the computer away lol. Link to post Share on other sites
Tritz 1 Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 Haha, that is pretty ammusing. Link to post Share on other sites
devidee 0 Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 This is kind of sick (or funny depending on your sense of humor) but a guy I went to college with would refer to someone who had passed away as having folded. As in: My friend, "Did you hear about Marlon Brando?" Me, " No, what happened to him?" My friend, "Dude, he just folded."He would also use it in reference to any sports team or league that was disbanded. "Dude, the XFL just folded." Link to post Share on other sites
csabo17 0 Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 Kinda sounds like me, i seem to often find myself playing online and tapping my mouse up and down to indicate check instead of actually clicking check. Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 20 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 /thread Link to post Share on other sites
Pot Odds RAC 23 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 This is kind of sick (or funny depending on your sense of humor) but a guy I went to college with would refer to someone who had passed away as having folded. As in: My friend, "Did you hear about Marlon Brando?" Me, " No, what happened to him?" My friend, "Dude, he just folded."He would also use it in reference to any sports team or league that was disbanded. "Dude, the XFL just folded."...I know a guy who says: "Check!" when he wants to know how much he owes for dinner. Link to post Share on other sites
Pot Odds RAC 23 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Ok I think I have had too much poker lately.My alarm clock went off this morning as the reality of a new year and Monday morning work came to light.In a daze I threw my arm across the bed and hit the snooze button and said "Check"My wife says she is taking the computer away lol.That is pretty funny.I've been (over) using "that's a bad beat" anytime something negative happens. Link to post Share on other sites
Don Giovanni 0 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 worst thread ever Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 20 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Maybe I didn't make myself clear. /thread Link to post Share on other sites
pele_br 0 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Meh, this thread has great potential to be teh funny.There was a thread in a brazilian forum I post, which is basically:"You know you've been playing way too much poker when..."- You go to the cinema and ask the cashier how much is the buy-in.- When you open a new bank account, you ask the manager how much is the rake.- Someone asks you for money and you reply you can't because you are short-stacked.- You go to confession, and you tell the priest your biggest sin was raising all-in with pocket deuces....And so on... Link to post Share on other sites
eYank 0 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Meh, this thread has great potential to be teh funny.There was a thread in a brazilian forum I post, which is basically:"You know you've been playing way too much poker when..."- You go to the cinema and ask the cashier how much is the buy-in.- When you open a new bank account, you ask the manager how much is the rake.- Someone asks you for money and you reply you can't because you are short-stacked.- You go to confession, and you tell the priest your biggest sin was raising all-in with pocket deuces....And so on...I once said Ill play you heads up in basketball and they looked @ me like huh? and im like o 1 on 1 i mean Link to post Share on other sites
JSHamm 9 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 /thread/thread Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted October 5, 2007 Author Share Posted October 5, 2007 OOOH JAN 05 BUMPANGE Link to post Share on other sites
pele_br 0 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 OOOH JAN 05 BUMPANGEI NEVER check the dates. Another one:When the plane is landing you keep thinking to yourself "hold, hold, hooooold" Link to post Share on other sites
eYank 0 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 OOOH JAN 05 BUMPANGElol i always fall for that Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 /threadHaha, you've been waiting to use this one for a loooong time, I bet. That's pretty funny, JJ Link to post Share on other sites
lvpro 0 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Haha, you've been waiting to use this one for a loooong time, I bet. That's pretty funny, JJ Which one of the J's are you choosing to leave out? Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 20 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Which one of the J's are you choosing to leave out?I read it as leaving out the first "Jo.""JoeyJo"Not "JoeyJo"EDIT: /thread Link to post Share on other sites
chgocubs99 0 Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 Kinda sounds like me, i seem to often find myself playing online and tapping my mouse up and down to indicate check instead of actually clicking check.I do this too. Link to post Share on other sites
quadaces 0 Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 I do this too. HOW'D THEM CUBBIES DO?HAHAHA FU.CK THE CUBS Link to post Share on other sites
chgocubs99 0 Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 Who cares about the Cubs? Link to post Share on other sites
zmoney 0 Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 Who cares about the Cubs?You did untill they got swept Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 What the fuck is fu.ck? Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 586 Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 What the fuck is fu.ck?good sex screwed up by a period. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 good sex screwed up by a period.Hiyooooo!!! Link to post Share on other sites
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