Ok I think I have had too much poker lately.My alarm clock went off this morning as the reality of a new year and Monday morning work came to light.In a daze I threw my arm across the bed and hit the snooze button and said "Check"My wife says she is taking the computer away lol.
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Alarm Clock - Check
Started by dna4ever, Jan 03 2005 08:01 AM
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Posted 03 January 2005 - 08:01 AM
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Posted 03 January 2005 - 08:28 AM
Haha, that is pretty ammusing. 
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Posted 03 January 2005 - 08:58 AM
This is kind of sick (or funny depending on your sense of humor) but a guy I went to college with would refer to someone who had passed away as having folded. As in: My friend, "Did you hear about Marlon Brando?" Me, " No, what happened to him?" My friend, "Dude, he just folded."He would also use it in reference to any sports team or league that was disbanded. "Dude, the XFL just folded."
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Posted 03 January 2005 - 10:42 AM
Kinda sounds like me, i seem to often find myself playing online and tapping my mouse up and down to indicate check instead of actually clicking check.
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Posted 05 October 2007 - 07:35 AM
/thread
Homer: Moe, I need your advice.
Moe: Yeah?
Homer: See, I got this friend named... Joey Jo Jo... Junior... Shabadoo.
Moe: That's the worst name I ever heard.
Moe: Yeah?
Homer: See, I got this friend named... Joey Jo Jo... Junior... Shabadoo.
Moe: That's the worst name I ever heard.
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Posted 05 October 2007 - 07:44 AM
QUOTE (devidee @ Monday, January 3rd, 2005, 8:58 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This is kind of sick (or funny depending on your sense of humor) but a guy I went to college with would refer to someone who had passed away as having folded. As in:
My friend, "Did you hear about Marlon Brando?"
Me, " No, what happened to him?"
My friend, "Dude, he just folded."
He would also use it in reference to any sports team or league that was disbanded.
"Dude, the XFL just folded."
My friend, "Did you hear about Marlon Brando?"
Me, " No, what happened to him?"
My friend, "Dude, he just folded."
He would also use it in reference to any sports team or league that was disbanded.
"Dude, the XFL just folded."
...I know a guy who says: "Check!" when he wants to know how much he owes for dinner.
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Posted 05 October 2007 - 07:46 AM
QUOTE (dna4ever @ Monday, January 3rd, 2005, 8:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ok I think I have had too much poker lately.
My alarm clock went off this morning as the reality of a new year and Monday morning work came to light.
In a daze I threw my arm across the bed and hit the snooze button and said "Check"
My wife says she is taking the computer away lol.
My alarm clock went off this morning as the reality of a new year and Monday morning work came to light.
In a daze I threw my arm across the bed and hit the snooze button and said "Check"
My wife says she is taking the computer away lol.
That is pretty funny.
I've been (over) using "that's a bad beat" anytime something negative happens.
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Posted 05 October 2007 - 07:46 AM
worst thread ever
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Posted 05 October 2007 - 07:46 AM
Maybe I didn't make myself clear.
QUOTE (JoeyJoJo @ Friday, October 5th, 2007, 8:35 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
/thread
Homer: Moe, I need your advice.
Moe: Yeah?
Homer: See, I got this friend named... Joey Jo Jo... Junior... Shabadoo.
Moe: That's the worst name I ever heard.
Moe: Yeah?
Homer: See, I got this friend named... Joey Jo Jo... Junior... Shabadoo.
Moe: That's the worst name I ever heard.
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Posted 05 October 2007 - 08:07 AM
Meh, this thread has great potential to be teh funny.
There was a thread in a brazilian forum I post, which is basically:
"You know you've been playing way too much poker when..."
- You go to the cinema and ask the cashier how much is the buy-in.
- When you open a new bank account, you ask the manager how much is the rake.
- Someone asks you for money and you reply you can't because you are short-stacked.
- You go to confession, and you tell the priest your biggest sin was raising all-in with pocket deuces....
And so on...
There was a thread in a brazilian forum I post, which is basically:
"You know you've been playing way too much poker when..."
