El Guapo 10 Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 I have 2 kids currently, the wife has been going on and on about having another. I am good with 2. They are perfect, couldn't ask for better kids.I don't want more for multiple reasons, they are expensive, they take a lot of time, I am afraid of pregnancy complications for my wife again, plus she sucks pregnant.So what are your thoughts? Link to post Share on other sites
Piddle Duck 0 Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 How about you have one and give it to me. I will give you about $8K. You have cute kids already so at least we know it won't be ugly, like the risk we run with adoption.Hell, my future home. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 8 Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 How about you have one and give it to me. I will give you about $8K. You have cute kids already so at least we know it won't be ugly, like the risk we run with adoption.Hell, my future home.No way, everyone knows black babies are the cutest. Have kers make you one. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,741 Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 in the warriors code, theres no surrender. though his body says stop, he cries, never! deep in our soul a quiet ember knows its you against you, its the paradox that drives us on. its a battle of wills and in the heat of attack its the passion that kills. the victory is yours alone. in the burning heart just about to burst, theres a quest for answers an unquenchable thirst. Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 2 is a good number in these trying financial times.Beg her.... speak to her sensibly about college expenses and what not... then go get a V without her knowing. Link to post Share on other sites
dapokerbum 0 Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 1) Divorce obv2) take the two kids with you3) TP / MM 4) Get a stripper GF5) profit? Link to post Share on other sites
Yoda 1 Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Definitely down with 2 and done. 86 days until the first arrives. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 that's actually the correct number! Link to post Share on other sites
IQCrash 1 Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 I have 2 kids currently, the wife has been going on and on about having another. I am good with 2. They are perfect, couldn't ask for better kids.I don't want more for multiple reasons, they are expensive, they take a lot of time, I am afraid of pregnancy complications for my wife again, plus she sucks pregnant.So what are your thoughts?obv agree to her terms in order to keep her happy and not obstruct the flow of vag, then go get a vasectomy during a lunch break. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 obv agree to her terms in order to keep her happy and not obstruct the flow of vag, then go get a vasectomy during a lunch break.ooooohhhh... you just made the same joke as hollywood. that's gonna be a negative 5000 points. tough break. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,960 Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 obv agree to her terms in order to keep her happy and not obstruct the flow of vag, then go get a vasectomy during a lunch break.or, tell her you're taking her to Disneyland, and get really vague when you stop the car at the Hysterectomy Clinic. Link to post Share on other sites
IQCrash 1 Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 ooooohhhh... you just made the same joke as hollywood. that's gonna be a negative 5000 points. tough break.That's what I get for only skimming his posts.Any extra credit for use of the phrase 'obstruct the flow of vag'? Link to post Share on other sites
hblask 1 Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 plus she sucks pregnant./discussion Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 That's what I get for only skimming his posts.Any extra credit for use of the phrase 'obstruct the flow of vag'?aaaactually, that's another negative 1000 points for making me think about a woman's menstruation. this has not been your day! Link to post Share on other sites
IQCrash 1 Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 aaaactually, that's another negative 1000 points for making me think about a woman's menstruation. this has not been your day!Okay, give me a minute, I'm gonna give this another shot. Link to post Share on other sites
IQCrash 1 Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 I have 2 kids currently, the wife has been going on and on about having another. I am good with 2. They are perfect, couldn't ask for better kids.I don't want more for multiple reasons, they are expensive, they take a lot of time, I am afraid of pregnancy complications for my wife again, plus she sucks pregnant.So what are your thoughts?obv let me impregnate your wife and foot the child support Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 8 Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Does an aborted foetus preserved in a jar of formaldehyde count as a kid? Link to post Share on other sites
AmScray 354 Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Have one, working on #2, want many more. Ideally 5-7They are not as expensive as people make them out to be, unless you lavish them with unneeded shit (99.999% of parents who spoil their children are completely unaware that they're doing so). A large family unit has substantial benefits later in life for people who aren't of the "consumer" breeds. Five or six highly intelligent, highly educated, well connected siblings with good credit ratings can dominate whatever they choose. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 10 Posted December 18, 2008 Author Share Posted December 18, 2008 Have one, working on #2, want many more. Ideally 5-7They are not as expensive as people make them out to be, unless you lavish them with unneeded shit (99.999% of parents who spoil their children are completely unaware that they're doing so). A large family unit has substantial benefits later in life for people who aren't of the "consumer" breeds. Five or six highly intelligent, highly educated, well connected siblings with good credit ratings can dominate whatever they choose.So, wait, you're for a master race? Aren't you somehow of the Jewish persuasion?And sometimes the cost of kids is not tangible. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,960 Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 And sometimes the cost of kids is not tangible.go get some sleep, crankypants Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,741 Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Does an aborted foetus preserved in a jar of formaldehyde count as a kid?is it your jar? Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Kids are stupid. I asked my friends three year old where Mexico was and he shit his pants and started crying. Fucking retard. Link to post Share on other sites
TRB05 1 Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 I have 2 kids currently, the wife has been going on and on about having another. I am good with 2. They are perfect, couldn't ask for better kids.I don't want more for multiple reasons, they are expensive, they take a lot of time, I am afraid of pregnancy complications for my wife again, plus she sucks pregnant.So what are your thoughts?Exact same situation here, and I feel exactly the same way. Link to post Share on other sites
gobears 0 Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 We had two and were content but the third one got thru the defensive measures and we're glad she did.Their ages are similar so having three is not that much more difficult then having two and the fact that we can pass down clothes makes it somewhat less expensive. College will be rough though having to put three thru instead of two (assuming they all go). Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,768 Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 I have 2 kids currently, the wife has been going on and on about having another. I am good with 2. They are perfect, couldn't ask for better kids.I don't want more for multiple reasons, they are expensive, they take a lot of time, I am afraid of pregnancy complications for my wife again, plus she sucks pregnant.So what are your thoughts?Kids are awesome. Three is an ok number, but then someone isn't going to have a brother/sister and the other two will. I was the only boy in a 3 kid family, and if I hadn't had so many friends it would have sucked really bad. It's probably the main reason we went five. I always wanted a brother. Link to post Share on other sites
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