Or argue why you shouldn't go to Hell...OK...I've sinned- Premarital sex- Drug and alcohol abuse, etcBut I think, if there is a God, that He will see the goodness in my heart and spirit and allow me passage to a better place than Hell. Somewhere I can get laid when I want, eat and drink what I choose and, generally, chill to the max.Rock on, God!
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The Official "i'm Pretty Sure I'm Going To Hell" Thread
Started by Mercury69, Nov 07 2008 11:26 AM
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Posted 07 November 2008 - 11:26 AM
"We had all the momentum. We were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look west, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark, that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back." —Raoul Duke, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
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Posted 07 November 2008 - 12:39 PM
Mercury69, on Friday, November 7th, 2008, 11:26 AM, said:
Or argue why you shouldn't go to Hell...OK...I've sinned- Premarital sex- Drug and alcohol abuse, etcBut I think, if there is a God, that He will see the goodness in my heart and spirit and allow me passage to a better place than Hell. Somewhere I can get laid when I want, eat and drink what I choose and, generally, chill to the max.Rock on, God!
I am not an alcoholic
I am a drunk
Alcoholics go to meetings
I am a drunk
Alcoholics go to meetings
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Posted 07 November 2008 - 12:45 PM
Silly rabbit.. Hell is for Children...http://video.google....is for children
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Posted 07 November 2008 - 01:41 PM
need to take me in heaven and understand I was a sheepdid the best I could, raised in insanityor send me to hell cause I ain't beggin' for my lifeain't nothing worse than this cursed ass hopeless life
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Posted 07 November 2008 - 01:45 PM
SuitedAces21, on Friday, November 7th, 2008, 1:41 PM, said:
need to take me in heaven and understand I was a sheepdid the best I could, raised in insanityor send me to hell cause I ain't beggin' for my lifeain't nothing worse than this cursed ass hopeless life
I am not an alcoholic
I am a drunk
Alcoholics go to meetings
I am a drunk
Alcoholics go to meetings
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Posted 08 November 2008 - 05:09 PM
Mercury69, on Friday, November 7th, 2008, 1:26 PM, said:
Or argue why you shouldn't go to Hell...OK...I've sinned- Premarital sex- Drug and alcohol abuse, etcBut I think, if there is a God, that He will see the goodness in my heart and spirit and allow me passage to a better place than Hell. Somewhere I can get laid when I want, eat and drink what I choose and, generally, chill to the max.Rock on, God!
"If it wasn't for luck I'd win every one" -- Phil Hellmuth
QUOTE (Suited_Up @ Tuesday, July 1st, 2008, 9:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If Hollywood is fake though, I might know who it is. If not, then I'm scared for the world.
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Tuesday, March 18th, 2008, 5:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
hey leave hollywoodafd alone. he is a quality poster and can post any time he wants.
QUOTE (LongLiveYorke @ Friday, February 26th, 2010, 10:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
lol, I agree with Hollywood... weeeee
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Posted 11 November 2008 - 01:23 PM
HollywoodAFD, on Saturday, November 8th, 2008, 5:09 PM, said:
Hey...if those are your only 2 sins.... I'd say you get a VIP pass to heaven.
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Posted 11 November 2008 - 01:37 PM
What many people dont realise is that we're already in hell.
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Posted 11 November 2008 - 06:24 PM
Sick Boy, on Tuesday, November 11th, 2008, 3:37 PM, said:
What many people dont realise is that we're already in hell.
"If it wasn't for luck I'd win every one" -- Phil Hellmuth
QUOTE (Suited_Up @ Tuesday, July 1st, 2008, 9:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If Hollywood is fake though, I might know who it is. If not, then I'm scared for the world.
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Tuesday, March 18th, 2008, 5:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
hey leave hollywoodafd alone. he is a quality poster and can post any time he wants.
QUOTE (LongLiveYorke @ Friday, February 26th, 2010, 10:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
lol, I agree with Hollywood... weeeee
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