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Standard in my world of shit...Full Tilt Poker Game #9727154808: Table Save (deep 6) - $0.10/$0.25 - No Limit Hold'em - 7:26:50 ET - 2008/12/28Seat 1: KORjung ($26.25)Seat 2: hsJ2k7 ($25.95)Seat 3: Crownboy69 ($21.10)Seat 4: grancanaria2 ($46.75)Seat 5: 1Love1Life ($23.75)Seat 6: greators ($39.25)Crownboy69 posts the small blind of $0.10grancanaria2 posts the big blind of $0.25The button is in seat #2*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to 1Love1Life [Qs Qc]1Love1Life calls $0.25greators foldsKORjung foldshsJ2k7 raises to $1.25Crownboy69 foldsgrancanaria2 folds1Love1Life calls $1*** FLOP *** [7h 2d 5d]1Love1Life checkshsJ2k7 has 15 seconds left to acthsJ2k7 bets $2.251Love1Life raises to $4.50hsJ2k7 has 15 seconds left to acthsJ2k7 raises to $11.501Love1Life raises to $22.50, and is all inhsJ2k7 calls $111Love1Life shows [Qs Qc]hsJ2k7 shows [Jh Js]*** TURN *** [7h 2d 5d] [As]*** RIVER *** [7h 2d 5d As] [Jc]1Love1Life shows a pair of QueenshsJ2k7 shows three of a kind, JackshsJ2k7 wins the pot ($45.50) with three of a kind, JackshsJ2k7 is sitting out1Love1Life is sitting out*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $47.85 | Rake $2.35Board: [7h 2d 5d As Jc]Seat 1: KORjung didn't bet (folded)Seat 2: hsJ2k7 (button) showed [Jh Js] and won ($45.50) with three of a kind, JacksSeat 3: Crownboy69 (small blind) folded before the FlopSeat 4: grancanaria2 (big blind) folded before the FlopSeat 5: 1Love1Life showed [Qs Qc] and lost with a pair of QueensSeat 6: greators didn't bet (folded)

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25/50nl on the old fcp i have aqtwo way flopflop aqqmy stack 7000his23000all in on the flop <no way he has aces preflop betting detwermined that>i show boat he shows 77 and chats "i thought you wer bluffing lol"turn7river7that is the bad beat

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25/50nl on the old fcp i have aqtwo way flopflop aqqmy stack 7000his23000all in on the flop <no way he has aces preflop betting detwermined that>i show boat he shows 77 and chats "i thought you wer bluffing lol"turn7river7that is the bad beat
yeah, but that was either play money or a complete lie, so pfft
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This isn't even a bad beat. He happened to have a lower over pair and he sucked out, but he could have had AA, KK, 55, 77, KdJd, etc. You would have played the hand the same as him if you had had jacks against his queens. If poker is bringing you frustration in your life, then no one is forcing you to play. You need to do something to get yourself into a better frame of mind. I'm not trying to give you shit here - but it's not good if you're getting worked up about losing $25. Life's too short.

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This isn't even a bad beat. He happened to have a lower over pair and he sucked out, but he could have had AA, KK, 55, 77, KdJd, etc. You would have played the hand the same as him if you had had jacks against his queens. If poker is bringing you frustration in your life, then no one is forcing you to play. You need to do something to get yourself into a better frame of mind. I'm not trying to give you shit here - but it's not good if you're getting worked up about losing $25. Life's too short.
i agree with this.
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Hah try me having 45 of hearts and the board coming 678 of hearts, I bet he raise I push he calles with qj of hearts and it comes 9 of hearts 10 of hearts, for runner runner higher straight flush for a 3700 pot.

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Hah try me having 45 of hearts and the board coming 678 of hearts, I bet he raise I push he calles with qj of hearts and it comes 9 of hearts 10 of hearts, for runner runner higher straight flush for a 3700 pot.
whats with this? It seems like every bad beat thread now has some noob with <20 posts coming up with some stupid fake bad beat story.
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This isn't news, but here's a real bad beat:Stage #XXXXXXX: Holdem (1 on 1) Normal $200/$400 - 2008-12-20 04:15:23 (ET)Table: FIR AVE (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealerSeat 4 - PHILHELLMUTH ($4495 in chips)Seat 6 - DOUBLEBALLER ($7494 in chips)PHILHELLMUTH - Posts small blind $100DOUBLEBALLER - Posts big blind $200*** POCKET CARDS ***PHILHELLMUTH - Raises $300 to $400DOUBLEBALLER - Raises $400 to $600PHILHELLMUTH - Raises $400 to $800DOUBLEBALLER - Calls $200*** FLOP *** [Js Kc Kh]DOUBLEBALLER - ChecksPHILHELLMUTH - Bets $200DOUBLEBALLER - Raises $400 to $400PHILHELLMUTH - Calls $200*** TURN *** [Js Kc Kh] [2h]DOUBLEBALLER - Bets $400PHILHELLMUTH - Raises $800 to $800DOUBLEBALLER - Raises $800 to $1200PHILHELLMUTH - Calls $400*** RIVER *** [Js Kc Kh 2h] [9c]DOUBLEBALLER - Bets $400PHILHELLMUTH - Calls $400*** SHOW DOWN ***DOUBLEBALLER - Shows [Kd Qh] (Three of a kind, kings) PHILHELLMUTH - MucksPHILHELLMUTH Collects $5599 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total Pot($5600) | Rake ($1)Board [Js Kc Kh 2h 9c]Seat 4: PHILHELLMUTH (dealer) (small blind) won Total ($5599) HI: ($5599) [Mucked] [2s 10s] Seat 6: DOUBLEBALLER (big blind) HI:lost with Three of a kind, kings [Kd Qh - B:Kh,P:Kd,B:Kc,P:Qh,B:Js]

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