ChuckNorr!s 0 Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 As yall know the economy is not doing good so there are massive layoffs in Las VEgas and these are some of the cutbacks we heard.-at the MGM, they fired all the Lion feeders and will instead just use some of their poker dealers to feed these Lions, goodluck with that.-at the Hilton, they have hired a Barry Manilow look alike to take over the show, apparently Barry is too expensive, so they hired another gay guy and his name is Clay Aiken.-at the Bellagio, to save money on the water shows, they connected all sewers to the fountain so they can use customer's urine and spit for the water show, so yall better change your clothes if you get wet from this show.-at the Excalibur, PaiGow dealers are being asked to help prepare the nightly buffet especially when Louie Anderson and Jimmy Fricke is in the house.-Las VEgas Whore companies will no longer hire illegals to distribute porn ads, they will instead use some of their aging or least attractive aka fugly prostitutes to give out these ads.-Stations casinos have replace their cleaning staff with dogs, apparently these dogs can lick the rooms clean.-The Mayor also laid off the whole police force and replace them with Delta Force aka Chuck "mothafaka" Norris.-and lastly, no more of this dam tours.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U0G9OT_yq4 Link to post Share on other sites
wsox8 10 Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 Stop Link to post Share on other sites
theinvestor 0 Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 Knock, knock.Who's there?Little Boy Blue.Little Boy Blue who?Chuck Norris. Link to post Share on other sites
ChuckNorr!s 0 Posted November 5, 2008 Author Share Posted November 5, 2008 Knock, knock.Who's there?Little Boy Blue.Little Boy Blue who?Chuck Norris.lmao Link to post Share on other sites
TheWynn 0 Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 You sir, are a moron. Link to post Share on other sites
Canadianpoker83 0 Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 Umm Link to post Share on other sites
ChuckNorr!s 0 Posted November 5, 2008 Author Share Posted November 5, 2008 I know its kind a lame, tough crowd today. Link to post Share on other sites
Largetotals 0 Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 I know its kind a lame but its apparently real bad joke day.. FYP Link to post Share on other sites
Canadianpoker83 0 Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 I know its kind a lame, tough crowd today. just for you Chuck Norris Link to post Share on other sites
ChuckNorr!s 0 Posted November 6, 2008 Author Share Posted November 6, 2008 just for you Chuck Norristhanks, I already seen this, also thank you to crunch for shipping me $6 on my stars account, apparently he liked my jokes. Link to post Share on other sites
rcgs59 15 Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 thanks, I already seen this, also thank you to crunch for shipping me $6 on my stars account, apparently he liked my jokes.oh they were jokes , I thought he paid the $6.00 to get you to stop the silly postings Link to post Share on other sites
Canadianpoker83 0 Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 oh they were jokes , I thought he paid the $6.00 to get you to stop the silly postingsOMG is rcgs59 is raggin on ya lol Link to post Share on other sites
ChuckNorr!s 0 Posted November 6, 2008 Author Share Posted November 6, 2008 oh they were jokes , I thought he paid the $6.00 to get you to stop the silly postingsbwahaha, u are so funny my friend, he actually only like one line, this is his message to me,"Las Vegas whore Companies" - classic and funny, just for that I shipped u $6. Link to post Share on other sites
TwstdWrstr 10 Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 oh they were jokes , I thought he paid the $6.00 to get you to stop the silly postingslmoa, owned. Link to post Share on other sites
GetSprung 0 Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 ::Insert fail pic here:: Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Not 1 single post in this whole thread was funny.Please lock it up. Link to post Share on other sites
GetSprung 0 Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Not 1 single post in this whole thread was funny.Please lock it up.I'm at work...hooray!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Canadianpoker83 0 Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 FCP Cutbacks The following ppl have been let go : Chuck Norr!s....... that is all Link to post Share on other sites
ChuckNorr!s 0 Posted November 6, 2008 Author Share Posted November 6, 2008 Not 1 single post in this whole thread was funny.Please lock it up.ok lock it up, majority says its not funny, thanks anyway guys. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 I'm at work...hooray!!!I might have to move and get a job with you, it's almost worth working for real. Link to post Share on other sites
rcgs59 15 Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 ::Insert fail pic here:: Not 1 single post in this whole thread was funny.Please lock it up. I'm at work...hooray!!!wow, they agree with me , look who is funny now Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 wow, they agree with me , look who is funny nowNobody. Remember I said not 1 single post, lol. Link to post Share on other sites
rcgs59 15 Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Nobody. Remember I said not 1 single post, lol.you forgot to include yourself, lmao Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 you forgot to include yourself, lmaoNope, I wasn't trying to be funny. I was just telling it like it is.Edit: Also, why does your sig say you're Fluffdog? lol. Link to post Share on other sites
rcgs59 15 Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 you always have to have the last say, loledit: it's his quoteedit: signature adjusted Link to post Share on other sites
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