dna4ever 2 Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27723464/For those in the Santa Fe New Mexico area you are in luck!For the birds: a dropping-filled face maskAt Santa Fe’s Ten Thousand Waves spa, the Nightingale Cleansing Mask includes a powder composed of “sanitized droppings” from the tiny wonder-birds. The high nitrogen content draws out bacteria from the skin and breaks down dead skin cells more gently than acid peels. Used for centuries by geisha in Japan, the facial is “an all-natural way to brighten and smooth the skin.” Is your old-fashioned poop-free exfoliator suddenly looking better than usual? We thought so.Nightingale Cleansing Mask, 55 minutes, $115. Ten Thousand Waves spa, www.tenthousandwaves.com; Santa Fe, N.M., 505-992-5025. Link to post Share on other sites
hblask 1 Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 I'll poop on your face for only $114. Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted November 17, 2008 Author Share Posted November 17, 2008 I'll poop on your face for only $114.2 guys 1 cup? We could be the next big thing ...... could make brazillions .......... Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 god damn it, I just took a dump and wasted the whole thing! talk about flushing money down the toilet. Link to post Share on other sites
rcgs59 15 Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 An old wise tale I heard if you get shit on by a bird in mid flight it is suppose to be good luck Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Nightingale Cleansing Mask, 55 minutes, $115. Ten Thousand Waves spa, www.tenthousandwaves.com; Santa Fe, N.M., 505-992-5025.You got pooped on for free. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 An old wive's tale I heard if you get shit on by a bird in mid flight it is suppose to be good luckfyp Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 An old wise tale I heard if you get shit on by a bird in mid flight it is suppose to be good luckwhat? lolIf I get shit on a bird midflight I become suicidal Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 what? lolIf I get shit on a bird midflight I become suicidalYou should try to fly in a different path than they do. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,741 Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 An old wise tale I heard if you get shit on by a bird in mid flight it is suppose to be good lucki'd like to take a shit on you. Link to post Share on other sites
Gallo 1 Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 A bird shit on me last week. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 someone should pitch this to R Kelly...could be great for marketing! Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Reminds me of pledging a fraternity. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 A bird shit on me last week. Lucky! Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 9 Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 One of the few benefits of a shitty economy is it cost $100 less than last year for a hooker to take a dump on me when I was in Vegas. Link to post Share on other sites
litlebullet 0 Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 *backs out of this thread slowly*my state is stupid Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 One of the few benefits of a shitty economy is it cost $100 less than last year for a hooker to take a dump on me when I was in Vegas.Man...I really hope you are kidding about that story.It saddens me to think that hookers are not making the money they once did for serving up "Cleveland Steamers". Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 9 Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Man...I really hope you are kidding about that story.It saddens me to think that hookers are not making the money they once did for serving up "Cleveland Steamers".Supply and demand my friend. Too many young women thinking they can make a killing defacating on tourists in a hotel bathtub then the market starts to go soft and people get there scat fix closer to home. Link to post Share on other sites
NonZeroPossibility 0 Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Can't believe nobody has said it yet, but TTIWWP Link to post Share on other sites
rcgs59 15 Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 i'd like to take a shit on you.some how I think that would work better on a John Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Supply and demand my friend. Too many young women thinking they can make a killing defacating on tourists in a hotel bathtub then the market starts to go soft and people get there scat fix closer to home.This world is going to hell..... straight to HELL, I tell ya ! ! Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted November 18, 2008 Author Share Posted November 18, 2008 HE CALLED THE SHIT POOP! Link to post Share on other sites
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