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#1 IQCrash

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Posted 22 November 2008 - 02:30 AM

I've been getting a lot of strange messages recently, so I thought I'd post them here and you guys could give your opinions on how high you think the sender is.Note: Sender will always be female, some hotter than others. The not-so-hot ones will make up for looks with being absolutely skanky.Tonight's message comes from my stripper friend Candy (real name), who works at a really low-rent strip club off Hollywood Blvd.The text message sent at 2:24am reads: have you ever noticed that the letters FTW are the same as WTF? weirdThere was no other communication between us tonight, or even in the last week.So, my dear friends, how high was she?Picture of Candy included for reference.Posted ImageFun Fact: She once stopped giving a guy head and slapped herself with his penis as I watched.

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Posted 22 November 2008 - 04:25 AM

View PostIQCrash, on Saturday, November 22nd, 2008, 4:30 AM, said:

Fun Fact: She once stopped giving a guy head and slapped herself with his penis as I watched.
i think you're supposed to record stuff like this to show el guapo when you get together.high guesstimate: 2.5/10. just buzzed enough to be free associating.
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Posted 22 November 2008 - 06:35 AM

I :club: this game.

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Posted 22 November 2008 - 06:46 AM

View Postfryer98, on Saturday, November 22nd, 2008, 9:35 AM, said:

I :club: this game.
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Posted 22 November 2008 - 06:55 AM

So, what's it like to pound her from behind with those eyes staring back at you ? Very creative stamp !High rating 4/10
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Posted 22 November 2008 - 06:59 AM

she has man hands
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Posted 22 November 2008 - 10:16 AM

View PostIQCrash, on Saturday, November 22nd, 2008, 2:30 AM, said:

Fun Fact: She once stopped giving a guy head and slapped herself with his penis as I watched.
So, how big was the guys dick?

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Posted 22 November 2008 - 10:20 AM

she was moderately high.
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Posted 24 November 2008 - 10:49 PM

View PostIQCrash, on Saturday, November 22nd, 2008, 2:30 AM, said:

really low-rent strip club
You don't say?And she was just pretty high.
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Posted 24 November 2008 - 11:36 PM

8/10. On poly substances, not just one.
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Posted 24 November 2008 - 11:39 PM

are we sure it's a she? I mean, this is IQ. Might be a shehe.

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Posted 24 November 2008 - 11:44 PM

View Postrunthemover, on Monday, November 24th, 2008, 11:39 PM, said:

are we sure it's a she? I mean, this is IQ. Might be a shehe.
That would be in keeping with the strip club's low rent, off broadway status, and also why he didn't show her face, but just her eyes and dumper.
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Posted 24 November 2008 - 11:47 PM

If there was any penile activity going on with this girl, it was before my time. I can personally attest to a vagina.

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Posted 24 November 2008 - 11:49 PM

View PostIQCrash, on Monday, November 24th, 2008, 11:47 PM, said:

If there was any penile activity going on with this girl, it was before my time. I can personally attest to a vagina.
Not even a hot hermaphroditic penis/vag combo, or maybe a Chyna-style super clitoris? This is heart breaking, really.
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Posted 25 November 2008 - 12:21 AM

Since you guys seem to be infatuated with shemales tonight, thought I'd share one with you.Meet Jacklyn.After:Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImageAnd just to keep it real, the Before, from summer 2007...Posted Image

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Posted 25 November 2008 - 12:47 AM

View PostIQCrash, on Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 1:21 AM, said:

Since you guys seem to be infatuated with shemales tonight, thought I'd share one with you.Meet Jacklyn.After:Posted Image
Now that's what I'm TALKIN' About!
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Posted 25 November 2008 - 01:07 AM

I'd seriously rather do the shemale than the fat chick.

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Posted 25 November 2008 - 03:00 AM

View PostDirtydutch, on Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 1:07 AM, said:

I'd seriously rather do the shemale than the fat chick.
Even if she were skinny and moderately attractive those eyes on her lower back would freak me the **** out. It's like being watched when you try to slip one in from behind. Sketchy.
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Posted 25 November 2008 - 03:03 AM

View PostGetSprung, on Tuesday, November 25th, 2008, 3:00 AM, said:

Even if she were skinny and moderately attractive those eyes on her lower back would freak me the **** out. It's like being watched when you try to slip one in from behind. Sketchy.
Would this be creepier than the ballsack penduluming back and slapping you in the thigh during?

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Posted 25 November 2008 - 03:22 AM

that shit ain't fair.
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