- You go to the cinema and ask the cashier how much is the buy-in.
- When you open a new bank account, you ask the manager how much is the rake.
- Someone asks you for money and you reply you can't because you are short-stacked.
- You go to confession, and you tell the priest your biggest sin was raising all-in with pocket deuces....
And so on...
Too busy to play poker......................... : (
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Posted 05 October 2007 - 08:21 AM
QUOTE (pele_br @ Friday, October 5th, 2007, 8:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Meh, this thread has great potential to be teh funny.
There was a thread in a brazilian forum I post, which is basically:
"You know you've been playing way too much poker when..."
- You go to the cinema and ask the cashier how much is the buy-in.
- When you open a new bank account, you ask the manager how much is the rake.
- Someone asks you for money and you reply you can't because you are short-stacked.
- You go to confession, and you tell the priest your biggest sin was raising all-in with pocket deuces....
And so on...
There was a thread in a brazilian forum I post, which is basically:
"You know you've been playing way too much poker when..."
- You go to the cinema and ask the cashier how much is the buy-in.
- When you open a new bank account, you ask the manager how much is the rake.
- Someone asks you for money and you reply you can't because you are short-stacked.
- You go to confession, and you tell the priest your biggest sin was raising all-in with pocket deuces....
And so on...
I once said Ill play you heads up in basketball and they looked @ me like huh? and im like o 1 on 1 i mean
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Posted 05 October 2007 - 08:26 AM
QUOTE(Mr. Sparco @ Tuesday, September 25th, 2007, 9:17 AM) 
Twelve.
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Posted 05 October 2007 - 08:35 AM
OOOH JAN 05 BUMPANGE
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Posted 05 October 2007 - 08:54 AM
QUOTE (dna4ever @ Friday, October 5th, 2007, 5:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
OOOH JAN 05 BUMPANGE
I NEVER check the dates.
Another one:
When the plane is landing you keep thinking to yourself "hold, hold, hooooold"
Too busy to play poker......................... : (
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Posted 05 October 2007 - 09:30 AM
QUOTE (dna4ever @ Friday, October 5th, 2007, 8:35 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
OOOH JAN 05 BUMPANGE
lol i always fall for that
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Posted 05 October 2007 - 09:48 AM
QUOTE (JoeyJoJo @ Friday, October 5th, 2007, 11:35 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
/thread
Haha, you've been waiting to use this one for a loooong time, I bet. That's pretty funny, JJ
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Posted 05 October 2007 - 11:50 AM
QUOTE (Shimmering Wang @ Friday, October 5th, 2007, 10:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Haha, you've been waiting to use this one for a loooong time, I bet. That's pretty funny, JJ
Which one of the J's are you choosing to leave out?
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Posted 05 October 2007 - 12:07 PM
QUOTE (lvpro @ Friday, October 5th, 2007, 12:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Which one of the J's are you choosing to leave out?
I read it as leaving out the first "Jo."
"JoeyJo"
Not "JoeyJo"
EDIT: /thread
Homer: Moe, I need your advice.
Moe: Yeah?
Homer: See, I got this friend named... Joey Jo Jo... Junior... Shabadoo.
Moe: That's the worst name I ever heard.
Moe: Yeah?
Homer: See, I got this friend named... Joey Jo Jo... Junior... Shabadoo.
Moe: That's the worst name I ever heard.
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Posted 06 October 2007 - 07:51 PM
QUOTE (csabo17 @ Monday, January 3rd, 2005, 1:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Kinda sounds like me, i seem to often find myself playing online and tapping my mouse up and down to indicate check instead of actually clicking check.
I do this too.
QUOTE (dscoot @ Friday, April 10th, 2009, 3:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
im still not sold that many of these people that get these big online scores are winners when it comes to the live game, which, by the way, is real poker.
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Posted 06 October 2007 - 09:48 PM
QUOTE (chgocubs99 @ Saturday, October 6th, 2007, 8:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I do this too.
HOW'D THEM CUBBIES DO?
HAHAHA FU.CK THE CUBS
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